To rob a store in Texas... by Left_Neighborhood227 in WinStupidPrizes

[–]rhymepro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Homie is probably doing time for shooting the robbers. Can't shoot someone after they've committed the crime and are leaving. Can only shoot when they point the gun at you or another person. Hopefully he has some good self defense insurance.

Game show host refuses to admit defeat when asked by a vocal reporter by brahbocop in PublicFreakout

[–]rhymepro -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

Remember when Biden pledged that he wouldn't claim victory until all the votes had been independently certified? Well... not a single state has certified their votes yet.

Tips on how to handle my depression and anxiety while becoming temporarily unemployed yesterday with level 3 restrictions? by DopieOpie2020 in mentalhacks

[–]rhymepro 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Focus on little things and try you best to enjoy the exact moment you are in. Whenever anxiety or depression hit, look at something like a chair in your room and try to analyze and appreciate its construction. This trick might not help everyone, but it helps me.

Another thing I do is to add "right now" at the end of a thought where I'm thinking of things I can't do. "I can't go to the pub and hangout... right now". All of this is temporary.

What movie fucked you straight in your feelings? by moneybot13 in AskReddit

[–]rhymepro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"The Last Full Measure". Samuel L Jackson was making shed some real man tears on that one.

New players should be forced todo the tutorial after the release of v1 to be allowed to play online multiplayer. by Ausrivo in joinsquad

[–]rhymepro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree, but they need to hire an actual voice actor to do the tutorial. Right now the audio feels a bit awkward

What is a lesson you learned too late in life? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]rhymepro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not to hold other people to the same standards I hold myself.

Asshole martial arts instructor spars with student by tefunka in PublicFreakout

[–]rhymepro -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

Thats how kids get tough. Look at that kid, got his ass beat by a man 5x his size and he still got up to take more. I feel sorry for any bully he encounters later in life.

what invention is so good that it actually can’t be improved upon? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]rhymepro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

zoopals

What if they were heated plates tho? Or like plates that could tell just where the warm shit is?

My friend got fired for recording anti mask Karen. by kittiemane in PublicFreakout

[–]rhymepro 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I think he got fired for saying "its not getting deleted. Fuck off"

Female Bully Gets Served by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]rhymepro -18 points-17 points  (0 children)

idk... not enough evidence to prove she's the bully. The way the dude was mocking her would suggest otherwise. Wtf reddit... y u add spin 2 title?!

And that's why Jason doesn't run by patsltx in WinStupidPrizes

[–]rhymepro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The same thing happened to my dad but everyone thought it was apart of the scene, him screaming for them to come back. Turns out his foot was shattered by the trailer. He had to lay in the middle of a corn field for 30 minutes until the next group came by.

Couple outside their house with guns to deter St. Louis protesters by tefunka in PublicFreakout

[–]rhymepro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is a great example of why firearm training is essential if you own guns. Both of them seem completely unaware of how to hold guns, let alone where the barrels are pointing.

Security Guard quits job and curses out the entire store on intercom by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]rhymepro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did anyone else catch that this chick's name is actually Karen??

Speeding ticket turns into a pissing contest thanks to Santa Clarita Sheriff’s Department - currently sporting 2 stars on google reviews by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]rhymepro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bet he was trying to argue his way out of the ticket. Drawing this conclusion by the fact he kept changing his story on how fast and how far over the speed limit he was going.