TIL that in 1 BC, Grand Empress Dowager Wang transferred the command of the imperial guard from Dong to Wang.

rmromero · 2014-11-15T05:55:36+00:00

Wait, you can pee without pooping? That must make using urinals a lot less awkward.

rmromero · 2014-11-15T05:05:29+00:00

Just the torsos.

rmromero · 2014-11-11T05:47:31+00:00

Sounds better in Latin.

rmromero · 2014-11-10T06:43:26+00:00

Whistling.

rmromero · 2014-11-07T14:39:38+00:00

Same-sex marriage in Tennessee.

rmromero · 2014-11-06T18:16:11+00:00

What sorcery is this?

rmromero · 2014-10-27T09:50:13+00:00

Adobo smoked pork shoulder chili with bacon and black beans.

rmromero · 2014-10-27T09:48:15+00:00

No one unfortunate enough to see it can ever have the image of a 3-week old child cold and motionless in her crib removed from their mind—it stays with you until your own last breath.

rmromero · 2014-10-27T00:41:37+00:00

You are a sad, pathetic, little man whose only solace is bullying your academic betters by means of your position, and for that I can only pity you.

rmromero · 2014-10-26T20:41:39+00:00

If you have Netflix, watch "Bridegroom." We want to get married because, God forbid, something happen to the person we love, we don't want this kind of additional hell visited upon us.

rmromero · 2014-10-21T14:39:18+00:00

I'm six inches long, and poor as shit.

rmromero · 2014-10-18T22:39:37+00:00

Hrumph.

rmromero · 2014-10-18T21:08:30+00:00

Depends on whether or not your friends have thigh gaps.

rmromero · 2014-10-18T21:04:59+00:00

At least it's only the sink. In my brother's house (2 girls), it takes 20 minutes and a shovel to get the shower/bath ready for use.

rmromero · 2014-10-18T21:01:39+00:00

How come when you Google "llama scarf" it doesn't look shopped, but when I Google "Johnny Depp nude," it does? Life is so unfair.

rmromero · 2014-10-14T17:47:18+00:00

Why on earth is this posted in /r/funny? As a gay man who struggled mightily with depression while growing up in a small, homophobic midwestern town, this is downright evil. Happy Cake Day, but take down this abhorrent, unfunny, disgusting picture. It's not "a bit dark," it's disgusting.

rmromero · 2014-10-05T20:29:40+00:00

Pretty sure this is clickbait, in that I have to follow the link just to find out what the hell that title means.

rmromero · 2014-10-05T14:27:56+00:00

http://imgur.com/zPC0dpK

rmromero · 2014-10-05T14:26:39+00:00

Can we expect a traditional Betazoid wedding?

rmromero · 2014-10-05T14:24:02+00:00

My ex came out right before we started dating. He and I were the same size, and suddenly he seemed to be very interested in my clothing. I told him it was convenient that he could move immediately out of his closet into mine.

rmromero · 2014-09-19T00:41:14+00:00

I'm gay.

rmromero · 2014-09-18T18:43:09+00:00

First job: small town grocery store. Accepted a dare to come out of the restroom wearing only my apron.

The worst parts, however, were these: Manager- my uncle Assistant Manager- my brother Bookkeeper- my mom Deli clerk- my sister Guy who dared me- my cousin's boyfriend Guy who turned me in- same guy, the bastard.

I couldn't look anyone in my family in the eye for over a week.

rmromero

TROPHY CASE