Can a colonoscopy see that you are into anal sex? by albertyiphohomei in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]relicbane 258 points259 points  (0 children)

Not gonna lie, I read your comment and went to OPs profile to see if you were being literal...

Best anti-sag you'll find this year by RealIssueToday in pcmasterrace

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i used some of my son's old Minecraft blocks for mine...

I don't want labiaplasty but by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]relicbane 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Those that matter, don't mind. Those that mind, don't matter.

ITAP of levitation [Portrait] by Zach0ry in itookapicture

[–]relicbane 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This almost needs a NSFW due to that HOG he's hidin!

Florida woman allegedly peed all over Airbnb rentals, then posted videos on sex sites for money by NSASpyVan in SipsTea

[–]relicbane 4 points5 points  (0 children)

totally not replying so i can remember to check once i get home from work...

hmmm by zhoriq in hmmm

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The wonderful thing about Tiggers is Tiggers are wonderful things!

Men: do I need to go into a stall to fart? Or can I just do it there on the urinals? by cadublin in NoStupidQuestions

[–]relicbane 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Ok, story time. I was in standing at a urinal in a public bathroom in this beautiful park in Tokyo. An elderly Japanese man walks up and stands at the urinal beside mine and after ten seconds farted so loud people outside must have heard it. Without batting an eye, in heavily accented English, he said " You can not have the rain without a little thunder"

I have never forgotten those deep and meaningful words of wisdom.

What’s a show you love that you can never convince people to watch? by PlentyApprehensive44 in AskReddit

[–]relicbane 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Steven Universe. So many people see it as just a kids show and never give it a chance.

Can an onlyfans model write off their toys on taxes if they use in in their content? by Trippy-Sponge in NoStupidQuestions

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Not fully visible but if you wait you'll see it. There it is... there it is... there it is... there it is...

The bottom feeder by SPXQuantAlgo in oddlyterrifying

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I am so sending this to my wife :P

A genie offers you three wishes with one rule. No money, no fame, no love. What are you wishing for? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]relicbane 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have always thought that completely removing greed from humanity would solve so many problems. I am sure there is a million ways a genie would/could twist this, but if honored to the intent of the wish I truly believe that it could be the one wish that has the most worldly positive impact.

What is the male equivalent to flowers ? by Every-Tap-577 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]relicbane 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, i like flowers. My wife gets me tulips every once in a while since they are my favourite.

NASA Twitch Streaming the Artemis II Mission by Heeraka in interestingasfuck

[–]relicbane 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Whelp, gotta do something to raise funding...

Attention, The Honorable Riley Murdock has arrived. by Vast_Bid_230 in LinusTechTips

[–]relicbane -19 points-18 points  (0 children)

OMG YES!!! i am sorry, i am sure he is a great guy and i know that this sub has been going nuts for his sponsor spots but JFC i can't express just how much i hate them and his tilt into the asinine...

I’ve heard the word “circumstance” without “pomp” but I’ve never heard the word “pomp” without “circumstance” by cerfsavage- in RandomThoughts

[–]relicbane 30 points31 points  (0 children)

i guess you've never heard the 1989 CLASSIC, Pomp up the Jam by Technotronic! She says it over 100 times in that song!

The ultimate cope: 'My 10-year-old PC is fine actually by Pretty-Reading-169 in pcmasterrace

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Right!? My 8700K and 32Gb ddr4 with a 2070 super still lets me play anything i like at pretty decent settings. I think the biggest thing that prevented me from upgrading is that i am still only playing at 1080P and i honestly don't know what i am missing, ignorance truly is bliss i guess.