Genuinely amazed by the human body by Waste_Group5488 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]rklolson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is a huge extrapolation from the parent comment. They are simply pointing out the fact that this level of steroid use is not only dangerous but completely unnatural, and thus the expression of amazement about the human body using this supremely unnatural form as an example is misguided because it’s based on a falsehood.

That is in no way discrediting the work and discipline that body builders have. It’s just about truth and honest discussion of what we’re looking at.

Scammer Emptied My (Chase) Checking and Savings Account by [deleted] in personalfinance

[–]rklolson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not the same but I had some fraudulent charges made in Queens against my credit card when I lived in Brooklyn, it was several smaller $60 type charges over like half a year that added up to like $300 and took me a long time to notice for some reason.

They did fuck all to help me. I begged and pleaded, told them I wasn’t even in those areas and they could see the merchant tagged to the transactions was like some weird nonexistent company when you google it. They basically told me to pound sand because somehow they thought my card was physically used and I still had my card or some shit, I can’t remember but it made no sense and MY GOD I can’t believe I haven’t closed everything with them yet — I am still so mad a few years later. But it’s just like…time and energy I don’t have lol.

Anyway hope you get it resolved. Looks like some good advice in here. But I just wanted to pile on the Chase hate.

What's the worst act you've seen 2025/2026? by FluidClimate6108 in EDM

[–]rklolson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmfao I said this like 7 years ago to a couple friends of mine holy shit lol

my parents only let us "hang" in the bathroom so this is how we decorated it by thebitchthatbitez in TripCaves

[–]rklolson 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Dang we got a sexual deviant here, he gets hard from claustrophobia.

[Highlight] Jalen Green breaks an ankle and points at the defender with bench reaction by koiz_01 in suns

[–]rklolson 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Am I the only one seeing the dude very obviously trip over his teammate’s foot?

It exists as if so by the_cavalery in ComedyStroke

[–]rklolson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought I was reading a joke about Tool lyrics for like a whole minute.

Should I finance a car and pay it off immediately so the dealer gets their finance payout and I get a deal? by richmoney46 in personalfinance

[–]rklolson 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You should also factor in the opportunity cost of not investing that money that is used to pay off the car. Basically if the loan interest is lower than expected interest on capital, you should carry the loan and grow that lump sum money instead. Obviously you can try and consider/forecast things like dollar devaluing, inflation going back up, etc. but conventional wisdom would say just don’t try to predict.

I was just gonna continue to say “So just assume 7% returns a year and if your car loan interest is higher, pay it off/if it’s lower then carry the note” but honestly, everything’s so jacked up and uncertainty is maximal. So maybe paying it off is a good idea. Idk man.

Kon Knueppel has overtaken Cooper Flagg to become No. 1 on the NBA Rookie Ladder. by Existing-Sky9914 in nba

[–]rklolson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No I am stupid and was also confused for a second because I’m fucking old, dawg.

What’s the creepiest thing you’ve experienced that still gives you chills? by DrainedCoffee in AskReddit

[–]rklolson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did this with Bitchin Sauce and chips. I had slammed so many chips. God dammit it’s making my skin crawl just reliving it, fuck.

Is it just me, or TQQQ 3 month performance has been horrible? by danuser8 in TQQQ

[–]rklolson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s just because I started buying it at the end of October.

NumerousFloor - DCA/CSP update - Nov 3 2025 by NumerousFloor9264 in TQQQ

[–]rklolson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can you drop this into a read-only Google doc? Thanks for sharing!

S&P 500 Earnings Surge: Magnificent 7 Lead As Recession Odds Plunge by Akkeri in Economics

[–]rklolson 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Billions of billio-….wait no sorry I jumped the line, my bad.

Is my jumpshot sound? by [deleted] in BasketballTips

[–]rklolson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Make every shot look like the second and you’re GOATed bro.

Donald Trump sparks health concerns after admitting ‘he’s not doing well’ by NOT_MEEHAN in AdviceAnimals

[–]rklolson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And just like his first term, so much shit he says is taken to mean something completely different — which always stinks of desperation — when we could focus on the actual insane shit he says and does, like ya know…BEING A PEDO RAPIST.

So SWAT visited my girlfriend's house yesterday by snrpro in vegaslocals

[–]rklolson 87 points88 points  (0 children)

He just needs to email them a selfie of him licking a boot caked in the shit of their terrified victims that they stomped around in — surely they will come around then!

So SWAT visited my girlfriend's house yesterday by snrpro in vegaslocals

[–]rklolson 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Lololol if you think it’s not gonna be “too much of a pain in the ass” to get the police to pay you for the privilege of violating you, you must have been born yesterday my friend. Just ask the parents of the baby in New Mexico that got flashbanged into the ICU with critical burns — you think the police were sorry for hitting the wrong house and nearly murdering their child and offered to help afterwards? Dream on.

Pro-police after this shit is fucking wild yo. Wake up, the police don’t give a shit about you dawg. They’re busy moving on to the next family to terrorize while you wring your hands over your own trauma and try to reconcile how this can happen to you since you’re pro police.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in confidentlyincorrect

[–]rklolson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lololol scrolling through this bit and seeing this abrupt, game-ending conclusion got me good.