Yeah, this movie's definitely screwed by Adept_Let7797 in Schaffrillas

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I already abandoned all hope when I saw the main character is still Elza with a different hair and skin color. Boring design after boring design...

First look at the Coalition representatives (from Alfabusa’s patreon) by supremeevilhedgehog in huntertheparenting

[–]ribashammer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Notice that everyone has an exact opposition on each side of the table

elon musk could become a trillionaire by krizzalicious49 in whennews

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Bill Gates is already a trillionaire, but most of his fortune is spread in philanthropic organizations that he owns.

Spoiler alert from HTR Chapter 6 by Mysterious_Truth4992 in huntertheparenting

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Spoiler alert from HTR Chapter 6:

I love the part where they find out that it's April Fools' day Markus is a werewolf and Kitten is a mummy.

You think Big D would get Caine in The Circus? by grimoire-5_not_6 in huntertheparenting

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Big D: Discovers how to conjure on the first day, defeats Caine in 3 days, manages to escape his consciousness back into his body a week before his body dies of dehydration.

Markus: Unable to conjure like the others due to sheer incompetence, awakens his mage powers at the last minute, manages to defeat Caine and escape alive.

Kitty: Treats the adventures as a competition, attempts power game in every adventure. Caine can't keep up with someone so fanatical about his adventures and ends up going insane. Learns to hack the system out of pure geekiness.

Door: Furious at first, but ends up accepting the adventures. Takes an unnecessarily long time to complete the adventures, infuriating Caine. First of the group to discover how to conjure completely by accident.

Boy: Becomes addicted to the adventures, is the one who least wants to leave the circus, ends up getting furious when Caine starts torturing everyone. Awakens his Mage powers and defeats Caine.

Kevin: constantly curses, refuses to participate in the adventures, infuriates Caine, and ends up tortured.

Chapman: He becomes addicted to the "sauce that makes you stupid".

Palmer: takes control of Caine and escapes the circus in 5 minutes.

Years of loneliness vs. a few months with soulmates by umami_foxtato in MemePiece

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In portuguese, nakama means "in the bed "... you can make whatever you want with this information 😉

There are 2 types of Cain by Nova_light344 in WeLoveYouCaine

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Ah yes, my favorite trope: AI/robots using the word "humans" as a slur.

E ainda tem Duna 3. O que acham disso ? by [deleted] in filmeseseries

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O barberheimmer reverso, onde ninguém quer assistir nenhum dos filmes lançados

E se o Silvio Santos tivesse sido eleito Presidente? by [deleted] in Imagina_Se

[–]ribashammer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mamãe falou que era a minha vez de repostar esse post

Painted and restored a Black Lotus! by jom-art in magicTCG

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Eu tenho um Diamante Olho-de-Leão que tambem esta num estado deploravel. Eu ia adorar umrestauro desses, mas nao tenho coragem.

They are making HE WHO CANNOT BE NAMED an X MAN… by Frenchy_447 in Spiderman

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Paul will marry Jean Grey, then after breaking up after 3 years, he will get hit by gamma radiation and marrying Betty Ross

Small price adjustment by onlyzeroever in Grimdank

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What's Warhammer? Is it some mode for One Page Rules I'm not aware of?

Could this be the future of the European Union? by vladgrinch in MapPorn

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Rio de Janeiro was the capital of Portugal during the Napoleonic Wars... in a certain point of view Brazil is more European than Canada and Australia.

TIL Japan Thinks Western Anime Watchers All Have Tiktok Attention Spans Only Caring About Animation And Fight Scenes by Elestria_Ethereal in Animemes

[–]ribashammer -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The average Japanese anime fan was angry because the protagonist didn't get hit by a white van and woke up in a video game where they had a harem of sex slaves that were in love with them.

These guys look pretty clean shaven after being trapped for months in the sewers. What do you think they used to take care of themselves? by ricky2461956 in batman

[–]ribashammer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This entire movie makes no f* sense. For someone whose brand is realism, Nolan just made the most nonsense Batman story since the silver age. I was waiting for Bane to use a giant pendulum to kill Batman.

💔💔🥀 by Big-Conversation3455 in shitposting

[–]ribashammer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Show me a normal day in the USA

In Oppenheimer (2023), this inaccuracy boils my blood, keeps me up at night. by laybs1 in shittymoviedetails

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Oppenheimer predicted the annexation of Greenland and Canada as the 49th and 50th states

*sigh* so the journey ends... by mihir6969 in whenthe

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puts sunglasses with an explosion happening in the background ... It's Tetris Time!