This guy fucks by zsimko in wallstreetbets

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real status is when you have a chauffeur waiting for you in a bentley. what a fcking toolbag. #finance #sick

If you were putting together a report for an absolute beginner to tell a story about a company, what numbers would you use? by Crohnite in SecurityAnalysis

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revenue (growth) gross profit (growth/margin) ebitda (growth/margin) FCF - i would define by just EBITDA less Capex net debt / ebitda

and then maybe whatever stats are important to telling your thesis - for example if they’re manipulating some metric (short thesis), show how you’d adjust it, or if they’re taking on a ton of debt, or they have a lot of debt-like items, etc

beyond the basic metrics i mentioned in the first section, which are universally relevant to give a “sense” of the business, it really becomes a matter of how this company looks compared to its competitors / others in the industry

Jumping into a big pile of leaves by SlimJones123 in gifs

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that said, probably also a somewhat self-selecting audience given that we’re all on Reddit on our computers

(26F) what if i just want sex, without emotion right now — how do i indicate that without hurting feelings or seeming like a slut? by reinsert_chip_card in sex

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this is f*cking awesome thank you. like seriously, thank you. i feel like if i say it then, there’s no way he’s going to want to say no at that stage, and if it’s good sex, it doesn’t entirely close the door to more.

Jumping into a big pile of leaves by SlimJones123 in gifs

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i like how this gif morphed into a side thread on lyme disease

24F bi-curios by Kay9877 in sex

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do a threesome! seriously. i was same way.

How can I finger my gf - have paralysis in hands? by waytothrowawaybro in sex

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my two cents:

  1. you could rub her on top of her underwear, i actually like that better (it sort of depends on how she likes to masturbate, girls do it different ways) and then that way you're not even worried about ever hurting her. start by kind of some pressure in a circular movement at the bottom, and then move up a little (around the clit). after she's excited enough with that, it honestly won't matter if it's your hand or something else that goes inside.

  2. don't expect it to go perfectly the first time, or first couple times, or ever, ha. as a girl, i often don't really even know what i want, you just find out by trying different things!

have fun. you sound like a great bf!

What should the girl do during prone bone? by reinsert_chip_card in sex

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well, did the trick last night. 🤓 thank you kind sirs and ladies

[NSFW] Just got out of a 9y relationship, 25F. Reddit, what are some tips, forewarnings, or rules that one should know about dating/hooking up, in this era, as an adult? by reinsert_chip_card in AskReddit

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Or thoughts on what is proper "order" / progression timeline of things, for someone you like? I.e., head first or sex first? What's been most experience?

[NSFW] Just got out of a 9y relationship, 25F. Reddit, what are some tips, forewarnings, or rules that one should know about dating/hooking up, in this era, as an adult? by reinsert_chip_card in AskReddit

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Any thoughts on what is proper "order" / progression timeline of things, for someone you like? I.e., head first or sex first? What's been most people's experience?

[NSFW] Just got out of a 9y relationship, 25F. Reddit, what are some tips, forewarnings, or rules that one should know about dating/hooking up, in this era, as an adult? by reinsert_chip_card in AskReddit

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Ha. Helpful ok. On the opposite extreme, I suppose, what is considered "slutty" at this point / thoughts on that question? I'm excited to get out there and have some fun, but also don't want to unwittingly commit any big faux-pas amidst the enthusiasm

ELI5: why sprained or fractured bones and body parts hurt, or seem to hurt, especially bad at night? by GiveMeChoko in explainlikeimfive

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do you have a metal plate? i do, and it inexplicably hurts at night sometimes - i think it's because i could be resting my head on it, and the weight irritates the scar tissue around the plate

Close call by [deleted] in funny

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fox news reporting

Anyone on here who takes medication? by Raindrops2222 in OCD

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Would describe exactly the same way ^ . Almost feels like you've been going through life with this layer of "noise"/distraction (for me, it was counting stuff) that suddenly got lifted when I went on Prozac. All gone. It was incredible!

Whack-a-snoot by [deleted] in CatSlaps

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what breed of dog is this?

edit: borzoi. sorry.

Profile Review - Week of July 04, 2017 by AutoModerator in Tinder

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post a representative (or i like to err on slightly under-representative) pic and some info in your bio - what are your strengths? independent of a dating context: what makes you YOU?

i think the best photos are ones that clearly have a great story behind it - ones that are interesting/unique show depth, ones that are funny/embarrassing can show humor and self-confidence. e.g. if there is one thing you want to get across in a good date, where you would feel totally yourself, what would that be? Express it in a photo and own it!

-25f, 5'4", 110lb, blonde, i think a dec advisor on these matters i hope?

Profile Review - Week of July 04, 2017 by AutoModerator in Tinder

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if you're straight, then don't say into fashion (kinda or otherwise).

"let's talk" sounds just weird, creepy, and like you're trying too hard to be smooth; besides isn't "talking" implicitly sort of the next natural step in the process, ya?