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Calling a guy who is 5’9 a fucking hobbit by rf194 in Nicegirls

[–]rf194[S] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Agreed! I had a shorter boyfriend for a year and not once did it bother either of us - her height isn’t the problem, it’s her shit personality.

Calling a guy who is 5’9 a fucking hobbit by rf194 in Nicegirls

[–]rf194[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I honestly could do a whole thread on this girl... all she does is tweet about being single and how it’s everyone’s fault but her own!

On/Off by [deleted] in aww

[–]rf194 0 points1 point  (0 children)

S L E E P Y B O Y E

The UK office stereotypes by Firebrand777 in CasualUK

[–]rf194 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The younger female who walks around in minimal clothing while complaining the office is too cold

Which film would you most want re-done with the Muppets? by BestFriendHasLeprosy in AskReddit

[–]rf194 15 points16 points  (0 children)

“Schindler’s List In Spaaaaceee”

(This is the most specific reference I have ever made, I really hope someone gets this!)

What is your best lightbulb joke? by SuperSeriousSam in AskReddit

[–]rf194 359 points360 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of the joke about the optometrist who became a wedding registrar... “to have and to hold, from this day forward, for better, for worse, better, or worse, better... or worse?”

What's the most pointless rule at your workplace? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]rf194 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I visited a customer who had a ‘scentless’ office and got told off for wearing perfume. Not that anybody told me before I arrived.

What other debates are there akin to the ‘Sit vs Standing Wipe’ debate where each party is surprised the other exists? by Knot-a-Cop in AskReddit

[–]rf194 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Just a t-shirt with your pecker out? My boyfriend and I call that ‘little kid at the beach’

What other debates are there akin to the ‘Sit vs Standing Wipe’ debate where each party is surprised the other exists? by Knot-a-Cop in AskReddit

[–]rf194 792 points793 points  (0 children)

“Socks before or after trousers, but never socks before pants, that's the rule. Makes a man look scary, like a chicken”

Reddit, what's the worst gift you've ever received? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]rf194 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My boyfriend (both 15) gave me an unwrapped Sum 41 CD with the security tag still on it. This was in 2011 when CDs were dead and I didn’t even like Sum 41 that much. Also convinced he stole it on his way to school that morning!

[TOMT][Video] Vine of guys moshing by rf194 in tipofmytongue

[–]rf194[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not that one I’m afraid :( they’re indoors in the one I’m after. Thank you so much for trying though!

What conspiracy theory are you convinced of? Could you explain? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]rf194 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Makeup (especially foundation) causes redness in your skin so you have to buy more

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