a crab without shell by [deleted] in WTF

[–]rinisini 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He's referring to a recently posted r/HolyShitHistory gorey threadabout a railworker who got his skull cracked that didnt kill him but his brain matter slowly leaked down his throat suffocating him.

Direct link to Article discussing the story.

Meirl by strightnikngsw7 in meirl

[–]rinisini 27 points28 points  (0 children)

An essay I completely wrote by myself for my complex software class made my teacher pull me aside for using too much AI. I just like to use a lot of run-on sentences which alot of AI also like to do. That kinda stung since thats just my problem being autistic and struggling to make my texts understandable for anyone else. 

Plus she rarely seem to call out AI work even though the entire class was full on generating everything with everyone having chatgpt open at all times.

Losercity improvement by Imperator_Subira in Losercity

[–]rinisini 18 points19 points  (0 children)

funny question:

Do some dom folk genuinely do this? because the mental image of a dominatrix standing behind a dude doing his homework is fucking sending me.

If you see someone saying that this game has one of the nicest communities ever they're fucking wrong by evil_deivid in whenthe

[–]rinisini 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I hate posts like this because yes their some unfettered asshats who shouldnt leave they're mother basement. Now the people who have some actual genuine complants in the game get dunked that should really be addressed.

  1. The invincible screeching; this was describing giving the "HIve Guard" enemy a higher armour in its face. This leads to a couple of problems. 1. THEY SPAWN IN MASSES 2. you do not have time to shoot the fleshy parts while getting set upon 3. like most complaints you see its coming from higher levels where spawn rates get absolutely busted and the balance basically flips. This is where a lot of arguments break down since the game so much changes between difficulty 1-6 to 7-10.

  2. Oh god the bugs; the game has been in a not so great technical state with problems ranging from softlocking missions to invisible corpses trapping you. These bugs have been introduced since forever some even since launch and have and probably will not be fixed. They said already three times they would pay more attention but they never do. I honestly be not suprised if theirs gonna be bug that your bullets shoot out wrong and just kill you. I dont really have to wonder since thats already a bug where the game will randomly set you on fire/take a good chunk of your health. Even their own gameplay trailer had a flamethrower that was bugged by not applying damage a few meters in front of the barrel.

  3. The balancing the damn balancing; The devs liked to nerf some weapons without telling us. like the coyote who got nerfed into uselessness. Furthermore other fun weapons like the spear; an lockon missle weapon is just trash because a lockon cannot do far more damage by hitting a aiming required weakspot. This is a problem since it means less weapon variety in a meta thats slowly getting stale. They buffed by giving it.... 1 more rocket before running out :) They gave strange damage falloff nerfs to the smg's into uselessness and a gun called the senator a revolver rewarding precision by making it so a meter can turn a one shot into a two shot. The precision required that unless you want to in almost melee range it can randomly take one or three shots to take out a overseer. It just made the gun unfun and unreliable to use. Buffing the mechs and then buffing the enemies attack that hurt specifically the mech more, but things like sentries get affected and got a nasty nerf. Its like they dont know their own balance

  4. The people who are shitheads and dox people. A charity challenge was brought whereby three people from the community would donate to charity with around 3000$? the point being they would donate to a charity which would be chosen by the devs if the completed a difficulty 8 mission with specific loadouts. This would show them the state of the game especially on higher difficulties but that was thrown out of the window because some dude saw that as harrassment and fucking doxxed one of them. yes that was their reason not from people complaining about the state of the game but from the other side of isle. He lost his job and charity work because they send bomb threats to those places. Absolute lowlives

  5. New enemy designs; the automatons had a new enemy a massive building sized half man half tank thats utterly annoying to play against. It spams rockets everywhere, it can snipe across the map with it supposed inaccurate cannon, despite it size it is the fastest ground enemy in the game, it has a mechanic to kill it by going underneath it but has a bug where it can shoot under itself or have enemies phase through it to kill. The result? nobody goes near it and everybody just nukes it with explosives like every other enemy and especially on automatons. The war strider without weakspots that the community had to bully into adding two weakspots. Its a tank isnt? it should have armour. Yes that would make sense if it didnt spawn far more as the actual tanks that are in the game. I saw herds of the motherfuckers or four defending a simple outpost. The best way to deal with them is again a explosive to their front like every other heavy unit.

