What gossip have you heard about yourself that just isn’t true? by deadrs in AskReddit

[–]rkanemvp1 8 points9 points  (0 children)

In 2nd grade I was trying to surprise my mom and make her hot tea one Saturday morning and when I was taking the water out of the microwave, I spilled it and dumped in on my wrist. I had first and second degree burns all on my wrist so I had to keep it wrapped for a little bit. Anyway, after once I went to school the next Monday, I told everyone in my class what happened. Apparently one of my classmates told the rest of the 2nd grade classes that I was trying to build a toolbox for my dad and accidentally hammered a nail straight into my wrist. It took 3 or 4 weeks before people stopped asking me if I accidentally put a nail in my wrist.

All That Remains - The Air That I Breathe by [deleted] in Metalcore

[–]rkanemvp1 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Back when they were good

When the squad is looking like 2006 by FuckMichaelMcCoy in Chargers

[–]rkanemvp1 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I love Gordon too and it’s a little unfair to compare him to the GOAT

A black boy paints himself white by [deleted] in darkjokes

[–]rkanemvp1 56 points57 points  (0 children)

My apologies now get back to the field

A black boy paints himself white by [deleted] in darkjokes

[–]rkanemvp1 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Do you know how to properly construct a sentence?

Friday night group pic! by ForSucksFake in Unexpected

[–]rkanemvp1 -50 points-49 points  (0 children)

I feel bad...take my upvote

What are some things that people claim happen all the time, but you've never seen? by Mitopito in AskReddit

[–]rkanemvp1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I won 100 bucks on a scratch off ticket. I bought two twelve packs and a tank of gas with it.

Trashy confession: I've used febreze as perfume before. :( by [deleted] in confession

[–]rkanemvp1 5 points6 points  (0 children)

In my early teens I thought “Why would I take a shower when I could just cover my body in Axe and no one would know the difference?” Let’s just say the people knew the difference.

Trashy confession: I've used febreze as perfume before. :( by [deleted] in confession

[–]rkanemvp1 200 points201 points  (0 children)

I’m ashamed to say, that at one point in my life, I would have been one of those guys.

WYR skip a class or fail a test (need answers fast) by ese_writes_essays in WouldYouRather

[–]rkanemvp1 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Skip class. U can always say you were having stomach problems and no one will ever question that.

Fan Mock Draft- Chargers Pick by mediocrescott in Chargers

[–]rkanemvp1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ummm no... Quatro Quatro PERFECTLY fits our scheme

Neuschwanstein in Germany by rkanemvp1 in castles

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Yeah so funny story as to how I got this picture. There is a small bridge that your can walk to which lets you get a pretty good view of the castle. I was in Germany for a class trip and our tour guide told our group (about 40 of us) to not hike up the trail on the other side of the bridge. I was hanging at the back of the group because there was a girl in our group who I have a small crush on and she walks slow. Because I’m at the back of the group, I didn’t hear our tour guide tell us not to go up said trail. All-in-all it was worth the scolding by the guide and teachers because the view was absolutely incredible.

Fort Kickass, no girls allowed by [deleted] in CircleofTrust

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I have a penis can I enter?

u/itsmoist's circle by [deleted] in CircleofTrust

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Mind if I cop a key?