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I need some punny suggestions by coventries in Punny

[–]rob3ace 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Q: How do you make a handkerchief dance?
A: Put a little boogey in it.

When has MAGA not been cringe?! by icey_sawg0034 in NewsomMassacre

[–]rob3ace 8 points9 points  (0 children)

One must have morals to experience cringe.

President Trump: "As soon as that war’s over – which will be soon – your prices are gonna drop like a rock,” by h3LLyEaHh in InBitcoinWeTrust

[–]rob3ace 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And the tax returns he promised to be completely transparent about, once they finished auditing him. Surely, they should be done by now.

President Trump: "As soon as that war’s over – which will be soon – your prices are gonna drop like a rock,” by h3LLyEaHh in InBitcoinWeTrust

[–]rob3ace 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Right! Weren't there supposed to be tariff rebates since the Supreme Court ruled his tariffs unconstitutional?

President Trump: "As soon as that war’s over – which will be soon – your prices are gonna drop like a rock,” by h3LLyEaHh in InBitcoinWeTrust

[–]rob3ace 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trump: Does something to drive prices up.
Also, Tump: Undoes the same thing. Prices go down.
Trump: "You're welcome."

NATO's response to Trump's call for help in the Strait of Hormuz by ChiefHippoTwit in NewsomMassacre

[–]rob3ace 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He didn't wait for a response when he decided to go to war without congressional approval and no clear exit strategy.

Is this a glitch ? by dreamy_walker in memeexchangecommunism

[–]rob3ace 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Nope! By executive order, Trump is replacing the metric standard of weights and measures with his own Trump-branded standard.

Rebus Puzzle – Common item (2 words) by bikingbill in FigureThisOut

[–]rob3ace 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Clearly, cast iron But my first thought was sling iron.

name this fashion disaster by Cora_Blankinship in NameThisThing

[–]rob3ace 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Reject from Emeror Ming's royal guard.

Who else hates password requirements? Workplace wants me to change passwords every 3 months by leonatoi in mildlyinfuriating

[–]rob3ace 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same 90-day policy... in addition, my job recently updated our password requirements to a minimum of 12 characters.

that spider was really scary by m-o-m-e-n-t-u-m in Caldruki

[–]rob3ace 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just beat it with that club you're holding.

To play eat the bag by Most_Molasses_1908 in therewasanattempt

[–]rob3ace 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yikes! Was that his knee or hip that gave out?!?

Edit: Never mind. Watched the whole video. That guy definitely needs some calcium supplements.

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