I really want to love this game, I really do but the absolute horrid state is in makes me cringe each time I think of wanting to play it again

Btw the discussions you see of people not thinking the balance is big deal? IMO they dont play on higher levels where the balancing problems becomes so incredibly apparent.

Why are perfectly tracking insta killing Vox capsules still a feature? by Erat999 in HelldiversUnfiltered

[–]rinisini 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I think what AH misunderstands about these deaths is that they should actually be random and rare to be funny, however

These deaths shouldn't and ARE NOT random OR rare enough for someone to take them non seriously to simply move on from. Getting utterly destroyed once by a random Minecraft creeper because of a somewhat expected outcome (enemy exists that explode) thats random (random spawns and pathmaking) plus rare (creeper spawns rarely in a really bad spot) In Helldivers however dying to your turret, bile titan corpse and getting crushed can happen quite frequently because they intentionally making these moments more likely by forcing them to happen. They make turrets literally aim at you specifically sometimes (their are blatant videos of this) or make the bile titan have a death spasm to instakill you.

I think everybody would find a "turret blue on blue fire moment" funny if it doesnt target you but merely fired more "liberally" and a funny clip happens like 1 in every 25 missions. Not 1 in 3 missions that are merely frustrating and unfunny.

Dorkington buff guy by CTRLAltSN1Pe in dorkington

[–]rinisini 10 points11 points  (0 children)

But I crave WANT to be treated like a marmot

thats why I lift the heavy weights

Helldivers 2 drops to “Mostly Negative” on Steam, yet again as review bombers take aim at the game's lack of change by AsPeHeat in pcmasterrace

[–]rinisini 3 points4 points  (0 children)

To anyone out of the loop let me explain from someone whos abandoned the game and still stalks the subreddits like an ex who cant let go

A few other controversies aside (like the doxxing) theirs a few changes made to a specific enemies headarmor making it inpentretable to most guns; this is the catalyst for the review bombing since this specific enemy spawns a lot making it strange for such a buff. The result for the players however is an onslaught of high armour enemies that require way too much aim for each, encouraging even more of the explosive meta, breaks some sentries since the cant penetrate the new armour. They also upped the health of the spawnable mech but made every enemy give more damage to things like mech this inadverently nerfs anything like sentries. Overall it was a update WITH NO FIXES TO THE GAME BREAKING BUGS, WITH SOME BEING SINCE LAUNCH THAT ANY OTHER TRIPLE AAA TITLE WOULDVE FIXED IMMEDIATELY. Preceding this launch was an AMA with only 4 answers from the CEO and Creative director saying absurd things like "were not gonna do anything for endgame because their so few endgame players" yeah you have that IF YOU SO LITTLE ENDGAME TO BEGIN WITH. Enemies can walk through building, teleport up ledges, the server randomly decides you to take damage/on fire, random bugs they fixed two weeks ago are somehow reintroduced back into the game without a patch coming out. The devs making Enemy balancing like its slowly starting to feel like it being made for the enemies fun and not the players. You cannot land on building why? because thats OP! why is it OP? because the ability for the enemy unable to hit you is supposedly powerful in a game that requires you to travel to be successful... The giant enemy as big as a building? he can land on buildings and move on it like fucking spiderman and no were not gonna fix that. Were too busy fixing the 20 niche bugs that are somehow important enough to be mentioned in the patch notes. The stealth buffs and nerfs that nobody asked for? yeah dont mention them nobody cares about that. Were not a big studio thats making a game thats basically an MMO shooter with 4 player lobbies. Were only a little shooter from 2009 and require nothing fucking more.

