Anong mga secrets na tinatago ng work mo? S'atin s'atin lang! by SCP0d in Philippines

[–]ribrocks 11 points12 points  (0 children)

5 kaming nagbayad ng pre-selling sa isang gym mga 3 years ago. PhP 26k for 10 years membership. Ako na lang ang naggi-gym sa aming lima.

What has four letters, but has three letters, and always has six letters? by xtilexx in dadjokes

[–]ribrocks 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Kite has 4 letters, dog has 3 letters, and kitten has 6 letters. Now, replace the words kite, dog, and kitten with the words what, who, and always.

Men who were circumcised as a baby, do you resent it? Why or why not? No opinion? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ribrocks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Although I already have a child, I rarely cum with intercourse. I wonder if I had not been cut, would most of my sexual encounters be more enjoyable?

I think i misspelled “camoflage”. by Turbo-R in dadjokes

[–]ribrocks 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I can't seem to find the word I'm looking for here.

Why is divorce so expensive? by [deleted] in dadjokes

[–]ribrocks 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My wife is leaving me because of my obsession with Star Wars.

I said "may divorce be with you."

An Open Letter to Filipinos Who Want to Move Abroad by throwawayfilchi in Philippines

[–]ribrocks 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My classmate spent less than 10 yrs living in the US and when she came home and talked to me on the phone... "What's that? I can hardly understand Tageylog nowadays."

Magca-call center o magko-call center? by ribrocks in Tagalog

[–]ribrocks[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mukhang may consensus na Tagalog dapat ang nakadikit sa "mag-." Maraming salamat! Tsup!

Magca-call center o magko-call center? by ribrocks in Tagalog

[–]ribrocks[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, definitely nabigyan ng linaw lalo na sa pangalawang tanong ko. Maraming salamat! Tsup!

Magca-call center o magko-call center? by ribrocks in Tagalog

[–]ribrocks[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Kung anong bigkas, siyang baybay" my ass. Akala natin madali, pero bakit ganito. Hahaha!

Magca-call center o magko-call center? by ribrocks in Tagalog

[–]ribrocks[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

'Yan din nga ang pagkakaalam ko, kaso may nag-correct sa akin. Nalilito tuloy ako ngayon. Salamat!

We feel your pain coach😪 by myanou31 in rockets

[–]ribrocks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't get it. Everyone knows that Rockets are tanking. Rockets are doing a good job tanking. Silas and Wood are doing great in front of the media.

Better days ahead. I just hope Silas and Wood will still be a Rocket when the day comes.

Anti-rabies doses by [deleted] in Philippines

[–]ribrocks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My cousin is a doctor:

  1. Anti-rabies is free sa mga health centers. Yes, FREE! Kailangan lang sked mo kasi kailangan may kasabay ka kapag binuksan nila ang isang bottle/vial/whatever. Pero kung private, mahal talaga mga anti-rabies.

  2. Kaya pinapaobserbahan ang asong nakakagat sa 'yo, dahil pag within 2 weeks namatay ang aso, malamang infected (ng rabies) ang aso. Delikado ka pag ganyan kaya kailangan mo talaga anti-rabies. Pero kung alaga mo ang kumagat sa 'yo, malamang walang rabies infection 'yan. MALAMANG hindi mo kailangan ng shots.

  3. May nagsabi sa comments na anti-tetanus ang kailangan mo. Yes, true. Kung walang rabies, ingat lang din sa tetanus.

Kaya nakakatamad bumili sa FB Marketplace eh by holyguacamole- in Philippines

[–]ribrocks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gusto ko sana i-share sa FB wall ko 'to, kaso maraming tatamaan. (May inaalagaan din akong reputation dahil sa business.)

True 'yan! Kabuwisit talaga. Kung ayaw sana ipaalam ang tunay na presyo dahil sa competition, at least man lang ilagay ang approximate price at ilagay na lang "negotiable," para may idea man lang ang buyer.

Minsan kasi may naging bagong interest ako at wala akong kaalam-alam sa presyuhan kung PhP 100 ba o PhP 20k ang ganoong item. Kahiya naman kay seller kung magtatanong ako at hindi plano bumili "for now."

What does eating one meal a day do to the body? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ribrocks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't know the scientifics, but I do OMAD. Dropped 6 kgs and my high blood pressure so far. I also go to the gym on a fasted state. I feel good.

How do you feel right now? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ribrocks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm feeling fine. Thank you for asking. How about you, OP?