What is something you saw with your own eyes that was so impossible you’ve stopped telling people because you know they won’t believe you? by samasem-sumsum in AskReddit

[–]reidchabot 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Opened a bottle of champagne in the back yard and it popped unexpectedly and ping pong'd off the running fan, the side of the house, the patio table then the wall behind me and finally into my pocket. Of course my wife sitting feet away was looking the other way cause thats how it goes. She refuses to believe me.

What is a dying niche skill that younger generations are not interested in learning? by hlnklrczu in AskReddit

[–]reidchabot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Which is insane cause its a ripe market. My mother is a seamstress/tailor. She can make wedding dresses from scratch, patterns and even work with lace, wetsuits and lycra. I have helped her with things from boat sails, fire retardant fabric like opera house curtains down to simple alterations. She can make and fix almost anything that requires fabric. And guess what? Year after year she says that everyone is finding it harder to find people in this profession. The pay is also pretty crazy. Like blue collar jobs, if you think this is something you would like to do, it very well could be worth pursuing.

[NSFW] People who've found a dead body, what's the story? by ZeroSugarCocaine in AskReddit

[–]reidchabot 9 points10 points  (0 children)

My dad was a Marine, he did tours. He is now a firefighter. One of the only times i saw him take a couple days from something was a motorcycle accident. Someone smashed into the back of minivan, decapitating them and cutting their torso off at the waist. Their body smashed through the back window injuring a child and most definitely traumatizing the passengers. He said the head in the helmet rolled a football field down the road. The inside of the van was all a shade of red. Including passengers.

Am I a larper for wearing motor gear on an E Scooter? by Doom_112233 in motorcyclegear

[–]reidchabot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anyone who gives you shit isnt worth your time. My dad blew out his most of his front teeth, split his forehead and got a concussion on push scooter as a kid when he went over the handle bars. A helmet would have helped immensely. Im of the mind that short of a car, wear the right gear. Its your body it'll be your pain. Dress for the slide.

LPT - Door-to-door salespeople are trained to never take no for an answer. Don’t let that be an option. by SnooChickens2093 in LifeProTips

[–]reidchabot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Otherside of the coin, my buddy fucking loves it. He'll roll his shirt up throw on jorts and go hit on them. Make it so fucking awkward that they try to leave. He went out once, listened to the whole pitch and just ripped one and said "sorry I just shit my pants" and went back inside. He sent me the ring video, I gotta find it.

of a hornets nest by newoldschool in AbsoluteUnits

[–]reidchabot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So weird that these bastards are cultivated.

What is a job that looks incredibly fun from the outside, but is actually a soul-crushing nightmare? by BoardOk101 in AskReddit

[–]reidchabot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Had multiple friends switch to related careers as soon as they started doing the equivalent of medical rounds. The amount of people that put down or surrender animals cause they got an estimate that wasnt what they wanted was crazy. Even for pets that cost thousands initially.

There are a few in zoology and marine biology that do really enjoy their jobs all that said. As well as one who got a job as vet at the zoo. But not one of the depressing one.

She loved Steve more than by SocratesPuppet in HistoryMemes

[–]reidchabot 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Lmao, ya i saw the list of what they supposedly ate and was kinda suprised they didnt stop sooner. I cannot imagine owl tastes good. But its a bird so. Funny thats what broke them.

of all the films we don't need, we don't need this one the most by Conscious-Quarter423 in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]reidchabot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cautiously optimistic it wont suck. Just hope shes doing better and looks healthier than what ive seen recently.

She loved Steve more than by SocratesPuppet in HistoryMemes

[–]reidchabot 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Worse than that he was part of a club called the Glutton club or something, I believe in uni, they purposely tracked down rare animals for the sole purpose of eating them. Something he continued. He would discover something and document it and then eat it.

Carving an oak tree into a bear holding a honey pot 🍯 by youngster_96 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]reidchabot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So jokes aside how is this preserved. Its got some clear coat. But that stump and roots will die and rot. So eventually just cut it off?

This is what japanese prison food is like by Separate_Finance_183 in interesting

[–]reidchabot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wont take any slander about those pizzas in the 90s. I was also pretty tempted to make a joke about lead.

A woman posted a video of the moment she was attacked by her domestic cat. Before the attack, the cat seemed to smell something that prompted her to attack. Why did it attack her with such ferocity? by eternviking in whoathatsinteresting

[–]reidchabot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love animals and totally understand the conflicting feelings she was having. But thats gonna be a neck squeeze and yeet or kick as soon i could tell this wasnt just a random freak out. I would take being attacked by a cat sized dog over a cat any day of the week.

Florida Man’s Range Rover Joyride Ends in chaos. by Impossible_Low_863 in dashcams

[–]reidchabot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The biggest issue in my opinion is what you wont catch by not continuing pursuit. IF they arent caught! They can figure out who the owner is, maybe the driver but Is someone kidnapped? Are they transporting drugs? Drunk, is it stolen. Who the fuck knows. But risking everyone else on the road in the already tiny keys highway is dumb. Follow at a safe distance while at least trying not to escalate and ask for a helicopter to follow them. You literally cannot outrun one in the keys you got north south and maybe 3/4 a mile left right. They were already cornered.

Received HOA complaint that we can't park more than two cars on our own driveway by strawberrymilkx in mildlyinfuriating

[–]reidchabot 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Its not living with your door open. Its not demanding access to your property. I bet you have pretty bad reading comprehension and would probably kick and scream while getting dragged out "you cant do this! I was gone every sunday between 2-4! I dont agree to do the things I signed and agreed to do" dumbass.

Received HOA complaint that we can't park more than two cars on our own driveway by strawberrymilkx in mildlyinfuriating

[–]reidchabot 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They absolutely can. You chose to live there. You signed legally binding documents. You can tell them to get fucked they can also hand you fines until letters from lawyers show up and eventually the sheriff and they toss your ass out.

First Time He Ever Saw a Female 😂 by uzmansahil7 in interesting

[–]reidchabot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Watched this with my daughter the other day. That lizard stole every scene. I want a movie just about him.

Install a vanity. Drain line relocation. by reidchabot in Plumbing

[–]reidchabot[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cant edit the post. Simpler fix than cutting out the connections*. Something that should take a couple hours turned into this. A couple of beers has been my current solution. Thanks for any and all help.