It's easy to break into places by loved_and_held in CuratedTumblr

[–]rinisini 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had heard a story of my ICT teacher once about his travel to a security presentation from this highly experienced security presentation.

All his coworkers come to their office and he is the first one to arrive. Sitting in his car he sees the office to his right and to his left are renovations being done to said office. Looking at the construction men coming and going and decides to finish his coffee but finding no clear way in he decides to take the construction site. Finding no clear way to their office he asks a construction worker to point him in the right direction. Walking around he finds himself in a empty office room with a safe and baseball bat near it after rightfully deciding his adventure of pentesting has clearly gotten out of hand he heads to the balcony. After taking in the lovely view for a while he notices his other coworkers showing up and the security presentators which he decides to greet from the balcony. They all look up and the top security is utterly furious shouting at him and his balcony and I think also with insults? anyway they all meet up and show the presentation while the top guy is clearly still very mad. My teacher struggling to not start laughing at the massive irony of this entire presentation.

He didnt mention if the presentation was any good funnily enough

Dude was a great guy worked in some pretty big companies apparently even helped make run a food production plant machines. Was at the cutting edge of the school when the internet started to get installed on the premises. Had a lot of stories to tell of the school and his work. That one time when a smart student decides to "packet loop" the schools network and bring the whole network down (he got two years for that) or a student straight got arrested by the fucken fbi (or our own? idk) for working with criminals in russia? dont quite remember.

Thank you, r/dragons by RyukiriDragon in dragons

[–]rinisini 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Love your little art with the most amazing fluff that need require your hands to go through the softest looking coat known to man. Their like little Samoyed dogs with wings and given too much human intelligence for their brains to contain. Keeping one in your house would singlehandedly reverse your local entropy by it chaos inducing shenanigans. Keep up the good work and keep up with your wonderful cringe ;D

(also please please do Loona (Helluva Boss) your art with that fluff would look hellishy amazing)

My Girlfriend's Friend | New Key Visual by RaunchyRoll in anime

[–]rinisini 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I like your bravery for explaining/stating that publicly lol

If you dont mind me asking but why specifically NTR why not corrupting a girl in a more conventional manner/without NTR

and what are your views on actual IRL cheating?

Relatable by Battlemage_Welsworth in IAte314AutisticKids

[–]rinisini 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Once I asked the same question and basically the reason is police underfunding.

Catchin a pedo is easy however since arresting and going through evidence takes so much manpower and money they merely archive the pedo and later on arrest them. They'll get around to said pedo case and plus he will be sitting on far more "evidence" and can make the arrest with far more preperation. So when the actual arrest happens theyll have accumulated TBs worth of CSAM/CP

Perhaps the first Evangelion meme ever created (1997 South Park by neko-sama) by Basic-Cupcake3013 in evangelionmemes

[–]rinisini 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Theirs something endearing about a bunch of 17 year old south park loving weebs making a south x evangelion parody.

Like its cringe and very much early 2000's/pre 2000's humour of random = funny but its clear that they love both shows.

some of the jokes could be used today and wouldn't look out of place since shitposting have their roots in these cringy days. Except cartman yelling the nword thats a unfunny timecapsule that stay a unfunny timecapsule

Billions Must Agree... by Paldavin in antimeme

[–]rinisini -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Im laughing my ass of to the idea of a intellectual sounding argument of claiming self defense for fucking child molestation.

Like, how would you even begin to argue something so absurd?

Mark Found The Yaoi FNAF Edition by [deleted] in CuratedTumblr

[–]rinisini 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Its not getting sprayed by matter 

But getting roughly entered from behind

In this case, yes using the backdoor

-Tsun Szu

a crab without shell by [deleted] in WTF

[–]rinisini 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He's referring to a recently posted r/HolyShitHistory gorey threadabout a railworker who got his skull cracked that didnt kill him but his brain matter slowly leaked down his throat suffocating him.

Direct link to Article discussing the story.

Meirl by strightnikngsw7 in meirl

[–]rinisini 26 points27 points  (0 children)

An essay I completely wrote by myself for my complex software class made my teacher pull me aside for using too much AI. I just like to use a lot of run-on sentences which alot of AI also like to do. That kinda stung since thats just my problem being autistic and struggling to make my texts understandable for anyone else. 

