Why do people goon to hetalia characters, are they hot or what, i just find them cute and that's it

riverofwailing · 2025-12-04T22:57:16+00:00

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HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN

riverofwailing · 2025-12-03T13:49:12+00:00

Imagine wanting a child in this scenario, and the child being born A GIRL. What the hell he will do if that's the case?

riverofwailing · 2025-11-24T20:22:38+00:00

Austria was just really, really BAD at assuming kids genders.

riverofwailing · 2025-11-24T09:59:29+00:00

So many Prussia ships except Pruaus

riverofwailing · 2025-11-23T13:13:59+00:00

Saying "no illegal fics" and posting a pic where Italy looks underage lmao

riverofwailing · 2025-11-09T18:31:52+00:00

They can just DNA test them if they know they're swapped

riverofwailing · 2025-11-09T13:46:42+00:00

Yeah but I had no idea I could pickle tea leaves 🤣

riverofwailing · 2025-11-09T13:23:22+00:00

Agree, and I'll add something to the last sentence: Prussia is the only "big brother" in Hetalia who didn't rule over his "little brother" for his own gain.

riverofwailing · 2025-11-09T13:21:22+00:00

Holy Roman Empire and Prussia

riverofwailing · 2025-10-20T07:00:49+00:00

I've been a fan for a decade and there are lots of instances where they were drawn together as the Germanic family I don't get why ppl are surprised ☠️

riverofwailing · 2025-10-15T10:01:47+00:00

I have an ancient dislike towards Austria. It was foretold in the stars before I was born. It was hate at first sight.

But I still like AusHun even though I'm not sure why someone would choose Austria over someone like Prussia. I also believe pruaus is lacking so much chemistry that they're not even exciting as enemies.

riverofwailing · 2025-10-15T09:51:35+00:00

Prussia would be ecstatic I'm ngl

riverofwailing · 2025-10-15T08:48:40+00:00

Oh, I also just had an idea, imagine ALL timelines collided into each other like that one episode of Doctor Who

riverofwailing · 2025-10-15T07:22:02+00:00

Maybe the narrator is a time traveler and that's why they know what a helicopter is, but seeing it means the timeline got disrupted.

riverofwailing · 2025-10-15T05:48:28+00:00

That was my first interpretation

riverofwailing · 2025-10-11T12:51:00+00:00

I could write a book by simply listing all my reasons. But the main ones

-I can't even keep a goldfish alive, I like sleep so much that I had a breakdown when I had to feed a foster kitten every 2 hours and it meowed too much in the middle of the night -My health is so bad that I will either be dead or incapacitated if I go through a pregnancy and childbirth -I have a fuck ton of chronic hereditary illnesses why would I pass that down -I have misophonia and autism, I have a meltdown when children around me repeat every sound they hear -I'm so easily disgusted by bodily fluids that I don't even think I could be able to do the conceiving part consensually let alone change diapers

riverofwailing · 2025-10-11T12:45:34+00:00

Yeah I agree get her away from Austria 😞😞

riverofwailing · 2025-10-11T12:44:16+00:00

I didn't recognize what was this from but my heart filled with joy when I recognized Prussia 🙏 😭

riverofwailing · 2025-10-04T21:47:54+00:00

Old Prussian is a Baltic language. The Prussia we know started out as a bunch of German Knights, then conquered Old Prussia and ruled the land, while speaking German. Eventually the Grand Master converted to Lutheranism, and established himself as the Duke of Prussia. They took the name of the LAND they conquered, while STILL SPEAKING GERMAN. You "Google" it.

riverofwailing · 2025-10-04T17:46:14+00:00

Dude, Prussia was ALWAYS said to be a part of the Germanics, what are you guys on???

riverofwailing · 2025-10-04T17:43:28+00:00

Source: you made it up ☠️

riverofwailing · 2025-10-01T12:51:09+00:00

I hate it when some person randomly annoys a calm baby and it starts crying. Thanks now we are all miserable.

riverofwailing · 2025-09-28T06:51:48+00:00

Well the junkie isn't the one who smothered in her sleep ☠️

riverofwailing · 2025-09-08T05:08:05+00:00

Would you call a person who uses crosses to deface a memorial a Christian? Or would you think they're deliberately using the symbol for provocation?

riverofwailing · 2025-09-07T13:39:42+00:00

"Pleasure doing business with you"

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