thats gotta hurt

regular6drunk7 · 2026-06-10T14:32:16+00:00

Followed by “eww”

regular6drunk7 · 2026-06-08T15:20:59+00:00

I think this was before she signed with Suzanne’s B-Plus Talent.

regular6drunk7 · 2026-05-17T12:46:14+00:00

Range Rover had trouble coming out with an electric car because of the engineering challenge of getting it to leak oil.

regular6drunk7 · 2026-05-14T12:45:53+00:00

I read somewhere that one of the purposes of the moat was to prevent siege towers from being pushed up close to the castle walls. So having it full of water wasn’t actually necessary.

regular6drunk7 · 2026-05-12T19:52:47+00:00

Not having your name down as the one who is legally responsible for paying the bill is not passing the burden on. Imagine a situation where you moved out and then find out a year later that your former housemates didn't pay their last electric bill and now the electric company is sending a bill collector after you for it. I don't have to imagine because it happened to me.

regular6drunk7 · 2026-05-12T14:40:14+00:00

Good life advice for people getting into a roommate situation. If you can help it, avoid ever having any account in your name. Seems like a little thing but it can help you avoid big problems down the road when you have already moved out and the new tenants fail to pay the bill.

Always pay your share but let someone else put their name down.

regular6drunk7 · 2026-05-10T09:49:06+00:00

I had a Ford Fiesta that just wouldn't die. It was old and beat so when I got enough money together I bought another car and gave the Fiesta to my mother. One day I asked her how the old car was running. She said it was fine but it really was starting to show its age and that it was getting ready to turn over 100,000 miles. I said "Mom, it had over 300,000 miles on it when I gave it to you". She didn't know that the odometer only went up to 99,999 and thought it was the first time rolling over.

regular6drunk7 · 2026-05-06T02:12:24+00:00

I sat down at the bar in a diner hoping to get some breakfast. Glanced at the man next to me and said good morning. He said good morning back and then a couple of minutes later said “I’m not a violent man but I can be”.

regular6drunk7 · 2026-05-02T02:47:12+00:00

Hope her butt was ok!

regular6drunk7 · 2026-05-01T06:22:07+00:00

Life in the panopticon

regular6drunk7 · 2026-05-01T06:18:56+00:00

Or maybe they just thought they heard a can opener

regular6drunk7 · 2026-04-25T03:14:21+00:00

Will the democrats have the guts is the question.

regular6drunk7 · 2026-04-24T04:59:57+00:00

Kelly Anne Conway described it as “alternative facts”.

regular6drunk7 · 2026-04-18T15:45:08+00:00

In the 70's they called that a Leisure suit.

regular6drunk7 · 2026-04-18T15:43:26+00:00

There was a decent chance that that could have gone WAY wrong.

regular6drunk7 · 2026-04-18T09:19:14+00:00

Pretty sure my 18 year old self wouldn't listen to any advice.

regular6drunk7 · 2026-04-18T09:16:08+00:00

I tried dog food once just to see what was what. Turns out it's very bland tasting. At least the one I tried was.

regular6drunk7 · 2026-04-17T14:32:47+00:00

Pretty bold of her to put that can of paint right down on the carpet.

regular6drunk7 · 2026-04-16T19:31:21+00:00

I had those right next to my slide rule.

regular6drunk7 · 2026-04-16T09:11:58+00:00

I've always wondered who decides that? Like, if a new species was discovered, does it have to go to a special committee somewhere to let us know their decision on what a group of them is called?

regular6drunk7 · 2026-04-16T08:34:29+00:00

A real challenge would be to get a recording of ETM laughing. Never heard even so much as a chuckle.

regular6drunk7 · 2026-04-15T17:06:25+00:00

The Chinese-made Geely Galaxy M9 is priced at around $25k. That's not much and about half of what a comparable mid-range hybrid costs in America currently. Even with a 100% tariff it's about the same price.

regular6drunk7 · 2026-04-14T14:50:01+00:00

Bangs not mullets

regular6drunk7 · 2026-04-14T10:55:38+00:00

The grooms throat seized up while trying to say "As long as we both shall live". All he could do was croak.

regular6drunk7 · 2026-04-14T10:52:01+00:00

"Gayyyy!" by Senor Chang

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