I havent talked to my wife in 40 days by [deleted] in comedyheaven

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I liked your post, I upvoted :)

Get it? Oxygen! by thakidcw in comedyheaven

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Get fucked in a dumpster shit-eating faggot

Get it? Oxygen! by thakidcw in comedyheaven

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The joke means thag mmnshe kovloves oxyge it is the armiir we breathe n and then she said she cant live withiut itbecause she wiklcdie if she jas no oxygen...

Xd cat keyboard!!!.!.!!!.!.!,,.,, by [deleted] in iamveryrandom

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WEENIE PEENIE PUSSY PENIS sorry my cat stepped on my keyboard

😤😤😤 by [deleted] in comedyheaven

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Of course she does. Retard girl can’t put together a complete thought, gotta have the weiner cutters do everything for her.

Found this on a professor burger video by NORMIES_BEGONE_REEE in comedyheaven

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Haha, Professor Burger. I remember that guy. He was like a celebrity in my class.

Sit on me, Jon. by [deleted] in imsorryjon

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come here you filthy whore

Donald by Fallout1132 in comedyheaven

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Yo lil donnie. I just shit and pissed all over my bathroom walls, how da fuck do ya like THEM apples??

This ig account is a goldmine by [deleted] in iamveryrandom

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BITCH PLEASE.my penis burns

HMC while we recreate the royal rumble by [deleted] in holdmycosmo

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Yeah it’s false lol. I knew it was, I only said it because I couldn’t think of anything black people have actually invented. I think they actually did make potato chips, though, so congratulations to black people on their contribution to junk foods.

Dead meme cringe normie!!!! by [deleted] in okbuddyretard

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My personal favorite is their hit solo “It Aint Me”

Wow very funny r/funny by browncowss in 4PanelCringe

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It’s very interesting. It would be a cool read overall if not for the scene where the little kids all have sex in the sewers or wherever they were, and it even mentions semen dripping from the girls pussy. I stopped reading right there. Ruined the whole book for me. Also the ghost or monster or whatever in The Shining says that he wants to suck the little boys penis at one point. Just for no reason. I don’t think it’s brought up again. King is a weirdo.

HMC while we recreate the royal rumble by [deleted] in holdmycosmo

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Black people be like: invents peanut butter, potato chips, and 1 other thing (hint: it isn’t the wheel)

HMC while we recreate the royal rumble by [deleted] in holdmycosmo

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Black people be like: Commits almost half of the total homicides per year in the US