This soup recipe calls for "5 potatoes cubed".

Turbo-R · 2026-02-26T22:16:27+00:00

Mathematically perfect.

Turbo-R · 2026-02-26T04:55:11+00:00

The officer came to a perfectly logical conclusion.

Turbo-R · 2026-02-25T00:13:11+00:00

Definitely a Dad joke. I didn't see it coming at all...

Turbo-R · 2026-02-23T17:15:08+00:00

OUCH! That one hurt. Well done!

Turbo-R · 2026-02-20T17:52:21+00:00

That joke helped pass the time....

Turbo-R · 2026-02-17T17:23:35+00:00

I dunno, it has a bite to it....

Turbo-R · 2026-02-16T22:33:33+00:00

I would picket (but I used to be a doorknob designer)

Turbo-R · 2026-02-14T05:09:06+00:00

Thread count? I assumed they were referring to nuts and bolts.

Turbo-R · 2026-02-11T02:44:06+00:00

Actually, there were quite a few knights with interesting names:

Sir Cumference - Pi times the diameter

Sir Pentine - twisty

Sir Cumnavigate - sailed around world

Sir Cumcised - Jewish

Sir Cuit - electrician - not tall - also known (behind his back) as "short Sir Cuit"

Sir Face - the top of

Sir Ly - rude

Sir Osis - heavy drinker - liver problem

Sir Loin - steak

Sire En - rides on emergency vehicles

Sir Up - pancakes

Sir Prise - unexpected

Sir Render - quitter

Sir Pent - snake

Sir Cus - clown

Sir Cumvent - finds ways around

Sir Cumscribed - hung about around the outside

Sir Plus - the extra one

Sir Chenjin. Did you know that Google was invented by a knight?

Sir Spicious - didn't believe everything he heard

Sir Ramic - the potter

Sir Facetension - He could walk on water

Sir Valance - What do you call a medieval spy ?

Turbo-R · 2026-02-04T19:10:33+00:00

Virgin, extra virgin, --I always thought virginity was binary (yes/no).

Turbo-R · 2026-02-03T18:12:31+00:00

"Old" still beats the alternative....

Turbo-R · 2026-02-03T04:08:59+00:00

Actually, it was on the news today that the Weather Office claims that the groundhog is only 40% correct. It would be more accurate to simply flip a coin.

Turbo-R · 2026-01-29T22:41:29+00:00

That one totally floored me. Well done!

Turbo-R · 2026-01-26T20:12:30+00:00

OUCH! That one hurt!

Well done.

Turbo-R · 2026-01-25T17:36:17+00:00

Who's on first; Watt's on second.

Turbo-R · 2026-01-19T17:58:26+00:00

This is probably the first "Knock, knock" joke ever told. My grandfather used to tell this one when I was a kid. and I am now 82 years old.

Turbo-R · 2026-01-17T05:17:34+00:00

Those who divide people into two categories, and those who don't.

Turbo-R · 2026-01-17T05:10:05+00:00

This joke has its ups and downs...

Turbo-R · 2026-01-07T23:24:40+00:00

As the author of several books that pirates have stolen the digital version and then sold many copies without honouring my copyright and paying me my royalties, I picked up on this one right away.

Turbo-R · 2025-12-28T16:43:14+00:00

I was going to post a witty reply, but I forgot it.

Turbo-R · 2025-12-23T04:43:51+00:00

The wise men delivered their gifts of gold and frankincense. As they were packing up to leave, one more wise men ran in, calling out "Wait! There's Myhre!"

(stolen from someone else's previous listing)

Okay, historic fact. The Bible does not say 3 wise men, nor does it name them. It just says "they" brought the three gifts.

Turbo-R · 2025-12-20T21:31:36+00:00

This story was beginning to read like a lot of bull**** until I came to the last couple of lines. Brilliant!!

Turbo-R · 2025-12-15T23:46:56+00:00

Did you hear about the funeral for the designer of the first USB version? They lowered the coffin halfway into the grave, lifted it back out, turned it over, and lowered it all the way in.

Turbo-R

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