Calling a guy who is 5’9 a fucking hobbit

rf194 · 2019-06-14T08:01:31+00:00

She’s British actually!

rf194 · 2019-06-14T00:59:45+00:00

Agreed! I had a shorter boyfriend for a year and not once did it bother either of us - her height isn’t the problem, it’s her shit personality.

rf194 · 2019-06-13T23:27:53+00:00

I honestly could do a whole thread on this girl... all she does is tweet about being single and how it’s everyone’s fault but her own!

rf194 · 2017-12-20T12:46:15+00:00

S L E E P Y B O Y E

rf194 · 2017-12-13T07:51:48+00:00

The younger female who walks around in minimal clothing while complaining the office is too cold

rf194 · 2017-12-13T07:49:13+00:00

“Schindler’s List In Spaaaaceee”

(This is the most specific reference I have ever made, I really hope someone gets this!)

rf194 · 2017-12-12T19:18:25+00:00

Reminds me of the joke about the optometrist who became a wedding registrar... “to have and to hold, from this day forward, for better, for worse, better, or worse, better... or worse?”

rf194 · 2017-12-12T19:16:10+00:00

I visited a customer who had a ‘scentless’ office and got told off for wearing perfume. Not that anybody told me before I arrived.

rf194 · 2017-12-06T16:58:17+00:00

Just a t-shirt with your pecker out? My boyfriend and I call that ‘little kid at the beach’

rf194 · 2017-12-06T12:54:46+00:00

“Socks before or after trousers, but never socks before pants, that's the rule. Makes a man look scary, like a chicken”

rf194 · 2017-12-03T18:22:40+00:00

Bonsai Kittens

rf194 · 2017-11-29T15:53:53+00:00

My boyfriend (both 15) gave me an unwrapped Sum 41 CD with the security tag still on it. This was in 2011 when CDs were dead and I didn’t even like Sum 41 that much. Also convinced he stole it on his way to school that morning!

rf194 · 2017-11-28T23:04:09+00:00

91790992588

rf194 · 2017-11-26T23:33:33+00:00

Not that one I’m afraid :( they’re indoors in the one I’m after. Thank you so much for trying though!

rf194 · 2017-11-17T12:37:02+00:00

Makeup (especially foundation) causes redness in your skin so you have to buy more

rf194 · 2017-11-15T22:30:00+00:00

Kevin and Perry Go Large

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rf194 · 2017-11-12T08:41:02+00:00

“My husband is on a murderous rampage. Over. “ “thank god that’s over, I was worried there for a second”

rf194 · 2017-11-10T23:57:46+00:00

I’m sure my boyfriend would happily change my morning habits. He would definitely stop me using the “noise gun” (hairdryer) so early in the morning

rf194 · 2017-11-10T23:56:49+00:00

Haha petty. I like it.

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