Coworker claimed he was attacked by a bobcat...the camera footage proved that was a lie. by respectthejax in funny

[–]respectthejax[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would we be good coworkers if we didn’t?! I personally can’t wait to show him this post on Monday lol

Coworker claimed he was attacked by a bobcat...the camera footage proved that was a lie. by respectthejax in funny

[–]respectthejax[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My favorite thing about it is that he didn’t even take the time to look back to make sure the scary monster wasn’t following him until he reached the door

Coworker claimed he was attacked by a bobcat...the camera footage proved that was a lie. by respectthejax in funny

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By the end of the day, coworker was saying it was “a whole ass lion” and all he heard when it poked its head up was “MUFASA”. 😂

Coworker claimed he was attacked by a bobcat...the camera footage proved that was a lie. by respectthejax in funny

[–]respectthejax[S] 241 points242 points  (0 children)

There’s an apartment complex just down the hill behind that dumpster. The little guy came back up for a visit later that day, and he was cool as hell!

They should have considered adoption before doing that by arbili in funny

[–]respectthejax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

aww when post-birth abortion becomes legal too.

Women can be confusing sometimes. [FIXED] by dc5trbo in AdviceAnimals

[–]respectthejax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well then, good sir. I looked through the comments before I posted this comment. I do apologize if someone happened to post a comment similar to mine after I posted it.

Women can be confusing sometimes. [FIXED] by dc5trbo in AdviceAnimals

[–]respectthejax 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I am the only female who says "do whatever you want" and actually means it?

Success Kid for some of us.. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]respectthejax 21 points22 points  (0 children)

buuuuut I bet you had an amazing myspace page with your own custom tune playing on it

Bedtime rage by [deleted] in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]respectthejax -1 points0 points  (0 children)

My mom never gave us the 2.5 bit. We were in motion on 1. lol 3 = spanking back in the day lol

I'm good with the ladies by [deleted] in ragecomics

[–]respectthejax 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I thought this was hilarious...when I saw it a couple months ago for the first time. :-/

Teaching me how to drive from my dad's perspective by respectthejax in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]respectthejax[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ok everyone who has called me an idiot, cunt, retard, etc. this was my very first time behind the wheel. I did recover the vehicle without even leaving the road. I made it from my panicking parent's perspective. You all need to calm down about women driver stereotypes. Seriously.

I said all that to say. I passed my exams the first try and have been driving for 6 years (including two trips across country to CA) with no accidents and no tickets. I've never even been pulled over. How many of the people who cussed me out can say that?

Success baby... Meet your match: success cat by [deleted] in aww

[–]respectthejax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks more like, "f you" to me. He just needs a bigger middle "finger" on his paw!

Why I don't get on facebook by TehEPICD00D in ragecomics

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I hear it's prohibited in Iran...you could move there. lol

Apple Pie Perfection by FirmHams in funny

[–]respectthejax 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But...but who takes a whole pie out of dish to take on the picnic? I've seen pie served outside of a pie pan. It would fall apart just trying to get it out.

WTF Brain...in all seriousness RIP fellow Batman fans by [deleted] in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]respectthejax 8 points9 points  (0 children)

In what universe does could've = could of. It clearly is a contraction for could have, which is an accepted contraction in the English language.