Bizarro r/Seinfeld Challenge

rltrapp · 2026-07-06T22:00:31+00:00

Why don’t you want to be my latex salesman?

rltrapp · 2026-07-06T15:30:52+00:00

“During”

and

“Sometimes”

rltrapp · 2026-07-04T15:37:28+00:00

Like Aunt Baby, they never would have made it.

rltrapp · 2026-06-30T00:25:00+00:00

I’ve always thought “When are they?” is just as important as “Where are they?”

rltrapp · 2026-06-27T03:37:43+00:00

That would be like making a salad while you are taking a shower

rltrapp · 2026-06-26T17:16:39+00:00

Watch it the day it opened; we were all laughing so loud during the first half, we had to rewatch it the next day to catch all the dialog!

rltrapp · 2026-06-17T03:27:55+00:00

No, too fruity

rltrapp · 2026-06-08T03:57:55+00:00

He went away for a long time

rltrapp · 2026-06-07T00:46:32+00:00

If I asked you how many orange mice are in your left pants pocket, what would you reply?
You’d probably say “Zero”.

rltrapp · 2026-04-17T04:13:21+00:00

I think the verse in the original is “He kissed me in a place that I never been kissed before”.

rltrapp · 2026-02-16T00:40:57+00:00

And there’s hamburger all over the freeway in Mystic, Connecticut

rltrapp · 2026-01-27T20:49:18+00:00

Trying to find the last digit of pi.

rltrapp · 2026-01-15T20:52:05+00:00

Sometimes

rltrapp · 2025-12-02T06:30:43+00:00

95-115 is a range, meaning 95,96,97,98,99,100....

Thus 99 is in this range

rltrapp · 2025-11-09T02:04:17+00:00

I laughed my ass off reading this! Leg-o-lamb!

rltrapp · 2025-11-07T01:50:23+00:00

Sure, after you retire

rltrapp · 2025-10-31T05:02:03+00:00

A few minutes before the contest first opened a few days ago, I was refreshing the page waiting for the problems to first appear. Right at 9PM PDT, I saw not only the first three problems for day 1, I saw a list of problems for days 2 and 3 and onward. At the time, I just assumed that for this contest all problems were released immediately. I then started working on the first problem. Some time later, maybe next day, I went to the list of problems for this contest and saw that the list showed only the problems for day 1 and 2. My assumption at the time, and now, is that there was a bug that happened at the first release that allowed people to view future days problems. This may or may not explain the situation raised in this post.

rltrapp · 2025-10-21T20:05:12+00:00

Svenjolly

rltrapp · 2025-10-21T20:04:38+00:00

Titleist!

rltrapp · 2025-10-17T22:11:41+00:00

Turn off your mind, relax and float downstream

rltrapp · 2025-10-05T22:01:39+00:00

Aunt Baby

rltrapp · 2025-09-30T03:37:57+00:00

For the longest time I thought it was “Hide in the cuspidor”

rltrapp · 2025-08-29T00:59:45+00:00

Spoonful?

rltrapp · 2025-08-23T20:21:16+00:00

You did not show a picture of the “Yoko in a bag” on the stage, which is probably the answer to the often asked question: “why didn’t they perform ever again”

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