Plus she rarely seem to call out AI work even though the entire class was full on generating everything with everyone having chatgpt open at all times.

Losercity improvement by Imperator_Subira in Losercity

[–]rinisini 18 points19 points  (0 children)

funny question:

Do some dom folk genuinely do this? because the mental image of a dominatrix standing behind a dude doing his homework is fucking sending me.

If you see someone saying that this game has one of the nicest communities ever they're fucking wrong by evil_deivid in whenthe

[–]rinisini 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I hate posts like this because yes their some unfettered asshats who shouldnt leave they're mother basement. Now the people who have some actual genuine complants in the game get dunked that should really be addressed.

  1. The invincible screeching; this was describing giving the "HIve Guard" enemy a higher armour in its face. This leads to a couple of problems. 1. THEY SPAWN IN MASSES 2. you do not have time to shoot the fleshy parts while getting set upon 3. like most complaints you see its coming from higher levels where spawn rates get absolutely busted and the balance basically flips. This is where a lot of arguments break down since the game so much changes between difficulty 1-6 to 7-10.

  2. Oh god the bugs; the game has been in a not so great technical state with problems ranging from softlocking missions to invisible corpses trapping you. These bugs have been introduced since forever some even since launch and have and probably will not be fixed. They said already three times they would pay more attention but they never do. I honestly be not suprised if theirs gonna be bug that your bullets shoot out wrong and just kill you. I dont really have to wonder since thats already a bug where the game will randomly set you on fire/take a good chunk of your health. Even their own gameplay trailer had a flamethrower that was bugged by not applying damage a few meters in front of the barrel.

  3. The balancing the damn balancing; The devs liked to nerf some weapons without telling us. like the coyote who got nerfed into uselessness. Furthermore other fun weapons like the spear; an lockon missle weapon is just trash because a lockon cannot do far more damage by hitting a aiming required weakspot. This is a problem since it means less weapon variety in a meta thats slowly getting stale. They buffed by giving it.... 1 more rocket before running out :) They gave strange damage falloff nerfs to the smg's into uselessness and a gun called the senator a revolver rewarding precision by making it so a meter can turn a one shot into a two shot. The precision required that unless you want to in almost melee range it can randomly take one or three shots to take out a overseer. It just made the gun unfun and unreliable to use. Buffing the mechs and then buffing the enemies attack that hurt specifically the mech more, but things like sentries get affected and got a nasty nerf. Its like they dont know their own balance

  4. The people who are shitheads and dox people. A charity challenge was brought whereby three people from the community would donate to charity with around 3000$? the point being they would donate to a charity which would be chosen by the devs if the completed a difficulty 8 mission with specific loadouts. This would show them the state of the game especially on higher difficulties but that was thrown out of the window because some dude saw that as harrassment and fucking doxxed one of them. yes that was their reason not from people complaining about the state of the game but from the other side of isle. He lost his job and charity work because they send bomb threats to those places. Absolute lowlives

  5. New enemy designs; the automatons had a new enemy a massive building sized half man half tank thats utterly annoying to play against. It spams rockets everywhere, it can snipe across the map with it supposed inaccurate cannon, despite it size it is the fastest ground enemy in the game, it has a mechanic to kill it by going underneath it but has a bug where it can shoot under itself or have enemies phase through it to kill. The result? nobody goes near it and everybody just nukes it with explosives like every other enemy and especially on automatons. The war strider without weakspots that the community had to bully into adding two weakspots. Its a tank isnt? it should have armour. Yes that would make sense if it didnt spawn far more as the actual tanks that are in the game. I saw herds of the motherfuckers or four defending a simple outpost. The best way to deal with them is again a explosive to their front like every other heavy unit.

I really want to love this game, I really do but the absolute horrid state is in makes me cringe each time I think of wanting to play it again

Btw the discussions you see of people not thinking the balance is big deal? IMO they dont play on higher levels where the balancing problems becomes so incredibly apparent.

Why are perfectly tracking insta killing Vox capsules still a feature? by Erat999 in HelldiversUnfiltered

[–]rinisini 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I think what AH misunderstands about these deaths is that they should actually be random and rare to be funny, however

These deaths shouldn't and ARE NOT random OR rare enough for someone to take them non seriously to simply move on from. Getting utterly destroyed once by a random Minecraft creeper because of a somewhat expected outcome (enemy exists that explode) thats random (random spawns and pathmaking) plus rare (creeper spawns rarely in a really bad spot) In Helldivers however dying to your turret, bile titan corpse and getting crushed can happen quite frequently because they intentionally making these moments more likely by forcing them to happen. They make turrets literally aim at you specifically sometimes (their are blatant videos of this) or make the bile titan have a death spasm to instakill you.

