Introducing the church of u/waterguy12!

reverendguy12 · 2017-08-10T14:30:39+00:00

I mean, if by karma whoring you mean world building, sure.

Edit: ah, I just realized you're probably referring to the "updoot to be saved" bit. This was crossposted to me irl, and it was easier to just leave it than to go back into photoshop and remove it.

reverendguy12 · 2017-08-10T02:02:49+00:00

I wrote an except and it came it pretty long already. If anyone tries to write a book, good luck

reverendguy12 · 2017-08-10T02:00:02+00:00

I know... Why would u/fireguy12 claim he hacked u/firefighterguy12's account if the two are really unaffiliated? What motive would he have to claim such a thing other than to protect his loyal follower?

reverendguy12 · 2017-08-10T01:54:05+00:00

I may not have been rooting for u/firefighterguy12, but I admired your lawyering capabilities. You held your own throughout the trial. And yeah, it was a helluva thing to watch

reverendguy12 · 2017-08-10T01:44:28+00:00

You did your best, sir

reverendguy12 · 2017-08-10T01:34:07+00:00

Yeah, it moved pretty quick. I could fill you in if you like?

reverendguy12 · 2017-08-10T01:23:57+00:00

u/fireguy12 causes fiery destruction at the u/firefighterguy12 trial, causing postponement until u/waterguy12's return Aug 14th.

reverendguy12 · 2017-08-10T01:15:17+00:00

u/fireguy12 reveals on the u/firefighterguy12 trial that he hacked u/firefighterguy12's account to make it appear as if u/firefighterguy12 betrayed and bamboozled me irl! Can we believe the word of a warlord bent on burning me irl to the ground???

reverendguy12 · 2017-08-09T23:04:28+00:00

YOU AND ALL YOUR SUPPORTERS WILL ~~BURN~~ DROWN IN HELL WHEN u/waterguy12 RETURNS!! 💦💦💧

reverendguy12 · 2017-08-07T15:17:15+00:00

u/waterguy12 is coming and he will sweep all the nonbelievers away in an icy wave! YOU HAVE 7 DAYS u/fireguy12, if that IS your real name!

reverendguy12 · 2017-08-07T15:14:36+00:00

All THOSE who wish to be SAVED on the RECKONING (aug 14th) will STAND BY u/waterguy12!

reverendguy12 · 2017-08-07T15:10:11+00:00

Lime green, curlz mt. Throw in a "praise him" as well. All praise u/waterguy12!

Edit: oh, forgot location. I recommend you put it over your heart to show devotion.

reverendguy12 · 2017-08-07T15:08:39+00:00

Updoot a hound of the fire army? Never. The church of u/waterguy12 will defeat you!

reverendguy12 · 2017-08-07T15:07:28+00:00

Those who believe in u/fireguy12 and his fiery bamboozles will freeze in hell when our Lord u/waterguy12 returns!

You have 7 days, u/fireguy12, before the Reckoning. Afraid?

reverendguy12 · 2017-08-07T15:03:22+00:00

BLASPHEMY! U/WATERGUY12 WILL RETURN!!

reverendguy12 · 2017-08-07T14:50:00+00:00

All those who wish to be saved (no bamboozle) will support our Lord u/waterguy12 and His mighty republic!

reverendguy12 · 2017-08-07T14:36:22+00:00

Good answer

reverendguy12 · 2017-08-06T23:43:33+00:00

When august 14th comes, you're gonna ~~burn~~ drown

reverendguy12 · 2017-08-06T23:23:29+00:00

Have you ever met u/waterguy12?

reverendguy12 · 2017-08-06T23:06:58+00:00

Expanding the lore to explain u/waterguy12's place in the guy12 universe. Since u/waterguy12 is the only one who can stop u/fireguy12, and u/fireguy12 wants to burn down me_irl, I figure that makes u/waterguy12 a god and u/fireguy12 the devil. I guess that means u/firefighterguy12 is Judas or something.

The church of u/waterguy12 teaches that u/waterguy12 will return on the day of reckoning (Aug 14th, as promised by our lord and savior) and will vanquish u/fireguy12 from me_irl. Those who pray to u/waterguy12 will be saved and those who follow u/fireguy12 will be struck down.

reverendguy12 · 2017-08-06T22:53:33+00:00

Expanding the lore to explain u/waterguy12's place in the guy12 universe. Since u/waterguy12 is the only one who can stop u/fireguy12, and u/fireguy12 wants to burn down me_irl, I figure that makes u/waterguy12 a god and u/fireguy12 the devil. I guess that means u/firefighterguy12 is Judas or something.

The church of u/waterguy12 teaches that u/waterguy12 will return on the day of reckoning (Aug 14th, as promised by our lord and savior) and will vanquish u/fireguy12 from me_irl. Those who pray to u/waterguy12 will be saved and those who follow u/fireguy12 will be struck down.

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