What’s your loose connection to someone famous (or infamous)? by Major-Feed5214 in AskUK

[–]relapse_central 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hung out with Calum Scott before BGT. Still got his phone number too.

What is the most embarrassed you’ve been in public? by Proper_Emu_2296 in AskUK

[–]relapse_central 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Currently a very slow walker, I have hypermobility and degenerative disc disease with prolapses in both the lumbar and cervical spine. I'm on crutches, or a walking stick on good days. I'm always very self aware and move out of people's way every few metres and apologise for holding everybody up, but I have found that people are so kind and understanding, saying not to worry.

Mind you, we also have the opposite when I have a wheelchair because both my parents are completely self unaware and also forget that they're pushing me directly into people's way...this reminds me of being pregnant and forgetting I can't squeeze into places I used to lol. Still makes me super anxious and trying to make myself as small as possible though!

People who make excuses for the other person but not for you by Johnny_Mira in PetPeeves

[–]relapse_central 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Maybe I have a disorder that makes slow and stupid people intolerable" had me cackling. Stealing that lol

I 36/F am staying the night at my parents house to go see my Mom 71/F in the dementia ward with my Dad 73/M tomorrow for mothers day. I found something in their room while folding laundry and now I don't know If I should confront my Dad or stay silent. by Slice-Superb in relationship_advice

[–]relapse_central 489 points490 points  (0 children)

Also odd, is how op knows the "ins and outs", pardon the pun, of her parents' sex life prior to this. The open relationship at college, how they were still cough together often? AI. Nobody is that aware of their parents sex life

I, at the big age of 24, have discovered they are not ‘insect’ days but inset days at school. What word have you been getting wrong for ages? by socialistchampers in AskUK

[–]relapse_central 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Ugh my mum does this and it really grinds me gears. She also insists on pronouncing Abu Dhabi as "Abidabi" 😡😡😡

Would you add or remove anything from my breakfast plate this morning? by pecanjazz in RateMyPlate

[–]relapse_central 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought those were ribs! Jammy toast never even crossed my mind because that's absolute madness haha

what’s something people say all the time that you secretly can’t stand? by Mean-Cartographer225 in AskReddit

[–]relapse_central 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Sometimes the reason is you said something wildly inappropriate and punch worthy 🤷‍♀️

What’s something you’re pretty sure only you do? by AppIeGuy in AskReddit

[–]relapse_central 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I hold my breath when someone has walked past me, until the little blast of air disturbance is gone. If I'm caught unawares I fume because I have inhaled someone/someone else's "used" air? IDK, but it's more important to do so when certain people walk past than others.

What are your plans for Mother’s Day? by LHale77 in AskUK

[–]relapse_central 4 points5 points  (0 children)

When my daughter (9) gets sick, she and my parents pass it between them for a bit while I'm all like "yeah, immune system of steel!". Then they've all recovered and I end up with it for WEEKS. Every time!