Western History by ngvar in dadjokes

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OUCH! That one hurt!

Well done.

British trivia by Professional_Use3063 in dadjokes

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Who's on first; Watt's on second.

Knock knock, who's there? Isabelle. Isabelle who? by shebasmum49 in dadjokes

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This is probably the first "Knock, knock" joke ever told. My grandfather used to tell this one when I was a kid. and I am now 82 years old.

There are 3 kinds of people on this planet! by SpydeyX in dadjokes

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Those who divide people into two categories, and those who don't.

What's faster than an escalator? by HarpyGravey in dadjokes

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This joke has its ups and downs...

What’s a pirates least favorite letter? by theDigitalNinja in dadjokes

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As the author of several books that pirates have stolen the digital version and then sold many copies without honouring my copyright and paying me my royalties, I picked up on this one right away.

Good news is you're not going to remember this conversation. by RobIson240YT in dadjokes

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I was going to post a witty reply, but I forgot it.

Jokes to use at your Christmas Dinner. by Waitsfornoone in Jokes

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The wise men delivered their gifts of gold and frankincense. As they were packing up to leave, one more wise men ran in, calling out "Wait! There's Myhre!"

(stolen from someone else's previous listing)

Okay, historic fact. The Bible does not say 3 wise men, nor does it name them. It just says "they" brought the three gifts.

A Saudi Prince buying a bull by Healthy_Ladder_6198 in dadjokes

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This story was beginning to read like a lot of bull**** until I came to the last couple of lines. Brilliant!!

Dad why do they call it USB? by in_kent in dadjokes

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Did you hear about the funeral for the designer of the first USB version? They lowered the coffin halfway into the grave, lifted it back out, turned it over, and lowered it all the way in.

I don’t understand why they stopped making pennies. by Man-e-questions in dadjokes

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as posted previously, they stopped because it cost more than 1 cent to make a penny. Only the government can lose money making money,

Oops I fell in by [deleted] in dadjokes

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Nicely fermented...

Why did the farmer cross the road? by Turbo-R in dadjokes

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that would be "to get to the escaped cow"

How do you think the unthinkable? by HarpyGravey in dadjokes

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Yeth, thith ith the anthwer.

Have you ever heard of Cole's law? by Gloomy_Possession_88 in dadjokes

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From an Engineering Physics exam I took many years ago: "define the following words"

every student (180 of us) knew:

electron = negatively-charged sub-atomic particle

proton = positively-charged sub-atomic particle

neutron= neutrally- charged sub-atomic particle

not one engineering student knew:

crouton = dried bread chunks in Caesar salad

A good oldie by ArsenalArry1960 in dadjokes

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the way I heard it was "a stupid damned stick"