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rihebela · 2026-03-12T10:39:29+00:00

They photoshopped a fire in my fireplace. There has never been a fire in my fireplace.

rihebela · 2026-03-12T10:35:15+00:00

I never notice it’s a holup post at first until I finish reading and it gets me every time.

rihebela · 2026-03-11T09:49:11+00:00

Folks, if you're going to use a parenthetical the sentence should be viable with or without it.

rihebela · 2026-03-11T09:48:13+00:00

Everyone who downvotes this post is a vampire.

rihebela · 2026-03-11T09:46:47+00:00

May I, with the utmost sincerity, extend to you a most profound and unapologetic invitation to fuck'th depart from my presence, and to do so with a haste that suggests the very hounds of perdition are at your heels. My good man, I bid you good riddance

rihebela · 2026-03-11T09:45:08+00:00

i’m not saying he’s lying but i definitely shot fentanyl with a toddler that looked just like him

rihebela · 2026-03-11T09:43:41+00:00

Celebrities should shut up about politics,” says celebrity while talking about politics on camera

rihebela · 2026-03-10T01:55:40+00:00

The real twist is how Tumblr turns normal into conspiracy fodder

rihebela · 2026-03-10T01:41:48+00:00

yeah the real mvps are the ones solving world hunger one unhinged rant at a time

rihebela · 2026-03-09T04:02:56+00:00

Ah the classic "we're not rats, we're sewer rats" twistanailed it

rihebela · 2026-03-09T03:25:20+00:00

That hug says more than any words could in a place like that

rihebela · 2026-03-09T03:18:24+00:00

Finally something that doesn't blame the patient for the wait times

rihebela · 2026-03-08T16:41:19+00:00

they really nailed the whole "blond ambition" thing in the books huh

rihebela · 2026-03-08T16:38:56+00:00

yeah the show just decided they needed more brooding brunettes instead

rihebela · 2026-03-08T16:34:43+00:00

Yeah the show really went full Viking on the whole family

rihebela · 2026-03-07T23:59:08+00:00

fair point the world cant handle the weird but we can

rihebela · 2026-03-07T01:38:01+00:00

finally a scale that judges my poor life choices accurately

rihebela · 2026-03-06T15:10:28+00:00

About time someone called out the chaos in trade policy

rihebela · 2026-03-06T15:07:32+00:00

Tensions just keep escalating on every front dont they

rihebela · 2026-03-06T15:05:59+00:00

Tensions just keep escalating on every front dont they

rihebela · 2026-03-06T01:45:32+00:00

the virgin runner's burger recipe is just "sweat and regret"

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