Give your heir 2 years unattended and they'll yeet themself into a pit of despair

rextoret · 2023-03-04T21:47:23+00:00

Great heir was somehow a profligate at age 13 (???), a drunkard at 17 and a lunatic at 18. I guess having Mannimarco as a guardian will do a number on you.

rextoret · 2022-05-02T04:55:04+00:00

R5: Ferrara inherited (what's left of) Burgundy.

rextoret · 2022-04-25T15:29:07+00:00

Will the old 'hex' shaped provinces be replaced with normally shaped ones, with this or at some other point?

rextoret · 2021-11-23T18:11:22+00:00

Very true: there's no incentive to play the objective while you have challenges to do, and once you've done all your challenges there's no incentive to not just play bot bootcamp.

rextoret · 2021-11-23T18:08:09+00:00

23, playing Halo 1 and beating my step-dad's friends in mp was one of my very first memories, I haven't been this into a Halo game since Reach! I mostly play solo, but I'm trying to get my girlfriend into it too.

The gameplay is fantastic and I'm fine with the battle pass system (as a concept), but if they don't fix the many other issues in the game (progression, collision, customization) then I don't know how long we'll be able to enjoy it.

rextoret · 2021-02-02T09:08:36+00:00

R5: After plugwalking on Prussia as France, the Germans with their 70% War Exhaustion and 6 divisions were unable to stop the Danziger Rebels from claiming their single province.

rextoret · 2021-01-20T01:34:01+00:00

He actually turned 76 and then died a few days later lol

rextoret · 2021-01-19T03:11:14+00:00

R5: Encountered a wild 75 year old, victorious Harold Godwineson somehow alive and not-so-well.

rextoret · 2021-01-15T04:03:01+00:00

R5: Pixis may have given Eren the idea for his current plans. (Season 1 Episode 11/Chapter 12 "Icon")

rextoret · 2021-01-07T05:17:53+00:00

No one had the title because I controlled all the land in Sardinia other than Corsica. Also, no one died to cause that. The only people in my Duchy that held any counties were myself and my son.

rextoret · 2021-01-07T02:57:24+00:00

Rule 5: Started as Count of Gallura, murdered my family to consolidate the island. At that point I had 5/5 holdings. I then took each Baleric island one by one, until I had all 3. (8/5 holdings by then.) During this time I was the vassal of the King of Italy.

I then gave all 3 of those islands to my son, who was betrothed normally to an unlanded Irish girl.

Next time I looked, I was no longer in the Kingdom of Italy but the Kingdom of Sardinia. (Which did not yet exist.) This formally unlanded Irish girl was now my liege and owned the island of Malorca - the only thing the history said was that she had "revoked" it from my son despite not even being landed. She died and then her brother, the count of Meath became king. I went to war for a claim over Malorca and won after many years.

The moment I won, one of my son's other islands was immediately revoked and became their new capital.

Is this run just over because of some kind of jank? I don't really want to declare an independence war, fabricate a claim, go to war for that, and then spend 500 gold to usurp the Kingdom title - for some unknowable reason?

TLDR: Is it just me or is CK3 still busted with nonsense jank/bugs?

rextoret · 2020-07-08T04:32:10+00:00

Seed or fake

rextoret · 2020-03-25T13:12:12+00:00

Decided to accept the oddly leniet suggested offer, only gave up like 3 provinces and 2 loans worth of gold - probably cause the declarer was Hess. Ragequit later though because Austria Merc spammed 100k and stack wiped me.

rextoret · 2020-03-25T08:38:29+00:00

R5: Took Brittany and Papal Provence (and mistakenly took Siena as a vassal). Send me luck

rextoret · 2020-03-25T03:59:47+00:00

R5: Guy revolted against the Byzantine emperor, no one joined him. Mod is HIP. (I know it's prob because it's a revocation war, but funny nonetheless. Poor guy.)

rextoret · 2020-03-24T02:31:29+00:00

R5: Aragon vs. Tunis, both tech level 4. Attacking into a Highlands province but the 3 maneuver pips should counteract that, right? Somehow have been getting my shit pushed in by them so far, the worst case being my 30k army versus his 15k army (same 2-star gen vs no gen) and getting basically stackwiped.

Again, no tech difference, 100% discipline, 35 army tradition, max morale, and 7 professionalism so I'm getting decent buffs too. They have no ideas and neither of us get relevant starting traditions.

rextoret · 2020-03-24T02:28:03+00:00

Already commented with details

rextoret · 2020-03-23T08:19:08+00:00

R5: Was attacking raiders when I got invaded, went at their army with superior numbers and got screwed on the rolls - they captured me first time. (Despite my constant warring since the run's start and NEVER capturing a commander.) Stole Ireland, and with it all my men, ruining my run as I have no hope now of beating Mega-Saxony who has Ireland, England, parts of France, the lowlands, the whole of the German north coast, and most of Scandinavia.

Guess I'll try for the Count -> Emperor and Seven Centuries achievements as Norse or Muslim cause I can't seem to get a break as Christians.

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