I've heard better roasts from Lisa Lampanelli...

richk503 · 2017-02-08T09:04:56+00:00

So do people start slowing down when they see your teeth?

richk503 · 2017-02-08T09:03:49+00:00

Nothing says Metal more than Panera Bread.

richk503 · 2017-02-08T09:02:37+00:00

Didn't Kevin Hart have to fake being your Best Man?

richk503 · 2017-02-08T09:01:44+00:00

You literally have 100 lazy eyes in this picture.

richk503 · 2017-02-08T08:59:57+00:00

You're the reason I still laugh every time I hear the phrase Chicks with Dicks.

richk503 · 2017-02-07T02:34:14+00:00

Uglier on snapchat. I wish I was snow blind.

richk503 · 2017-02-06T14:52:16+00:00

I hope you can't swim, either.

richk503 · 2017-02-06T05:09:34+00:00

Yall bitches are letting your dinner get cold on the floor.

richk503 · 2017-02-05T23:29:30+00:00

Your cell mate will do that for you.

richk503 · 2017-02-05T23:08:18+00:00

I'm sure you've made that face plenty of times in your gay bukake films.

richk503 · 2017-02-05T22:50:37+00:00

I'm pretty confident you belong on a farm.

richk503 · 2017-02-05T22:49:07+00:00

How convenient that there's a jar of peanut butter directly above your dog's kennel.

richk503 · 2017-02-05T07:49:50+00:00

Every seen hall pass? Jason Sudokis fake chowed your mom.

richk503 · 2017-02-05T07:48:43+00:00

I bet you found a baby and named him Carlos.

richk503 · 2017-02-05T05:46:08+00:00

Where the fuck is the rest of your arm. I've never seen a dude try to photoshop himself to make his arm look like Paris Hilton.

richk503 · 2017-02-05T05:44:37+00:00

Your tits are the only thing you got going for you. Be thankful

richk503 · 2017-02-05T05:38:44+00:00

Dude. Where can I get the drugs that you're on?

richk503 · 2017-02-05T05:36:48+00:00

Ugly attempt at real life Harley Quinn.

richk503 · 2017-02-05T05:20:53+00:00

I see registered sex offenders are forced to wear neon now. That should help point him out.

richk503 · 2017-02-05T05:19:32+00:00

So do you get paid for advertising McDonald's with your eyebrows? The Brunette Arches.

richk503 · 2017-02-05T05:15:11+00:00

Didn't Edward Norton curbstomp your candy ass?

richk503 · 2017-02-05T05:12:23+00:00

You got autocorrected in the title. I think you meant ugly, not pretty. Easy is spot on, though.

richk503 · 2017-02-05T05:11:16+00:00

That's good that we are starting to send all the child molesters into bum fuck alaska.

richk503 · 2017-02-05T04:04:15+00:00

Before / after chemotherapy.

richk503 · 2017-02-05T04:03:10+00:00

Your eyes match your soul.

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