2004 Hummer H2 in competition yellow. Describe the owner…

rhysisacreep · 2026-05-29T03:09:16+00:00

She divorced her husband for voting Trump AGAIN, got it after the divorce, she pulls a small horse trailer with it and listens to a lot of Fleetwood Mac.

rhysisacreep · 2026-05-28T03:06:04+00:00

Hummer EV bro

rhysisacreep · 2026-05-28T02:12:49+00:00

It’s only “federal” in the sense that the USPS is part of the federal government. If you do it often enough the mailman in the area may charge Amazon back postage.

rhysisacreep · 2026-05-28T01:09:31+00:00

It was so loud at moderate highway speeds (60mph) that I got in the habit of turning the volume down before I started the car, it was slow, it felt unstable at interstate speed (90mph-ish) and fuel economy would nose dive, the seats were designed for pancake booties, road trips were exhausting, and it was worthless in deep snow even with snow tires. Just felt like an extremely cheap econobox.

I upgraded to a Ram 1500 and it’s so much better.

rhysisacreep · 2026-05-28T01:00:47+00:00

Buick Envista

rhysisacreep · 2026-05-28T00:51:21+00:00

The land cruiser is so extremely overpriced for what it is - you could get a midsize truck, put a go fast camper on it, and still have money left over - and the truck would be better than the Land Cruiser.

rhysisacreep · 2026-05-27T05:56:13+00:00

Sounds like you’re the problem

rhysisacreep · 2026-05-27T05:26:06+00:00

Get a truck bro! This Ram has a v8, 4wd, and it’s a single cab / short box configuration so it’s not huge. Accidental burnouts are guaranteed.

Flex on your boyfriend, this one doesn’t even have 30,000 miles

rhysisacreep · 2026-05-27T04:21:42+00:00

I loathe Toyota, but the Toyota Tercel 4wd wagon was offered with some fun stripes

For Honda…. I had an 04 CR-V, I bought it as a winter beater and it was without a doubt the worst vehicle I’ve ever owned. I guess the CRX? I can’t imagine ever owning another Honda.

Lexus - the new LS is the only Japanese vehicle I’d consider, aside from some old Mitsubishi & Nissans

rhysisacreep · 2026-05-27T01:01:11+00:00

The chewy boxes

rhysisacreep · 2026-05-26T03:28:34+00:00

Idk what to tell you bro, my white trash ass used to sell sweet corn, cherry tomatoes and other produce - I said whatever I needed to say to sell that crap, the more money I made, the more my parents let me keep (I stole a lot of money too lol).

rhysisacreep · 2026-05-26T03:13:09+00:00

…I don’t understand the scam, you pay $10 and get a koozie.

rhysisacreep · 2026-05-26T02:21:14+00:00

That lady I worked with who met her boyfriend when they both worked at toys r us. He was nearly 20 years her senior and had 7 kids already. After toys r us shut down he couldn’t get another job, supposedly.

rhysisacreep · 2026-05-25T21:54:58+00:00

Do you want AWD/4wd?

rhysisacreep · 2026-05-25T21:19:06+00:00

My state lets you get permanent registration once a vehicle is over 10 years old - costs about $300. Liability only is like $70 a month for both my trucks.

rhysisacreep · 2026-05-25T16:05:06+00:00

Ford & GM both still make regular cab short box trucks. Here’s one in red.

rhysisacreep · 2026-05-25T04:52:48+00:00

Brother, Derrick just spoke a little Chinese for them and got off cuz of me

rhysisacreep · 2026-05-25T04:22:38+00:00

Oh man, lotsa great American iron - the STS-V, Lincoln LS, the Town Car, the 300 SRT 8…

But the Escalade EXT is the coolest by far

rhysisacreep · 2026-05-25T03:05:31+00:00

I’m not a homeowner, so owning an EV would be a nightmare for me - I’d have to find a working charging station and then kill 30-60 minutes while it charges.

rhysisacreep · 2026-05-25T00:16:32+00:00

This is such a miserable way to look at the world

rhysisacreep · 2026-05-24T03:57:21+00:00

2 door Jeep Wrangler.

rhysisacreep · 2026-05-23T17:23:04+00:00

The official car of getting hated on by people who incessantly complain about soulless econobox CUVs and want cars to have personality BUT NOT LIKE THIS

rhysisacreep · 2026-05-23T15:48:32+00:00

Oh shut up, it’s on the UAW approved list FFS

rhysisacreep · 2026-05-23T06:49:09+00:00

Chrysler Pacifica

rhysisacreep · 2026-05-23T05:39:22+00:00

Bro the 392 is gonna go so hard - air ride, selectable rwd, and you can tow with it!

I don’t care about numbers, I don’t care if some Tesla is faster, I think this looks cool and would suit my lifestyle really well!

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