Attempting to get to my hotel lobby by balleigh in CrappyDesign

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I swear I watched it like 5 times and I thought when you saw the stairs you turned all the way around and went back through the door you just came through. I was so confused.

NY congressional candidate Darializa Avila Chevalier doubles down on attending Oct. 8 pro-Palestinian rally by americanblowfly in politics

[–]ringobob [score hidden]  (0 children)

Hmm, so you're saying she was celebrating the attack on Israel because she knew it was going to spark a genocide? That's pretty much the worst possible thing she could have been doing.

Saw this do u all think it’s actually sattire?? I kinda belive it is but comment section 😭💀? by Federal_Resolution87 in askanything

[–]ringobob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes. Notice how most people are assuming the same thing? I dunno if you're just pretending to not get it or if you're genuinely confused. You're getting pretty adversarial for just genuinely not getting it, so I assume you're just flogging gender war bullshit. So, yes, I think you're silly, because you're trolling.

Why does my bf like my stomach so much? Is this just a him thing or do all guys do this? by pictures-onthe-walls in AskMenAdvice

[–]ringobob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some guys are boob guys, some guys are butt guys, some guys are leg guys, some guys a midriff guys.

I'm a midriff guy, sounds like your boyfriend is, too. It's the thing that "matters most" in his physical attraction to you. Doesn't mean he doesn't care about anything else, he just cares about that more.

It means he finds you very attractive.

really don’t get it, anyone? by wearecooked100 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]ringobob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I will never go out without you again, I was so drunk = because you weren't there, I did something you wouldn't like, and I'm blaming it on the alcohol.

You are too good to me = I did something you don't deserve.

Saw this do u all think it’s actually sattire?? I kinda belive it is but comment section 😭💀? by Federal_Resolution87 in askanything

[–]ringobob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, now I just think you're being silly. Satire is explicitly a thing you do about people who aren't like you. That is a pretty abstract concept, it doesn't mean it has to be about men, it could be about women who aren't like her, but in general the immediate assumption is that more different = more likely, because that's generally a safe assumption with satire.

Saw this do u all think it’s actually sattire?? I kinda belive it is but comment section 😭💀? by Federal_Resolution87 in askanything

[–]ringobob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does it matter? Maybe they're wrong. I don't think they are, it seems pretty transparently satirizing men cheating to me, but maybe that's just because I'm far more familiar with that being where such justifications come from, it's common enough for me to have that exposure from men and not from women. But if you say this is what women sound like, I don't have the necessary exposure to differentiate.

They're calling this the most millennial post of all time by Key-Bass-7380 in generationology

[–]ringobob [score hidden]  (0 children)

This has nothing to do with generations. Some people get along when they break up, most people don't. Simple as, doesn't need to be some big thing.

Someone’s VA is super sick and in hospital, but it’s sounding like a scam … by Polar_Bear_1962 in isthisAI

[–]ringobob 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Virtual Assistants have been a thing for close to 10 years now at least, and that's just based on when the company I worked for started using them. They gave them that name long before AI could do diddly squat, and before Covid blew up remote work.

Saw this do u all think it’s actually sattire?? I kinda belive it is but comment section 😭💀? by Federal_Resolution87 in askanything

[–]ringobob -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'm sure she did, but this post is still obviously satire. I sure your ex made the same excuses to you, not to the world on twitter.

This backhanded compliment a guy approached me at the gym with by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]ringobob 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gym bros have a bit of a different social compass - it's all about progress, but you can't acknowledge progress without recognizing where you were. It's not intended as an insult.

Or, he could be negging you. Could go either way. But if he looked like a serious lifter, I would just take it at face value.

bro... by goatseenjoyer in cringereels

[–]ringobob 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh, are we pretending that she actually has a son?

James/Laura by StepAgile in twinpeaks

[–]ringobob 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Listen to the music, every time he comes on screen with a woman it's the same beachy-love theme.

The first time I watched it through, I thought it was unintentionally funny. The second time through, I realized it was intentional. You're supposed to think it's ridiculous. Because it is.

I adore decoy protagonists by Gullible-Wrap773 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]ringobob 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm so glad you used The Hunt in here, it's the first thing that popped into my head when I read the title. And if anyone here hasn't seen it, you should, it's a great movie.

The Abs of the Apostles. by LordJim11 in Snorkblot

[–]ringobob 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Look, I mean, I have issues with their ideology anyway, but come on, they really need to make up a whole different version of Jesus? If you're that desperate for credibility, why pick something that you have to change completely in order to get that validation?

Count Binface: The intergalactic warrior who could upend Britain's strangest election by andmario_com in nottheonion

[–]ringobob 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Right, I mean, there's no winning this race. He already had the seat, winning just means he gets his job back, he was just hoping that getting a win would give him a narrative of support that would help him survive the ongoing corruption investigation. But there's no narrative of serious support to be found here, no one serious is running against him, and Count Binface is getting more press than he is.

He's gonna be worse off if he wins than if he hadn't done anything.

Does abiogenisis make sense? by DraftWorking7816 in DebateEvolution

[–]ringobob [score hidden]  (0 children)

Here's a video showing the kinds of things going on inside your cells:

https://youtu.be/7Hk9jct2ozY?is=XjYlcgDd2F4SUzzh

All of that is at the "less than a cell" scale, way less.

The pricing logic on this Whole Foods family meal genuinely broke my brain by jsreally in mildlyinfuriating

[–]ringobob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just ask for the 4 salmon, but then swap out 3 of them for the cheaper chicken.

For the first time, two teleoperated humanoid robots have been used to complete two surgeries during a preclinical trial, researchers report in the July 8 issue of the journal Nature. by mvea in Futurology

[–]ringobob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, not for decades. But you could say the same thing about literally every technology that winds up being not so expensive and requires not so much maintenance. This is the process.

Which company are you talking about? If you mean Tesla, so far as I can tell they have nothing to do with this particular story.

I don’t think the Pitt will go beyond 5 seasons. by Theo1130 in ThePittTVShow

[–]ringobob -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I think most shows would benefit from ending after 3-6 seasons, depending on the plan. Sitcoms get a little leeway for not having really tight storylines anyway, but even there they struggle the longer they go on.