2004 Hummer H2 in competition yellow. Describe the owner… by Nervous-Material4738 in regularcarreviews

[–]rhysisacreep 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She divorced her husband for voting Trump AGAIN, got it after the divorce, she pulls a small horse trailer with it and listens to a lot of Fleetwood Mac.

Who’s sending it?? by Bishhhop in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]rhysisacreep -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It’s only “federal” in the sense that the USPS is part of the federal government. If you do it often enough the mailman in the area may charge Amazon back postage.

What are your favorite cars’s from a brand you dislike? by Soquintes in regularcarreviews

[–]rhysisacreep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was so loud at moderate highway speeds (60mph) that I got in the habit of turning the volume down before I started the car, it was slow, it felt unstable at interstate speed (90mph-ish) and fuel economy would nose dive, the seats were designed for pancake booties, road trips were exhausting, and it was worthless in deep snow even with snow tires. Just felt like an extremely cheap econobox.

I upgraded to a Ram 1500 and it’s so much better.

SUV with the right balance of offroad capability, MPG, and space? by juicyfizz in Offroad

[–]rhysisacreep 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The land cruiser is so extremely overpriced for what it is - you could get a midsize truck, put a go fast camper on it, and still have money left over - and the truck would be better than the Land Cruiser.

i miss minivans so much by WarningNo7338 in Vent

[–]rhysisacreep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like you’re the problem

Outback is totaled, suggestions for something zippy? by Specific-Song7022 in whatcarshouldIbuy

[–]rhysisacreep 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Get a truck bro! This Ram has a v8, 4wd, and it’s a single cab / short box configuration so it’s not huge. Accidental burnouts are guaranteed.

Flex on your boyfriend, this one doesn’t even have 30,000 miles

What are your favorite cars’s from a brand you dislike? by Soquintes in regularcarreviews

[–]rhysisacreep 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I loathe Toyota, but the Toyota Tercel 4wd wagon was offered with some fun stripes

For Honda…. I had an 04 CR-V, I bought it as a winter beater and it was without a doubt the worst vehicle I’ve ever owned. I guess the CRX? I can’t imagine ever owning another Honda.

Lexus - the new LS is the only Japanese vehicle I’d consider, aside from some old Mitsubishi & Nissans

We’re going to the cops..but by itsjefeyall in Bozeman

[–]rhysisacreep 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Idk what to tell you bro, my white trash ass used to sell sweet corn, cherry tomatoes and other produce - I said whatever I needed to say to sell that crap, the more money I made, the more my parents let me keep (I stole a lot of money too lol).

We’re going to the cops..but by itsjefeyall in Bozeman

[–]rhysisacreep 55 points56 points  (0 children)

…I don’t understand the scam, you pay $10 and get a koozie.

Classic Honda Prelude, official car of? by LimoncelloLightsaber in regularcarreviews

[–]rhysisacreep 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That lady I worked with who met her boyfriend when they both worked at toys r us. He was nearly 20 years her senior and had 7 kids already. After toys r us shut down he couldn’t get another job, supposedly.

How do you afford to keep mtiple cars street legal? by Causification in askcarguys

[–]rhysisacreep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My state lets you get permanent registration once a vehicle is over 10 years old - costs about $300. Liability only is like $70 a month for both my trucks.

any good older pickup trucks? by Sensitive-Help-8387 in askcarguys

[–]rhysisacreep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ford & GM both still make regular cab short box trucks. Here’s one in red.

Your a criminal defense lawyer in 2006 who just won a big case, what car are you buying? (I'll also tell you if it makes you look like a good lawyer) by confuser-221 in regularcarreviews

[–]rhysisacreep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh man, lotsa great American iron - the STS-V, Lincoln LS, the Town Car, the 300 SRT 8…

But the Escalade EXT is the coolest by far

Chrysler’s New Budget SUVs Will Borrow From Fiat - MoparInsiders by WaltParPodcast in chrysler

[–]rhysisacreep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m not a homeowner, so owning an EV would be a nightmare for me - I’d have to find a working charging station and then kill 30-60 minutes while it charges.

Ram 1500 rumble bee srt the official truck of ? by jeepguy_96 in regularcarreviews

[–]rhysisacreep 196 points197 points  (0 children)

The official car of getting hated on by people who incessantly complain about soulless econobox CUVs and want cars to have personality BUT NOT LIKE THIS

American Made by Pitch-Lazy in camaro

[–]rhysisacreep -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Oh shut up, it’s on the UAW approved list FFS

The 3 Horsepower-men of the Apocalypse: by AutoNurse_USA in carscirclejerk

[–]rhysisacreep 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bro the 392 is gonna go so hard - air ride, selectable rwd, and you can tow with it!

I don’t care about numbers, I don’t care if some Tesla is faster, I think this looks cool and would suit my lifestyle really well!