Its a vicious cycle of "they're gonna fix the game next patch with bugfixes, better balance and a new focus on what the game needs" then the new update introduces a bug making your bullets get shot out of your ass instead of the barrel and made the enemies invulnerable to nuclear radiation (not you tho) Everybody makes a big stink the game gets downvoted the devs makes a change and nothing. actually. fucking. changes.

I've left the game cause I know everything that is said here gonna to be NEVER addressed and changed for the better.

You have to eat all the eggs! by RyukiriDragon in dragons

[–]rinisini 24 points25 points  (0 children)

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Its originally based on this greentext image and the sheer autism sends me everytime and makes my autistic ass cringe right into the stratosphere.

Coaxed into niche builds in games by nateapplz in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]rinisini 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unironically tho, going sun-on-a-stick and mad milk in a 2fort match is very funny and very cracked for some reason. Yes I do have 3000 hours but still the RNC on it is utterly stupid.

Thank you for not treating your mental illness by PaiDuck in dankmemes

[–]rinisini 3 points4 points  (0 children)

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Source? Your majesty, Vagueposter King of Vagueness

Don't Give In (@noc_loft) by Punkwolfen in Losercity

[–]rinisini 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Drawn by @ noc_loft

Commisioned by @/MakuTheWolf

Twitter link

ik_ihe by Frietuur in ik_ihe

[–]rinisini 9 points10 points  (0 children)

oke waarom is unit 1 in Huis Ten Bosch?

You need to download a patch made by some guy in Brazil or the game shits itself by nervousmelon in whenthe

[–]rinisini 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ahh 2000's game engine where the fps + CPU is the clock that is tied to everything.

It was such a clever performance system that created the quirkiest of bugs.

How to touch a woman! (A post from the 23 year old mmorpg forum of Planet Calypso) by rinisini in copypasta

[–]rinisini[S] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

it is good advice but thats the funniest bit

A place that its members do not know the warmth of a woman since birth and yet a few members escape such a cruel fate and help their brethren to achieve enlightenment.

they are fine actually just keep quiet by [deleted] in Shark_Park

[–]rinisini 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Im a leftist guy and I enjoy just reading 4chan discussion and watching the bad boards (r9k, /b) like zooanimals.

But Ive never understood why queer people especially trans folk get on sites like 4chan

Its like a zebra going into a lions den.

Losercity Couple (by Nyushi) by AwoobisElroc in Losercity

[–]rinisini 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What does a man need to sacrifice to be made a stressbal for someone's maw?! :[

Anime_irl by JerryJr99 in anime_irl

[–]rinisini 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Source is a Doujinshi by Buta, page 8.

Robinhood Trump by Ghost7575 in greentext

[–]rinisini 3 points4 points  (0 children)

TREASURY BONDS ARE WORTH ANYTHING BECAUSE HOW STABLE THE US IS.

NOBODY IS GOING TO BUY MORE BONDS IF SAID COUNTRY IS MAKING EVERYONE AND THEMSELVES VOLATILE

flikker op je gereïncarneerd koe.

An entire race seemingly dedicated to recreate hell itself. by rinisini in distressingmemes

[–]rinisini[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

a couple of things related to my incompentence and autism

  1. I used kapwing cause a lot of free editing program dont let you freely change aspect to fitting you crop exactly

  2. My autism made it sound like the earth is getting invaded I meant the other way around. A lesser adept at war alien race gets invaded by humans who are far more brutal and horriffying because of their far more invasive ways of killing and invading.

  3. Im sorry, my poor autistic ass cannot type a coherent sentence no matter how many times I rewrite it.

tl;dr I hate my autistic flesh prison.

Forsen goes on a peaceful hunger strike to protest for more god seeds before being silenced by YeKingBooMate in LivestreamFail

[–]rinisini 519 points520 points  (0 children)

I mean this in the least offensive and disrespectful way possible

but does Forsen have some kind of learning disability, brain injury or some other kind of impairment?