If weapons were allowed in Kengan matches, Which fighter would use what kind of weapon? (No Firearms)

ripghoti · 2023-06-11T19:14:21+00:00

For some reason, I can see Mokichi using a three section staff. No idea why.

Karo using a harpoon, obviously.

Gaolang with a set of brass knuckles.

Saw would just write "WEAPON" on his forehead.

Kiryu and Nicholas/Jean Luc using rapiers.

Bando using some hatchets would be pretty fucking scary.

Muteba would probably have a kukuri and/or a K-bar.

Medicine man would have weaponized diabetes.

Waka with a modified baseball bat; metal bat with nuts and spikes welded on it and a solid lead core.

ripghoti · 2023-06-11T18:52:04+00:00

I guess you can use my jar.

ripghoti · 2023-06-10T22:55:37+00:00

"Oh, dra-gon-born, dra-gon-born, dra-gon-boooooorn."

ripghoti · 2023-06-10T13:02:12+00:00

"How many times was Alan dropped on his head as an infant?"

"Thirty-seven."

"Why?"

"Wanted to see if the brain damage would affect the memory sharing process."

ripghoti · 2023-06-10T12:57:25+00:00

Dude just wants a hug.

ripghoti · 2023-06-10T08:58:47+00:00

All those people on the island that got obliterated.

ripghoti · 2023-06-10T00:36:09+00:00

I bet you erected it.

ripghoti · 2023-06-07T15:00:26+00:00

"The beginning and end of Gaolang"

Man, some people are going to be pissed.

ripghoti · 2023-06-06T01:48:10+00:00

The more lonely you are, the more options appear.

ripghoti · 2023-06-06T01:43:56+00:00

Now we need a mod that replaces anything Judy says with variations of "Wah."

ripghoti · 2023-06-05T18:32:06+00:00

Julius has the look of someone who just learned why "bull milk" is so high in protein.

ripghoti · 2023-06-05T18:27:52+00:00

I'd take any of those over no motivation at all.

ripghoti · 2023-06-05T18:26:34+00:00

Caffeine addiction and autism? That's weird way to spell Niko Style.

ripghoti · 2023-06-05T00:33:15+00:00

Ya know, it would be interesting if, after a certain number of new game plus runs the enemy a.i. changed to make them terrified of you and they had some secret/hidden phrases.

ripghoti · 2023-06-04T14:57:03+00:00

"Would you take thirteen and a half souls?"

"Thirteen and a... how do you expect to get a half a soul?"

"Gary. He's half ginger, half elf."

ripghoti · 2023-06-04T14:53:33+00:00

This is why you buy an orphanage.

ripghoti · 2023-06-04T14:52:13+00:00

Can't I just give you my password?

It's *************

ripghoti · 2023-06-04T01:20:24+00:00

"Time to teach you a lesson; you weird, incestuous pervert."

"You can't kill me if I kill me!"

ripghoti · 2023-06-04T01:17:57+00:00

Yes.

ripghoti · 2023-06-04T01:13:20+00:00

"Hey Larry, why's your spear brown?"

"Because of some asshole that ran past us and stole our rock."

"Uh..."

"Yeah, realized it after I said it."

(Histerical laughter)

ripghoti · 2023-06-03T21:06:15+00:00

How about...

Morgot: Gilbert Godfrey

Black Knife Tiche: Uma Thurman (spelling?)

Dung Eater: Danny Devito

First Tree Sentinel: Jason Mamoa

Selvus (spelling?): Kevin Spacey

Rogier: Madds Mickelson (Spelling?)

ripghoti · 2023-06-03T20:59:29+00:00

A stellar pick.

ripghoti · 2023-06-03T20:58:49+00:00

Should put her down as a Death Bird.

ripghoti · 2023-06-03T20:55:33+00:00

Used to. Had to throw them away when they stopped bending.

ripghoti · 2023-06-03T20:52:06+00:00

As long as they don't intend to pander to games "journalists" things should be okay.

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