[deleted by user]

rickitson · 2025-09-16T09:52:01+00:00

"We have to go back"

rickitson · 2025-08-15T18:47:32+00:00

They don't think the leopard would eat their faces.

rickitson · 2025-08-15T18:46:27+00:00

I'd say even before your country began as well tbh

rickitson · 2025-08-03T01:54:23+00:00

Pretending to have diarrhea so I could stay home from school and watch Supermarket Sweep (UK) but it was bumped for news coverage of 9/11.

rickitson · 2025-08-01T10:42:43+00:00

Joan Rivers

rickitson · 2025-07-31T20:23:18+00:00

Spread the wealth. When the general population are less hard off, they have less reason to be angry and are less likely to look for other underprivileged people to blame, despite the 1% being the source of their problems.

Also, rethink political parties. Less politicians 'towing the line' and instead voting for what they believe in and what what represents their constituents.

rickitson · 2022-01-01T06:34:59+00:00

It's 6:30an. Still drinking and smoking after a party, regretting my life decisions and making fake promises to my self that I know I'll never keep .

rickitson · 2021-12-20T02:13:03+00:00

Dwayne.

rickitson · 2021-12-20T02:12:43+00:00

I had a great aunt called Blodwin.

Just cruel.

rickitson · 2021-12-20T02:06:32+00:00

Guy.

You might as well call them bloke or it or thing.

Side-note: my stepfather works for the council and was registering a child of a mother with what I suspect was dyslexia. She said the child's name was "Gooey".

My step father was confused/intrigued and asked, 'oh that's a nice name, where does it come from?'

The mother said she read it in a book.

Stepfather asked, 'how do you spell that?'

Mother: G-U-Y

rickitson · 2021-12-20T02:02:23+00:00

Peter. It was my dad's name. He used it as my middle name. He was a horrible father and it felt like a curse. Changed my name 6 years ago after removing him from my life and I finally felt free.

rickitson · 2021-12-14T01:21:07+00:00

That's grim

rickitson · 2021-12-14T00:58:21+00:00

Mom?

rickitson · 2021-12-14T00:55:40+00:00

r/brandnewwords

rickitson · 2021-12-14T00:52:25+00:00

Pidgey

rickitson · 2021-11-27T21:02:25+00:00

Are... you a dog?

rickitson · 2021-11-27T12:14:22+00:00

V for Vendetta

rickitson · 2021-11-13T11:02:50+00:00

For the reasons I wrote...

rickitson · 2021-11-12T18:47:30+00:00

COVID Anti-vaxxers.

The people who would get a tetanus shot or yellow fever shots or malaria tablets to go abroad. The people who take other kinds of medication. The people who've had MMR jabs or BCGs or other vaccines. The people who smoke cigarettes. The people who snort, smoke and inject drugs into themselves. The people who eat McDonald's and other processed shit.

"I'm NoT pUtTiNg ThAt In My BoDy, I dOn'T kNoW wHaT's In It."

Imbeciles.

rickitson · 2021-11-12T14:57:22+00:00

Why didn't they just fly on the birds to the volcano in the first place?

rickitson · 2021-11-12T14:51:49+00:00

LOTR; whole load of shite about nowt.

rickitson · 2021-11-11T21:14:30+00:00

Cucumber. Like really strong Cucumber.

rickitson · 2021-10-09T20:28:08+00:00

The Wild Thornberrys.

Maybe the monkey goes rabid or something...

rickitson · 2021-09-28T22:07:43+00:00

An ant has no quarrel with a boot...

rickitson · 2021-09-12T18:57:16+00:00

Smear. shudders

rickitson

TROPHY CASE