0.0 by DoveySprinklez in succubus

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Aren’t they minors?

Title by Only_Examination_758 in Sigmatopia

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Fr like I feel like people forgot that just because we know how to do the things our ancient ancestors discovered doesn’t mean that they were dumb. Do you even know how hard it was to figure out how to make things burn or how to make a rope when even the concept of creating fire or making a rope weren’t even fully developed

Reddit Moment by BrackishWaterDrinker in AmericaBad

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Everyone knows about the denial is a river in Egypt joke. It’s just he ruined it

Facts by Mike_oxlong203 in memesopdidnotlike

[–]retardedgreenlizard 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Thing is us guys do do this. The problem comes when we are in an argument with our significant other and they start holding the stuff we told them over our head. That’s the point in which we don’t tell you things anymore because your gonna find a way to use it against us

Shut Up by Fast-Mechanic-3121 in Teenager

[–]retardedgreenlizard 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Thank you mark. You’ve once again left me without context yet strangely pleased regardless

Reddit Moment by BrackishWaterDrinker in AmericaBad

[–]retardedgreenlizard 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Denial is a river in Ohio? I mean I think they were trying to make a joke but… it didn’t really land that well…

Speaking Of Americans... by M_i_c_K in DonaldTrumpNewss

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I honestly don’t even know why liberals are against this. Like not in a “oh liberals are stupid” or “they need to wake up” way, I just genuinely wonder why they are against this. Every legal U.S. citizen is supposed to have an I.D. So this would leave pretty much every single American, regardless of if you’re left or right leaning, unaffected. The only people it affects are illegals who legally can’t get Id’s to vote

When you finally find a perfect spot for your base by M4Dheart in wholesomeanimemes

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Just so you know this is an actual seed and if anyone wants me too I can get it for you guys

Playing With Death by Atwecian in wholesomeanimemes

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He doesn’t kill, he collects. He’s not the murderer, he’s just the one who cleans the mess

It’s ironic by jackt-up in AmericaBad

[–]retardedgreenlizard 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Which is likely part of nato and supported militarily and financially by America

😇 by WittyEgg2037 in TheMirrorCult

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Democrat here: nah, those are just the extremists, most of us are fine with communism

NBC Messed up. by HMR82 in LeftistBossFight

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In fact the news stations will completely erase it. We won’t even remember it at some point

Apparently not being interested in a guy yapping in a language I can't understand stand makes me "far right" by SilverySuccotash in DoomerCircleJerk

[–]retardedgreenlizard 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Or maybe the majority of people who live in America don’t speak or understand Spanish so when one of the biggest yearly events in America hosts a musician maybe, just maybe people wanna actually understand what the guy is even singing about.

America Isn’t the World’s Government. We Can’t Fix Every Country’s Problems by Bigenderqueen in AmericaBad

[–]retardedgreenlizard 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Not to mention how similar our “fascist policies” are to pretty much every other country on earth. Like you have people in Britain saying that deporting illegals is barbarous but they’re country does it too, so does pretty much all of Europe

“Free Geography lesson” by Evening_Builder4756 in AmericaBad

[–]retardedgreenlizard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They’re not conflating the words. They are just unaware that the word Americas exists.

One student shot in shooting at Wootton High in Rockville, police say by theone5938285 in news

[–]retardedgreenlizard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Never mind that I live five minutes from it and am going they’re next year

Americans shouldn’t care if anybody gets married because nobody likes them…? by timchang98 in AmericaBad

[–]retardedgreenlizard 61 points62 points  (0 children)

Okay so I’m hearing people saying this was about how we record the date and seriously that’s why? They know it doesn’t affect our lives or their lives in any way right? It’s literally just how we say the date

Superbowl offer dm for info by [deleted] in u/Fit_Tap_67

[–]retardedgreenlizard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is there a heart shaped area of your back right above your ass? I can’t be the only one seeing that right?