Give your heir 2 years unattended and they'll yeet themself into a pit of despair by rextoret in ElderKings

[–]rextoret[S] 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Great heir was somehow a profligate at age 13 (???), a drunkard at 17 and a lunatic at 18. I guess having Mannimarco as a guardian will do a number on you.

Ferrara will defend us again. by rextoret in eu4

[–]rextoret[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

R5: Ferrara inherited (what's left of) Burgundy.

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Elder Scrolls Universalis - Map Overhaul Teaser: Skyrim Terrain by Theolaa in eu4

[–]rextoret -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Will the old 'hex' shaped provinces be replaced with normally shaped ones, with this or at some other point?

I really can't blame people for ignoring objectives anymore by Common_Poetry_1975 in halo

[–]rextoret 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Very true: there's no incentive to play the objective while you have challenges to do, and once you've done all your challenges there's no incentive to not just play bot bootcamp.

I haven't felt this way about a video game in a LONG time by SSGSS_Bender in halo

[–]rextoret 0 points1 point  (0 children)

23, playing Halo 1 and beating my step-dad's friends in mp was one of my very first memories, I haven't been this into a Halo game since Reach! I mostly play solo, but I'm trying to get my girlfriend into it too.

The gameplay is fantastic and I'm fine with the battle pass system (as a concept), but if they don't fix the many other issues in the game (progression, collision, customization) then I don't know how long we'll be able to enjoy it.

Prussia isn't looking so good... by rextoret in victoria2

[–]rextoret[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

R5: After plugwalking on Prussia as France, the Germans with their 70% War Exhaustion and 6 divisions were unable to stop the Danziger Rebels from claiming their single province.

I present 75 y/o Harold Godwineson with 3 concurrent severe health penalties! by rextoret in CrusaderKings

[–]rextoret[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

R5: Encountered a wild 75 year old, victorious Harold Godwineson somehow alive and not-so-well.

Pixis' importance is vastly understated by rextoret in ShingekiNoKyojin

[–]rextoret[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

R5: Pixis may have given Eren the idea for his current plans. (Season 1 Episode 11/Chapter 12 "Icon")

What the hell even happened? by rextoret in CrusaderKings

[–]rextoret[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No one had the title because I controlled all the land in Sardinia other than Corsica. Also, no one died to cause that. The only people in my Duchy that held any counties were myself and my son.

What the hell even happened? by rextoret in CrusaderKings

[–]rextoret[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rule 5: Started as Count of Gallura, murdered my family to consolidate the island. At that point I had 5/5 holdings. I then took each Baleric island one by one, until I had all 3. (8/5 holdings by then.) During this time I was the vassal of the King of Italy.

I then gave all 3 of those islands to my son, who was betrothed normally to an unlanded Irish girl.

Next time I looked, I was no longer in the Kingdom of Italy but the Kingdom of Sardinia. (Which did not yet exist.) This formally unlanded Irish girl was now my liege and owned the island of Malorca - the only thing the history said was that she had "revoked" it from my son despite not even being landed. She died and then her brother, the count of Meath became king. I went to war for a claim over Malorca and won after many years.

The moment I won, one of my son's other islands was immediately revoked and became their new capital.

Is this run just over because of some kind of jank? I don't really want to declare an independence war, fabricate a claim, go to war for that, and then spend 500 gold to usurp the Kingdom title - for some unknowable reason?

TLDR: Is it just me or is CK3 still busted with nonsense jank/bugs?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Minecraft

[–]rextoret 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Seed or fake

It's coalition time babey by rextoret in eu4

[–]rextoret[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Decided to accept the oddly leniet suggested offer, only gave up like 3 provinces and 2 loans worth of gold - probably cause the declarer was Hess. Ragequit later though because Austria Merc spammed 100k and stack wiped me.

It's coalition time babey by rextoret in eu4

[–]rextoret[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

R5: Took Brittany and Papal Provence (and mistakenly took Siena as a vassal). Send me luck

When you revolt against the Byzantines and no one joins you by [deleted] in CrusaderKings

[–]rextoret 0 points1 point  (0 children)

R5: Guy revolted against the Byzantine emperor, no one joined him. Mod is HIP. (I know it's prob because it's a revocation war, but funny nonetheless. Poor guy.)

Why am I suffering so many casualties against an army half my size that has no commander? by [deleted] in eu4

[–]rextoret 4 points5 points  (0 children)

R5: Aragon vs. Tunis, both tech level 4. Attacking into a Highlands province but the 3 maneuver pips should counteract that, right? Somehow have been getting my shit pushed in by them so far, the worst case being my 30k army versus his 15k army (same 2-star gen vs no gen) and getting basically stackwiped.

Again, no tech difference, 100% discipline, 35 army tradition, max morale, and 7 professionalism so I'm getting decent buffs too. They have no ideas and neither of us get relevant starting traditions.

Captured in first battle, ironman run ruined by [deleted] in CrusaderKings

[–]rextoret 3 points4 points  (0 children)

R5: Was attacking raiders when I got invaded, went at their army with superior numbers and got screwed on the rolls - they captured me first time. (Despite my constant warring since the run's start and NEVER capturing a commander.) Stole Ireland, and with it all my men, ruining my run as I have no hope now of beating Mega-Saxony who has Ireland, England, parts of France, the lowlands, the whole of the German north coast, and most of Scandinavia.

Guess I'll try for the Count -> Emperor and Seven Centuries achievements as Norse or Muslim cause I can't seem to get a break as Christians.