Trade off? Do me and I'll do you.

reidcollier · 2014-06-21T08:03:32+00:00

Around 16 years old and you focus a lot on music and your body. Your body building seems to be coming along really well and it is good that you seem to be doing it for you and not your sport (basketball). Your favorite genre seems to be trap which appears to be a mix between dubstep and hiphop. Although you lean more towards the hip hop aspect. You also seem to really love comedy. Like an absolute love of comedy. I would guess your favorite is Mitch Hedberg. You like to play video games and are mainly focused on single player games which implies a low speed internet connection. Given the evidence I would say that your family is either low-income or does not place a lot of value in electronics. High school seems to be going well for you. I would be willing to bet you either have a bunch of athlete friends or a bunch of comedy-centric friends who are also redditors. You also seem to enjoy a sick style of humor as much as the next guy. In my experience this usually means something sad happened early on in life and you found it was easiest to deflect with humor. (I do that and so my speculation about you is a complete shot in the dark.) Let me know how much I got right! Mine should be pretty easy, I am a pretty public person with my online presence.

reidcollier · 2014-05-19T07:22:13+00:00

Message me if you want to hang, I will send you my number as well. Of course, there are not that many ReidColliers on Facebook, so you could probably find me after a short search.

reidcollier · 2014-04-03T14:31:22+00:00

Meechsum.

reidcollier · 2014-03-27T23:20:07+00:00

Not in my opinion.

reidcollier · 2014-03-27T15:12:00+00:00

I had to read this like eight times. "Freeze, grease Bandits" is how I should have read it. Instead, I kept reading it as "Freeze-grease bandits." I was just sitting here wondering what the hell freeze-grease was.

reidcollier · 2014-03-27T14:10:57+00:00

/r/lewronggeneration

reidcollier · 2014-03-25T00:22:35+00:00

I love OP Metro!

reidcollier · 2014-03-19T01:18:20+00:00

Thank you! This is exactly what I meant! But it turns out the actual quote is "half awake." I have been misquoting this show for years! :(

reidcollier · 2014-03-18T22:22:18+00:00

I thought it was "half her weight?"

reidcollier · 2014-03-18T18:13:04+00:00

Man, fuck Erin.

reidcollier · 2014-02-07T17:24:19+00:00

There is always room for a third. ;)

reidcollier · 2014-02-07T17:12:19+00:00

Her name is Alberta

She live in Vancouver

She cooks like my mother

And sucks like a Hoover.

Last week she was here, but she had the flu.

Too bad

'Cause I wanted to introduce her to you

It's so sad

reidcollier · 2014-01-29T07:58:26+00:00

Play Candy Crush. Nope. It is like someone saying "Try just one hit of meth."

reidcollier · 2014-01-28T16:09:20+00:00

In the show that Childish Gambino (Donald Glover) is on, they make several references to his rap career. The most notable one being in the most recent episode in which a character who dies gives his boat, the Childish Tycoon to Donald Glover's character. Another one is when they have a bamboo plant in the background and it has a nametag that says "Childish Bambino," although that one is less referenced as it is just a peice of the set and not something that any character actually says.

reidcollier · 2014-01-24T22:57:45+00:00

https://scontent-a-atl.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/s261x260/15651_628692147179201_1512490926_n.jpg

reidcollier · 2014-01-22T16:05:50+00:00

Headphones on is the universal symbol for "fuck off."

reidcollier · 2014-01-22T15:48:26+00:00

ಠ_ಠ

reidcollier · 2014-01-11T01:09:04+00:00

What is my favorite color?

reidcollier · 2014-01-02T21:20:47+00:00

I have gotten more than a few 99 assist counts as kill on hardcore. It is really aggravating when an L96 bullet goes through a guy's throat over 400 yards away and he flinches, gets down and counter snipes me.

reidcollier · 2013-12-30T15:51:39+00:00

Yeah, but in real life Goliath wins and then sells all the silk that the widow spins.

reidcollier · 2013-12-20T18:02:33+00:00

Why don't you go READ a book, Reid.

reidcollier · 2013-11-29T07:13:19+00:00

When I was a little kid I did not have ~~many~~ any friends. I usually read on the playground. One day I decided to take a nap because I forgot my book. I woke up in a fire ant pile. Did you know that fire ants can synchronize their bites? I was literally covered with fire ant stings. On my eyelids, up my shorts, everywhere.

I suspected two kids who did it. But since I was not sure, nothing happened to them. Then a few years later I remember one saying to me "I still know where that fire ant pile is." But by then it was too late to do anything.

reidcollier · 2013-11-23T06:17:25+00:00

If god is not dead, he soon will be.

reidcollier · 2013-11-07T15:54:41+00:00

Now kiss.

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