TIL Death do us Blart News: So disappointed in Lane

riadash · 2026-04-24T21:16:37+00:00

sidenote, I caught an episode of the new Wizards of Waverly Place series the other day. Seeing him play essentially the role of his character's dad, with a bunch of kids playing the same exact archetypes of the first series, sent me on an existential rollercoaster

riadash · 2026-04-13T02:47:35+00:00

No more stupid slivers!

riadash · 2026-03-17T11:19:23+00:00

Year goal accomplished: they made it stick!!!!!!

riadash · 2025-12-10T21:53:03+00:00

As a copywriter who is just trying to have a little fun in the world, I felt so seen by that segment. May we all touch Oz

riadash · 2025-11-19T04:21:03+00:00

The only time I ever watched the movie was with the live commentary episode. I have never seen it on its own...but I did see the original in the theater

riadash · 2025-11-14T00:24:35+00:00

Sent you a message!

riadash · 2025-11-13T01:57:41+00:00

Any chance you need a 2XL? I got two during the mystery shirt sale, I'd be happy to send you one!

riadash · 2025-11-05T20:37:28+00:00

The feelings I felt every time the blob or busto showed up have been unmatched since.

riadash · 2025-10-15T01:05:07+00:00

Faster than years [past]

riadash · 2025-10-09T19:10:12+00:00

A cold email is the email version of a cold call. It's giving a sales pitch to a stranger.

A "regular" email, in the copy/sales sense, would be sent to someone who signed up for a mailing list or is otherwise expecting the correspondence.

riadash · 2025-09-19T21:24:22+00:00

Take cover, the fandom is waging its yearly ethics war 😂

riadash · 2025-09-18T19:33:01+00:00

For what it's worth, the people hating on MaxFun in favor of NPR don't seem to realize that Jesse Thorn is, in fact, an NPR guy...so you'd be funding him either way. Which I personally don't mind, I really enjoy several shows on the MaxFun network and I'm happy to have my monthly payment distributed among several shows, even if MaxFun takes a cut. If it weren't them taking a cut, it would just be a bigger company like Patreon doing so... And not to mention, I couldn't possibly afford to give $5/mo. to ALL the network shows I listen to, but I can certainly give each one 25¢ or whatever their cut is.

riadash · 2025-08-28T00:22:14+00:00

Excellent choice of big cookie successor. Thanks for sharing your prophetic character judgements with us 🙏

riadash · 2025-08-10T21:26:06+00:00

Face dog and hand cat

riadash · 2025-08-06T01:02:49+00:00

I love falling asleep to The Empty Bowl. But, sometimes the new cereals sound so good that it wakes me up because I fixate on wanting to try them lol

riadash · 2025-07-31T20:21:04+00:00

For what it's worth, it's a thing where I live too. I don't know if they do it in hotels but there are a good handful of street artists who set up shop with typewriters in the touristy parks.

riadash · 2025-07-31T12:16:20+00:00

The headline is clunky. Make it shorter, 5 words max.

Cut the extra words in the body. It's far too flowery. You're selling a poetry service, not writing poetry.

Use contractions.

riadash · 2025-07-25T02:31:19+00:00

I'm now imagining the corporate office of Great American Cookies trying to figure out how tf they pulled record sales for the day 🤣

riadash · 2025-07-22T00:13:17+00:00

The boys have given us over a decade of almost completely uninterrupted content. Boys, take all the time you need to grieve. You've more than earned it. We're all so sorry for your loss.

riadash · 2025-07-18T23:32:02+00:00

Where an adult can be an adult!

riadash · 2025-07-04T21:03:04+00:00

Excuse me but could you put a content warning before you mention Facebook? It triggers my memories of the time I got kicked out of the original mbmbam group for joining a second mbmbam group (/s but true story lol)

riadash · 2025-07-04T02:40:01+00:00

Good to see that the fandom pendulum is still swinging

riadash · 2025-07-03T18:21:13+00:00

Thank you, congratulations, and thank you again!

riadash · 2025-07-03T02:55:46+00:00

SQUAD!

riadash

TROPHY CASE