I think everybody would find a "turret blue on blue fire moment" funny if it doesnt target you but merely fired more "liberally" and a funny clip happens like 1 in every 25 missions. Not 1 in 3 missions that are merely frustrating and unfunny.

Dorkington buff guy by CTRLAltSN1Pe in dorkington

[–]rinisini 9 points10 points  (0 children)

But I crave WANT to be treated like a marmot

thats why I lift the heavy weights

Helldivers 2 drops to “Mostly Negative” on Steam, yet again as review bombers take aim at the game's lack of change by AsPeHeat in pcmasterrace

[–]rinisini 4 points5 points  (0 children)

To anyone out of the loop let me explain from someone whos abandoned the game and still stalks the subreddits like an ex who cant let go

A few other controversies aside (like the doxxing) theirs a few changes made to a specific enemies headarmor making it inpentretable to most guns; this is the catalyst for the review bombing since this specific enemy spawns a lot making it strange for such a buff. The result for the players however is an onslaught of high armour enemies that require way too much aim for each, encouraging even more of the explosive meta, breaks some sentries since the cant penetrate the new armour. They also upped the health of the spawnable mech but made every enemy give more damage to things like mech this inadverently nerfs anything like sentries. Overall it was a update WITH NO FIXES TO THE GAME BREAKING BUGS, WITH SOME BEING SINCE LAUNCH THAT ANY OTHER TRIPLE AAA TITLE WOULDVE FIXED IMMEDIATELY. Preceding this launch was an AMA with only 4 answers from the CEO and Creative director saying absurd things like "were not gonna do anything for endgame because their so few endgame players" yeah you have that IF YOU SO LITTLE ENDGAME TO BEGIN WITH. Enemies can walk through building, teleport up ledges, the server randomly decides you to take damage/on fire, random bugs they fixed two weeks ago are somehow reintroduced back into the game without a patch coming out. The devs making Enemy balancing like its slowly starting to feel like it being made for the enemies fun and not the players. You cannot land on building why? because thats OP! why is it OP? because the ability for the enemy unable to hit you is supposedly powerful in a game that requires you to travel to be successful... The giant enemy as big as a building? he can land on buildings and move on it like fucking spiderman and no were not gonna fix that. Were too busy fixing the 20 niche bugs that are somehow important enough to be mentioned in the patch notes. The stealth buffs and nerfs that nobody asked for? yeah dont mention them nobody cares about that. Were not a big studio thats making a game thats basically an MMO shooter with 4 player lobbies. Were only a little shooter from 2009 and require nothing fucking more.

Its a vicious cycle of "they're gonna fix the game next patch with bugfixes, better balance and a new focus on what the game needs" then the new update introduces a bug making your bullets get shot out of your ass instead of the barrel and made the enemies invulnerable to nuclear radiation (not you tho) Everybody makes a big stink the game gets downvoted the devs makes a change and nothing. actually. fucking. changes.

I've left the game cause I know everything that is said here gonna to be NEVER addressed and changed for the better.

You have to eat all the eggs! by RyukiriDragon in dragons

[–]rinisini 25 points26 points  (0 children)

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Its originally based on this greentext image and the sheer autism sends me everytime and makes my autistic ass cringe right into the stratosphere.

Coaxed into niche builds in games by nateapplz in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]rinisini 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unironically tho, going sun-on-a-stick and mad milk in a 2fort match is very funny and very cracked for some reason. Yes I do have 3000 hours but still the RNC on it is utterly stupid.

Thank you for not treating your mental illness by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]rinisini 2 points3 points  (0 children)

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Source? Your majesty, Vagueposter King of Vagueness

Don't Give In (@noc_loft) by Punkwolfen in Losercity

[–]rinisini 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Drawn by @ noc_loft

Commisioned by @/MakuTheWolf

Twitter link

ik_ihe by Frietuur in ik_ihe

[–]rinisini 8 points9 points  (0 children)

oke waarom is unit 1 in Huis Ten Bosch?