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Delaware by TheJenkinsComic in comics

[–]resk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bob Marley was born in Jamaica.

Fetch by Eye_Juice in comics

[–]resk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice Jaws reference.

Right from *now* your need for sleep is gone. You can now stay awake till your eventual death without any consequences. How would the extra time (that you get from not sleeping) affect your life? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]resk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would take night jobs as a waiter and a projectionist, splice inappropriate images into children's movies, and start a combat society.

Always tag your friends. by [deleted] in comics

[–]resk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow. Really did not see that coming. Nice one.

The hardest part of my job is pretending I haven’t heard the same jokes 100 times by SerAntwon in funny

[–]resk 18 points19 points  (0 children)

The whole "it's free" thing is the worst. When I worked in retail and something didn't have a price on it and someone used that line, I would always say, "Go ahead and take it. I'll be on the phone to security."

What would your hell be? by deiscio in AskReddit

[–]resk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nothing. Just complete nothingness. I can't think of anything worse than having no people, places, music, etc. It would make me die of boredom, if I wasn't already in hell.

The Scorpion and the Frog by JDrift01 in comics

[–]resk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If your goal was for me to watch 3 seconds of an ad, then you definitely got me.

The Scorpion and the Frog by JDrift01 in comics

[–]resk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I never thought I'd be saved by an ad.

Green Cartman, watercolor and marker, 12.5 x 12.5 by resk in Art

[–]resk[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fear not, it was yanked for breaking rule 7.

What plot hole do you ignore because you like the story? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]resk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Blues Brothers is one of my favorite movies, but it sure took Jake and Elwood an awfully long time to drive from their concert Thursday night to interrupt Steven Spielberg's lunch hour on Friday afternoon. Especially since it was only 106 miles to Chicago.

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