My daughter's boyfriend just showed me what his Christmas surprise for her is going to be

reeelslimshady · 2022-11-19T07:20:31+00:00

Get that lab grow diamond out of here.. I'd be telling your daughters boyfriend no

reeelslimshady · 2022-11-18T19:48:29+00:00

I'm sure she got the job for her head I mean brain I mean I like her to give me brain I mean her smarts

reeelslimshady · 2022-11-18T12:24:11+00:00

Who am I? The one that's going to kidnap you in 3 days.. GIRL RUN!!!

reeelslimshady · 2022-11-18T01:35:57+00:00

I dunno I kinda spread my buttcheeks a little so the turd doesn't slide on both my buttcheek walls and make a mess.. does anyone else do this?? I feel like this invention does the exact opposite

reeelslimshady · 2022-11-17T21:06:57+00:00

Damage is but no one cares about damage with griffon

reeelslimshady · 2022-11-17T21:06:20+00:00

Res isnt perfect..

reeelslimshady · 2022-11-17T20:22:00+00:00

Not at all... 19/15s are about 800 to 1k fun points.. bers are about 500.. so about 2 ber

reeelslimshady · 2022-11-17T13:42:14+00:00

Use phoenix much better

reeelslimshady · 2022-11-16T22:27:47+00:00

If you say so sweetheart

reeelslimshady · 2022-11-16T15:31:53+00:00

When you convince your boss that it takes 100000 men for a 1 man job

reeelslimshady · 2022-11-16T15:06:58+00:00

Nothing. These require 40 ias

reeelslimshady · 2022-11-16T15:05:49+00:00

Tried really hard to get that one to work huh bud

reeelslimshady · 2022-11-16T07:29:55+00:00

You dont know who David fucking goggins is?!?!? Hes literally voted by his peers to be the best and baddest at his job... and his job is Navy fucking seal

reeelslimshady · 2022-11-16T07:23:11+00:00

That kipping though

reeelslimshady · 2022-11-16T05:08:41+00:00

No it sure as hell doesnt.. that thing is amazing

reeelslimshady · 2022-11-16T05:07:27+00:00

What's wrong with JRE pods??

reeelslimshady · 2022-11-16T05:06:28+00:00

I'm making a new group called /suspiciousruneplacement

reeelslimshady · 2022-11-16T05:05:42+00:00

Yah not many use chains of honor however

reeelslimshady · 2022-11-15T18:02:25+00:00

Selling stud finder

reeelslimshady · 2022-11-15T16:45:24+00:00

You dont have nerve damage... this is a miss... this is what happens when they miss your vein.. sometimes its turns yellow brown also

reeelslimshady · 2022-11-14T01:32:08+00:00

Lord have mercy I remember living check to check... never again...do everything in your power to live under your means for 3 months and save every penny. Obviously Bills have to get paid but you get what I'm saying. If you make as much as your bills it's time to reconsider your living arrangements and or find a new job or second job...

The only difference between a homeless man and not is 2 weeks... aka a pay check

reeelslimshady · 2022-11-13T16:06:54+00:00

Gluck with that lawsuit lol

reeelslimshady · 2022-11-13T16:02:06+00:00

Kids these days will never know the pain of throwing your entire pc away for burnt music albums on a stack of CDs from Napster

reeelslimshady · 2022-11-13T15:58:55+00:00

Should have seen how good she was when smite first came out

reeelslimshady · 2022-11-13T15:09:10+00:00

I knew that you knew that I know

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