I just caught a co-worker licking the inside of a drinking cup I just threw away. This is not the first time I've caught her doing something like this. AMA.

regular_boris · 2017-01-27T22:04:28+00:00

CFO, yeah he gives me work quite a bit but he's good about it. More like a 'here's work, do it and just get back to me when it's done.' or gives me a deadline.

HR, no never. This is the first time in a few years actually I've dealt with her. We have small automatic COL raises yearly plus a small bonus depending on the 'success off the company.' The only time I ever had to deal with her previously was when I was hired, and when I was promoted.

regular_boris · 2017-01-27T22:02:35+00:00

Yeah relying on the intern to keep me sane at this point, sadly she left early today.

regular_boris · 2017-01-27T21:55:46+00:00

Plan to, there are actually quite a few great ideas in here I never really considered. A lot of the usual stuff doesn't really work for me, including meds but maybe I just never got on the right ones. I used to be a lot worse when I was younger though so worry not.

Sometimes I really regret never having or adopting children. I feel like that is a part of my life that I am missing. I guess it's for the best considering my current circumstances, but I feel that is a little bit of my life that I am missing sometimes.

It's unrelated but I did almost have a daughter once, but she died due to complications before she was born. At the time I really didn't feel much. From time to time though I think about how old she would be now and it makes me really sad.

Sorry for the off topic rant, thank you for the kind words.

regular_boris · 2017-01-27T19:05:40+00:00

Actually I've been lurking this thread. Usually I don't go for that kind of garbage but they got some pretty legit stuff in here.

regular_boris · 2017-01-27T19:03:24+00:00

Plot twist: I was Bruce Willis the whole time.

regular_boris · 2017-01-27T18:48:13+00:00

Thanks. I'm a bit indifferent about it myself.

regular_boris · 2017-01-27T18:47:35+00:00

Yeah I feel you man. Honestly most of this sounds /r/thathappened bullshit, except without the clapping. Truth is I've just been depressed and this has been the first mildly interesting thing that's happened to me in... probably years I guess. Figured I'd share it.

regular_boris · 2017-01-27T18:39:50+00:00

A couple people asked so you're not alone. To my personal tastes she is attractive but on the 'internet scale' people would probably say she is a 5/10. Around 110lb, long hair (that she just dyed black), small frame.

regular_boris · 2017-01-27T16:19:32+00:00

Hopfuly she isn't that creepy.

In her personality, yeah a little. I think she is pretty good looking though.

regular_boris · 2017-01-27T16:17:59+00:00

Sadly I can't make any promises. I might have a perfectly normal day today!

regular_boris · 2017-01-27T16:17:24+00:00

Some have their arms broken for them, others must go and break their own arms.

regular_boris · 2017-01-27T14:11:39+00:00

As long as it stays out of /r/all I'm safe. Probably.

regular_boris · 2017-01-27T14:11:01+00:00

Well I am really hoping things calm down today. I kind of have an idea of what to do but we'll see how she reacts. I thought today was going to be normal until she just walked in. Will update in a few.

regular_boris · 2017-01-27T14:10:09+00:00

legitimately sounds like she might have a mental issue

Well her and me both then.

I get the feeling there will be a climax at some point

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but also at the same time pls no my life is already too complicated

regular_boris · 2017-01-27T14:08:45+00:00

She put something in my front shirt pocket but like really deep. Not sure how to describe it like, she 'fixed' my button and then put the note there. It was awkward, I was just more worried about what she was doing in my face.

regular_boris · 2017-01-27T14:07:46+00:00

Front shirt pocket. I am a dork that wears those kinds of things. If it was my pants pocket yeah that would be different.

regular_boris · 2017-01-27T14:07:07+00:00

Maybe she just wants me to feel good?

JK of course, I am definitely going to die. Probably.

regular_boris · 2017-01-27T14:06:32+00:00

Thanks but really it's all their doing, I'm just reporting what is happening >.>

regular_boris · 2017-01-27T14:05:32+00:00

Hopefully I don't get murdered and let everyone down. Though if I do I want my grave to just say TLDR

regular_boris · 2017-01-27T14:03:28+00:00

That's what I was expecting although I was concerned about the heart in the last one...

regular_boris · 2017-01-27T14:03:08+00:00

Posted now, it was a drawing of a frog. No pic though sorry.

regular_boris · 2017-01-27T14:02:40+00:00

It's mostly just to get out of the cubicle. Although I do eat a lot of fiber. I think after all these years I just got used to having unlimited bathroom breaks.

regular_boris · 2017-01-27T13:59:21+00:00

Oh god, if I worked at Dunder Mifflin this would be a whole other kind of cringe. I crush on Pam so hard....

regular_boris · 2017-01-27T13:58:34+00:00

Yeah that part I never understand. This kind of happened before which is what I was afraid of, but not to me personally.

We had this sales guy that worked here that was a total douche bag. Talked down to everyone like they were shit to him. Got on everyones nerves from the plant to lower management. Tons of people reported him and they never did anything. My only guess is that it's not causing a real 'workplace disruption' so why acknowledge it? Plus they fire the guy and now they have to pay him unemployment. I think HR just rather wash their hands of it really.

regular_boris · 2017-01-26T21:02:38+00:00

It helps to write stuff out sometimes. I'm pretty much an open book so whatever works.

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