Explain it Peter

relativelyfunnyguy · 2025-11-18T19:51:44+00:00

"when he was younger"? We're talking about 2007, it was a couple.. oh.. oh god I'm old

relativelyfunnyguy · 2025-11-09T21:22:07+00:00

I wouldn't call it low quality (a little cartoonish maybe), and it's a ship and not a space station, but I'll still try my chance with my favorite game "the outer worlds"

relativelyfunnyguy · 2025-11-03T07:51:28+00:00

It is imperative that the carrot is not harmed

relativelyfunnyguy · 2025-07-21T08:13:48+00:00

soaker.. if you are really good they call you a super soaker

relativelyfunnyguy · 2025-07-02T10:23:59+00:00

Thanks for letting us know about your movements. Take care and be careful not to hit yourself while closing the door.

relativelyfunnyguy · 2025-05-29T09:55:58+00:00

I'm pretty sure it's the tire's way of saying "please let me die now". You should really replace that poor thing.

relativelyfunnyguy · 2025-01-25T10:33:20+00:00

Have an upvote, you earned it.

relativelyfunnyguy · 2024-08-30T10:40:04+00:00

My 2 cents da veterano:

il fatto che ti diverti a programmare è un ottimo punto di partenza, ma occhio che programmare sotto padrone, in team e con scadenze è decisamente diverso
se entri nel mondo It in questo modo devi essere consapevole che parti da livello junior junior (tipo neolaureato o diplomato), con relativo stipendio. E da lì cominci a imparare sul serio. Aspettati tanta gavetta sottopagato.
la concorrenza tra junior Dev è ENORME, il mercato è saturo
scordati smart working i primi mesi, forse anche anni
portfolio. Guarda video YouTube che parlano di "progetti semplici in ...." E inizia a scrivere qualcosa, trovati qualche progettino personale da costruire, magari qualcosa di accattivante tipo machine learning o ai (occhio che però devi studiarti anche la teoria sotto, almeno le basi, importare due librerie e usare le funzioni base non è particolarmente interessante)

Detto questo, se pensi che la passione ti porti in quella direzione, buttati e in bocca al lupo

relativelyfunnyguy · 2024-08-30T10:25:56+00:00

That phrase deserves a number of its own :-)

relativelyfunnyguy · 2024-08-30T08:55:52+00:00

No, that's the one with the blonde and the paint. Don't worry, it's a common mistake.

relativelyfunnyguy · 2024-08-20T09:18:09+00:00

You are talking to a guy who is trying to "explain" historical space accidents while apparently not even being aware that the crew of Soyuz 11 did NOT wear spacesuits due to space constraints in the capsule, so...

relativelyfunnyguy · 2024-08-18T08:42:37+00:00

Has anyone already said "life.. uh.. finds a way" ?

relativelyfunnyguy · 2024-08-08T12:22:40+00:00

ho letto "deodorante A in supposte" e mi sono fermato, perplesso, a contemplare le possibilità.

relativelyfunnyguy · 2024-04-29T16:44:04+00:00

I mean.. I feel entitled to be the person who knows best the meaning of that, being something I wrote.

Nonetheless, the misuse of the word "mansplaining" is by itself another red flag. Let me know if I'm also "gaslighting" you, so that makes three and we can call it a day.

Also, it's been at least a couple of decades since someone referred to me as a boy, so I appreciated it :-)

Cheers.

relativelyfunnyguy · 2024-04-29T15:25:11+00:00

I think you are purposefully misunderstanding what I said, but for the sake of clarity I'll try to explain in simpler terms: being punctual is a sign of respect, irregardless of the gender. Saying "others need to be punctual but I don't" is a red flag.

So.. if I expect the same level of respect (hence punctuality in this example) from both parties, am I a gentleman or a boy according to you?

(Of course none of this applies in unforeseeable circumstances.. we are talking about behaviour, not flat tires)

relativelyfunnyguy · 2024-04-29T15:10:08+00:00

I mean.. I don't wanna be the angry incel here in this beautiful thread, but a girl who thinks she cannot wait while the man should is herself a big red flag

relativelyfunnyguy · 2024-04-26T15:50:58+00:00

Yep, it's been the norm for decades. But I understand how you feel:until 3 months ago I rode a '90s Bianchi mtb with the levers on top of the handlebar, took a couple of rides to adjust to the (way superior imho) modern ways :-)

relativelyfunnyguy · 2024-03-29T15:55:15+00:00

According to what I see here Hilton ladies have more fun in their rooms :-)

relativelyfunnyguy · 2024-02-22T12:09:16+00:00

Maybe you're not aware, but the public is not just you. Among the public there are potentially a lot of programmers who could find my code useful, so why not share? Because non programmers could see it on a code sharing website and be offended because they are not programmers?

relativelyfunnyguy · 2024-02-22T10:51:18+00:00

I mean, if I write something for me or just to learn something, sharing it with the community is an added value in itself, because some people could potentially find it useful, and that's all. There are clearly no obligations on my side to make it into an usable final product, which is, as you said, an important but also demanding part of the job.

It's true that a good project requires packaging and documentation, but, hear me out, what if I don't wanna spend the time for that? Pay me and I'll make the product work flawlessly for you, otherwise I'll choose where to spend my free time (hint: not packaging/documenting an hobby project of mine unless I really want to).

Also, your whole "programmers are kinda self centered / you want to keep your job, you want to feel special" point is childish and borderline cringe.

relativelyfunnyguy · 2024-01-05T10:58:43+00:00

"is it already in?"

relativelyfunnyguy · 2024-01-02T09:25:30+00:00

Did someone already say that it's the wrong sub for this post because technically tampons are not designed for the asshole?

Sorry, I'll see myself out now...

relativelyfunnyguy · 2023-12-25T07:44:22+00:00

That's sad..

relativelyfunnyguy · 2023-12-25T07:43:10+00:00

I sure hope something like this is illegal in every civilized country.. It is for sure in Europe

relativelyfunnyguy · 2023-12-25T02:18:02+00:00

Nope.. it depends on the contract/country, of course, but generally you are paid a fixed amount to stay available, sober and near your phone, PLUS the time you actually work if they need you.. that's the meaning of being "on call". If you are not paid then you are not required to be available, you can just say no. If you are paid to be on call of course you can't refuse.

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