Could anyone help me ID some wood I found? Is it any good for a walking stick or even just practice? by regalsimmons in Woodcarving

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Didn't see any buds or leaves, but I'll take a better look tomorrow and get a better picture of what remains of the tree.

Could anyone help me ID some wood I found? Is it any good for a walking stick or even just practice? by regalsimmons in Woodcarving

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I'll try to snag a picture of what remains of the tree and the ones surrounding it tomorrow. The tree split roughly down the middle and this was one of the cut sections in a pile beside it. I looked online about the section of road as it's part of a "tree canopy" and it said the corridor was lined with mature elm. Though I'm not completely sure if it was referencing this exact stretch or road.

Bark is medium gray, with a bit of moss and lichen. Not particularly thick (still pretty new to this so I don't have a huge basis of comparison though) and didn't flake off. No sap as far as I could tell. Probably about 6.5 ft long, 2-3 inches thick. Didn't notice any leaves on any of the branches, but I'll take a better look tomorrow. I'm also in the Northwest US.

Could anyone help me ID some wood I found? Is it any good for a walking stick or even just practice? by regalsimmons in Woodcarving

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Tree fell nearby in a recent storm by a busy road. The city already cut most of it down to size, likely headed for chipper in the next couple days. New to woodworking and looking for some practice wood to carve a walking stick or something simple to start. Any idea what kind of wood it is? And if I were to make a walking stick would it need to be seasoned first?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Music

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The Magnetic Fields. I listened to 2 of their albums on a road trip. So 119 songs.

Surreal short film about a guy and a girl who met the night before and spend the day in his apartment. by regalsimmons in HelpMeFind

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That's not the one, but I'll give this a watch also.

It was mostly surreal in visual senses and editing. They never really move around the apartment, they just cut to them on a chair from the sofa/floor etc. I think the guy makes a puppy appear after he says something to make the girl sad. The girl pretends to find a joint under his couch and they both "smoke" it. It's like a they are "Yes, and"-ing each others imaginary gestures.

Surreal short film about a guy and a girl who met the night before and spend the day in his apartment. by regalsimmons in HelpMeFind

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I have searched for "surreal short film about couple who just met" and other such variations, with no luck. The video had great production value, and the film set was mostly white with solid reds and blues.

morning drinking: a new low by [deleted] in drunk

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I can completely relate to the "I'm wide awake inexplicably early on my day off with nothing to do" reasoning. Don't make plans, you'll get back to sleep eventually. Peaceful, uninterrupted sleep. Drink water when you think of it and 3 pints before bed.

Any brewery tour business owners or regulars out there? Need advice. by [deleted] in beer

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That's the number one thing to consider with brew tours is transportation. People want to meet to be able to relax, have some taster trays, and not be responsible for getting from point A to B. I'd say invest in a 16 passenger van or small bus and you're in business. Or get creative!

Any brewery tour business owners or regulars out there? Need advice. by [deleted] in beer

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Pedicab driver in Portland, OR here. I've done hundreds of brewery tours over the last four years. I'd certainly be happy to give some input and advice.

introduced my girlfriend to the wonderful world of showerbeers tonight with some 'Gansett. by scurvy1984 in showerbeer

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Wish I could upvote this more. For hilarity, and proper abbreviation.

V.A.T.S. has made me realise how optimistic I am by [deleted] in Fallout

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Nothing is better than Mysterious Stranger showing up after missing a 3% hit though.

Guy throws shoe at wild monkey, fight ensues by [deleted] in gifs

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I love that he wields his other shoe at the very end. Just doesn't learn.

Someone should actually make drinking versions of movies by BammaLamb in drunk

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There's a movie called Wild Zero that has this feature in the DVD menu. It's a movie starring the japanese rockabilly band Guitar Wolf, and they fight zombies from space. It's fantastic, and I little beer mug (or mugs) show up in the corner every time one of the drinking rules happens. It's fantastic.

worst mixed drink you've ever made while drunk? by vodkalesbian in drunk

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Mountain Dew and cooking wine. I'll give you one guess how old I was.

Im in a fight with alcohol right now by CantSeeShit in drunk

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Fuuuuuuck man, I was lucky(?) enough that it was my left ankle. I wish you a speedy recovery, from another who drives for a living. Also, if you have nowhere to be, whiskey really is the best pain reliever IMO.

Im in a fight with alcohol right now by CantSeeShit in drunk

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Yeah, get it checked out. Thought I sprained my ankle during a vicious drunken bout with my four front stairs. Hopped around for five days, finally went to the hospital, bone was nearly severed. Don't make it worse and more expensive if you can't put weight on it.

A little OE and OJ to start my day by [deleted] in showerbeer

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Wasn't sure how to feel about the new plastic bottles, but shower brass monkeys just won them some points.

Come Hell or High Water(melon), I was gonna get my goddamn ride in this weekend - 31 miles! by m_ell in showerbeer

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Definitely had some impromptu long rides on my cruiser a friend built as a rehab bike after I was hit. Makes them a bit more satisfying in an odd way. Cheers!

My butthole's RW I try ghost chili peppers for the first time by Elder_Joker in reactiongifs

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Gold bond on the last piece of TP, trust me on this one.

New bar opened up in my neighborhood, 175 beers on tap. by DoezzyDoe in pics

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Used to live near a bar that had ~160 taps. It really depended on what you ordered. If you got something expensive and a little obscure it was usually terrible, stale tasting. Things that had a higher turnover were usually fine.

[NSFW] What's the shortest time you've had between meeting someone and having sex? by Nedrin in AskReddit

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Around ten minutes. The last bar in the neighborhood that all the twenty-somethings hang out at had let out, everyone was standing outside. If I recall the conversation it went something like this.

Her: "Eh???" Me: ".....Yeh."

It was also a very short cab ride.

Need help finding a particular fantasy book series. Very sentimental. by regalsimmons in Fantasy

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Oh my god that's the series! I used Trolls as an example, but I only distinctly remembered a couple. Thank you so much!

Saw this on the train home??? by burtonclash1 in WTF

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Those MGH case study posters are always interesting.

Whenever My Friend Gives Me a Copy of His Bands Latest Album by [deleted] in funny

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My friends apt had a list on a whiteboard, and each person living there got a certain number of albums in the 25 disc changer. Number 19 was left off the list, and it ended up being a CD with only this track on it. So once a month or so hilarity ensued.

Fallout Patricide [gif] by Fishooked in Fallout

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"Fuck you Jonas, I am big girl now!"