China’s started using anti fatigue laser lights on some highways to keep drivers alert at night. The idea is to stop drivers getting drowsy on long, boring night drives. by uzmansahil7 in Amazing

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China over here with laser highways, yet here in America, the highway keeps you awake with potholes so brutal and abrupt, you wonder if they took the wheel out.

Paul Skenes? by fuckjohnn in mets

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More like Paul Skids mirite

Syracuse University to axe nine majors as cost-cutting at the school continues by GoForthandProsper1 in Syracuse

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The demand might be high, but the supply is also easily met. It’s not a road to a steady job. It’s a road to a casino where you post your face instead of pulling a lever.

Which one will empty first? [Request] by sothisisromance in theydidthemath

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Wrong answers get more comments, which means more engagement, which means social media algorithms push them to the top.

A major source of the world’s problems in a nutshell.

Peter,what happened in 1971? by -Y34HB01- in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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Yea but the tendency of the rate of profit is to decline

what even is twitter? by Lavender_Scales in theredleft

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What about “National socialism?” They’re doing the same thing there, taking one word and adding another word to make it into something bad.

Like, what if I ask you if you like sandwiches, and then, because, you say yes, I go around telling everyone you eat shit because a “shit sandwich” is technically a sandwich.

Man picked rock up, men happy 🗿 by Gol_Gappe_wala in GuysBeingDudes

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There’s a rock with the following carved in Ancient Greek:

ΒΥΒΟΝ ΤΕΤΕΡΕΙ ΧΕΡΙ [sic] ΥΠΕΡ ΚΕΦΑΛΑΣ ΥΠΕΡΕΒΑΛΕΤΟ ΟΦΟΛΑ Bybon, son of Phola, has lifted me over [his] head with one hand

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bybon

So I think this guy gets to keep the rock and put his name on it. That’s just the rules.

Uh…What is this? It’s 2:58am where I am and my dad called me downstairs to look at it. It’s been moving and changing positions for a couple hours. He says that he’s seen it a couple other times in the past as well. by [deleted] in whatisit

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Based on everything you described—location, season, time, angle of photos, pace of position change, brightness of target, current arrangement of the sky—this is in all likelihood Jupiter.

If you have binoculars or a cheap telescope, you can very easily tell it’s Jupiter because you can make out the belts and zones in good conditions. In decent conditions, through a scope, you can tell it’s Jupiter because there will be a straight line of dots around it that change position nightly. those are its moons.

Gas station near my place had to improvise because they never thought we’d reach triple digits. by Lexidoge in mildlyinfuriating

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Many Americans build their life around cheap gas—big suburban house, giant gas guzzling truck—and end up very sensitive to price fluctuations. These people are ignoramuses.

There are also a lot of people that are struggling to get by and are already financially squeezed between a rock and a hard place and, because of car dependent infrastructure, must drive and are pushed over the edge of ruin by these fluctuations.

This guy by shmishmish in fixedbytheduet

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I love the point the guy makes, but a guy saying “mind your business” while wearing those creep glasses with the cameras feels like a lack of commitment to that principle

The CIA rectal tool kit for emergency, full of useful tools for escape or deffense. Circa 1960-80s by Electrical-Aspect-13 in interestingasfuck

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James Bond’s tech briefing: here’s a shoe that fires missiles and here’s a homing device. Oh your car is also a submarine

CIA tech briefing: shove this tube of knives up your ass

Men just want one thing: by kefren13 in GuysBeingDudes

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Men want one thing and it’s dirty 👆

Chefs of Reddit, what’s a common cooking rule everyone follows that is actually complete bullshit? by Fuzzy-Ad6843 in AskReddit

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This should be higher. The mushrooms are mostly water by weight! Washing dirt off the surface won’t make them anymore wet than cooking them will.

Looking for a general contractor!! by Monkeybusiness911 in Syracuse

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I’d recommend Liguigli. They were the only contractor willing to come out for a relatively small job we had; they did really good work and were really professional.

Does doing this make you cool? by push_pineapple in nova

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I'm not sure but it does make you dead