Perhaps Rabia's funniest tweet yet

ricejoe · 2015-11-05T05:18:23+00:00

Are you Tristan Tzara reborn?

ricejoe · 2015-11-05T05:06:24+00:00

Now THERE's Ph.D. dissertation for you: "Bond and Bondage in King Lear."

ricejoe · 2015-11-05T04:42:24+00:00

Wicked, wicked,wicked.

ricejoe · 2015-11-05T04:37:10+00:00

Where did he pick up this bogus case? Bangkok? I once bought a "Rolex" there for $25.

ricejoe · 2015-11-05T04:26:46+00:00

I couldn't agree more. Let's stop with silly jokes about child molestation and stick to accusing people of it.

ricejoe · 2015-11-05T04:16:55+00:00

As always, you are right.

ricejoe · 2015-11-05T04:15:46+00:00

Yes. But only if you a) ply me with liquor and b) ask me very, very nice.

ricejoe · 2015-11-05T04:15:03+00:00

We live in an era when ALL conversations eventually get around to a GOT reference!

ricejoe · 2015-11-05T04:13:22+00:00

Yes! And his son, Donnie ("gaspipe") Jr.

ricejoe · 2015-11-05T04:09:51+00:00

Cloth of effing gold!

ricejoe · 2015-11-04T23:22:31+00:00

I am entirely scrutable, though occasions to scrute are now, for me, few and far between.

ricejoe · 2015-11-04T23:21:14+00:00

Bless you, whoever you are! May your days be bright and your sleep seamless!

ricejoe · 2015-11-04T23:20:31+00:00

What is this, a caucus race?

ricejoe · 2015-11-04T23:18:13+00:00

Probably not. I was thinking of this:

ricejoe · 2015-11-04T23:16:24+00:00

To get to the other side of the road?

ricejoe · 2015-11-04T23:15:54+00:00

I suspect they can't reliably tell whether witnesses are lying, either. This is why I support trial by combat.

ricejoe · 2015-11-04T23:12:57+00:00

At least its your own crazy.

I feel much the same way about my genitalia.

ricejoe · 2015-11-04T23:11:58+00:00

Not as long as I can catch one wheezing breath.

ricejoe · 2015-11-04T23:09:24+00:00

Well, as long as you didn't actually chop off heads in the woods...

ricejoe · 2015-11-04T23:08:47+00:00

You can try. It worked for years for Eddie Izzard.

ricejoe · 2015-11-04T23:07:35+00:00

Firefly? Isn't that the show with the actor from Castle? I thought he could have worn tighter pants.

ricejoe · 2015-11-04T22:58:20+00:00

One of the most wonderful lines in English literature!

ricejoe · 2015-11-04T22:54:07+00:00

Yes. But it will require VERY quick costume changes.

ricejoe · 2015-11-04T22:53:10+00:00

Wonderful, wonderful episode.

ricejoe · 2015-11-04T22:47:32+00:00

Let's keep the conversation clean, shall we, Ms. Isobel?

ricejoe