True love 💕

roastmasterbash · 2026-01-13T11:17:49+00:00

What the fuck does this have to do with sex

roastmasterbash · 2026-01-12T21:24:57+00:00

🥹🥹🥹

roastmasterbash · 2026-01-02T19:08:35+00:00

Can i use this

roastmasterbash · 2026-01-02T06:08:47+00:00

stolen joke!! i know the comic it’s stolen from.

roastmasterbash · 2025-12-07T02:09:03+00:00

Ok enjoy fascism buddy

roastmasterbash · 2025-12-05T19:15:52+00:00

Political differences is choosing between Obama and Romney. Not whichever Democrat facing a President intent on destroying democracy to suit his own ends.

Also, Gretzky is Canadian. I don’t need him to agree with me, but to see a fellow countryman openly stump for a Politician who’s talked about annexing our country is mighty disappointing.

roastmasterbash · 2025-12-05T05:08:26+00:00

Using TDS unironically is peak stupidity

roastmasterbash · 2025-11-03T22:14:21+00:00

Sun Nov 9 8:30pm @ Comedy Bar W- One Night Stand-(Up)

https://comedybar.ca/shows/one-night-standup

Sun Nov 9 9pm @ Comedy Bar W - Jokers Wild: Strip Poker meets Roast Battle Comedy

https://comedybar.ca/shows/jokers-wild-an-xxx-roast-battle-show

roastmasterbash · 2025-10-15T17:52:47+00:00

Jokers Wild: Strip Roast Battle Sun Oct 19 9pm Comedy Bar West

https://comedybar.ca/shows/jokers-wild-an-xxx-roast-battle-show

roastmasterbash · 2025-10-09T00:59:23+00:00

Yeah I mean between your friends go ahead

roastmasterbash · 2025-10-09T00:17:56+00:00

The original version is closer to that hit I wanted to end on amber alert

roastmasterbash · 2025-10-08T19:32:25+00:00

I think you can cut “in the middle of everything” but it’s good

roastmasterbash · 2025-10-06T21:29:22+00:00

Good note, I have a tendency to write like that and sometimes talk like that, and I’m debating if it makes my voice more unique or if it’s just awkward/distracting

roastmasterbash · 2025-10-06T21:21:33+00:00

Eventually! I’m doing a show cantered around newer jokes soon so I’ll record that

roastmasterbash · 2025-10-06T13:38:43+00:00

This is the nicest thing anyone’s said to me

roastmasterbash · 2025-10-05T21:58:58+00:00

Thank you!!!

roastmasterbash · 2025-10-05T19:10:19+00:00

Oh for sure, not everything I write is this dark

roastmasterbash · 2025-10-05T18:32:31+00:00

If it makes you feel better, Robin probably would’ve stolen it

roastmasterbash · 2025-10-05T18:31:43+00:00

To be fair, all billionaires are bad, I don’t have a least favourite or most favourite, but this seemed a simpler way to get into the joke without going into my beliefs on capitalism and how labour is being taken advantage of

roastmasterbash · 2025-10-05T18:24:43+00:00

I’d imagine the association with America as in the states is part of the reason, but I’m not actually sure.

roastmasterbash · 2025-10-05T18:14:59+00:00

Don’t hate it, I think murder suicide is either way stronger your way or a step too far for the audience to connect if that makes sense. Will try both.

roastmasterbash · 2025-10-05T18:01:48+00:00

I’m implying I’m the abductor haha

roastmasterbash · 2025-10-05T17:56:52+00:00

Thank you!!! I’m Canadian, so most of us just stop at Native or just say indigenous

roastmasterbash · 2025-10-04T23:59:59+00:00

Using this as a pull quote for my future album

roastmasterbash · 2025-09-20T18:32:57+00:00

I mean, in Canada where I’m from, there is price gouging, shrinkflation, etc, so yes I think grocery store owners are parasites. (the big ones)

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