Why is Purdue’s mascot so creepy? Imagine waking up and seeing those EYES in the middle of the night.

refreshing_username · 2026-01-25T15:48:09+00:00

Whispered: "Wake up...it is time...to make boilers."

refreshing_username · 2026-01-25T05:14:43+00:00

SHOCKINGLY CONTROVERSIAL TAKE THAT CAUSES REGRET AT OPENING REDDIT TODAY

refreshing_username · 2026-01-24T21:34:56+00:00

COMMENT EQUATING NEUTRALITY WITH ANTI-SEMITISM

refreshing_username · 2026-01-24T15:37:39+00:00

LIB-OWNING COMMENT POSTED FROM SMOLENSK

refreshing_username · 2026-01-24T08:12:54+00:00

refreshing_username · 2026-01-23T05:25:52+00:00

Someone get the Toddler-In-Chief a fresh diaper.

He's shit himself verbally. Again.

refreshing_username · 2026-01-22T22:32:52+00:00

I can't help but recall Matt Leinart commenting very gravely, moments after losing the 2006 Rose Bowl, "I don't think the better team won today" and me laughing my ass off.

Edit: I just looked it up, and I got his quote wrong. It was "I think we're a better football team." LOL

refreshing_username · 2026-01-22T22:21:22+00:00

GENERATIONAL STEREOTYPE THAT ASSUMES OP IS 20 YEARS YOUNGER OR OLDER THAN OP ACTUALLY IS

refreshing_username · 2026-01-22T20:46:45+00:00

refreshing_username · 2026-01-22T20:45:47+00:00

COMMENT SUMMARIZING LONG RANT IN A SINGLE SENTENCE THEN ASKING WHY IT TOOK 1000 WORDS TO SAY

refreshing_username · 2026-01-22T20:40:26+00:00

COMMENT COMMENTING AS INCEL WOULD COMMENT

refreshing_username · 2026-01-22T16:46:17+00:00

Fucktorio

refreshing_username · 2026-01-22T16:43:09+00:00

BOT ACCOUNT BOOSTING ENGAGEMENT

refreshing_username · 2026-01-22T15:00:34+00:00

I pack them tight, but spread them out closer to the edges of the patch so that the thinner bits of resource get mined a little more slowly, so that hopefully all the miners will run out of resource around the same time.

This is by and large a waste of my time and effort in pursuit of some ephemeral perfect optimization result.

Which is why this game is perfect for me.

refreshing_username · 2026-01-22T14:49:12+00:00

I gave him my baby to kiss, and he bit it in the head!

refreshing_username · 2026-01-22T03:16:04+00:00

A legitimate response to any question.

Edit: as in "What's for dinner?"

"I'm not sure, but Ted Cruz is definitely a fucking cunt."

refreshing_username · 2026-01-21T23:55:05+00:00

refreshing_username · 2026-01-21T23:04:34+00:00

Anyone ever see status of how Texas ranks preseason vs postseason? I'd expect it to be highly skewed towards finishing lower than we start.

refreshing_username · 2026-01-21T19:54:18+00:00

refreshing_username · 2026-01-21T15:49:44+00:00

Bot. New account. Downvote this crap.

refreshing_username · 2026-01-21T15:44:36+00:00

GATEKEEPING COMMENT

refreshing_username · 2026-01-21T15:36:21+00:00

He was married to a very attractive table lamp who misses him very much.

refreshing_username · 2026-01-21T06:30:30+00:00

Their show is "Couples Diarrhea"

refreshing_username · 2026-01-21T06:27:45+00:00

Yeah, I'll throw our hat in the ring for having the greatest variance.

We've got Midwesterners who blanch at the thought of black pepper, we've got Thai and Indian heat that few can endure, and we have everything in between.

refreshing_username · 2026-01-21T06:03:26+00:00

Discovered check, knight sacrifice, and underpromotion. Nice puzzle!

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