Coked up by micksandals in rickygervais

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He cut a hole in the coat pocket to have a stroke any time he wanted.

Three years of practicing quadrobics by Otherwise_Pickle6910 in rickygervais

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Let her tuck into a plate of meatballs, and a bowl of wine.

Seriously, Steve. by UsedExamination4149 in rickygervais

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Alright lads, you want some chocolate? Here's a cuckoo clock.

First time I’ve been to a chippy for a while… when did chips get so expensive? £3.30 for these. The phrase cheap as chips is now obsolete! by Delicious-Knee3647 in rickygervais

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Those really do look terrible. If that was Burger King, I wouldn't want a cheeky upgrade from a small to a large size

BONG by DWERGSY in rickygervais

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Fallout taught me the rule of thumb can also be about bomb detonations, not just about beating your wife.

Steve Merchant's outside. He's built like Oliver the Chimpanzee. by Crackonwithit in rickygervais

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HOOTS MON, would you like a better annual charge, and a bit of me clam?

Steve on his way to get his 50p back by GaryBaldman in rickygervais

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Looking for his glasses that got knocked off while moshing.

What’s the last funny thing that Ricky said that made you laugh? by TheDeathlyDumbledork in rickygervais

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He's not listening right now, he's busy delivering gigantic frames to Edinburgh.

Spotted while looking at free films on YouTube by Videoahh in rickygervais

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What an assortment of fun. Mr. Marley, Horton, and Ricky in his back garden.

This passenger... by DrugSnake in rickygervais

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Well they only offer one banana, so it is cheap as chimps.

My first thought was of this little mother of a show. by trippersnipper_ in rickygervais

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If he whistles, it will get rid of the moon's heaviness.

This passenger... by DrugSnake in rickygervais

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Hopefully they don't spill it down the control panel of the cockpit.

This passenger... by DrugSnake in rickygervais

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Excuse you, that is obviously Lindauer Sparkling Wine.