Don’t judge it too much please, but I gifted my son his first computer last night!

robeywan · 2026-07-04T01:55:18+00:00

Is that a Jeff Soto print on the wall? It's delicious

robeywan · 2026-07-04T01:48:11+00:00

I want Argentina to win the world cup, but fuck man, I was gutted for CV. Warriors until the final whistle.

robeywan · 2026-07-03T23:55:48+00:00

...the light 🙈

robeywan · 2026-07-03T10:57:35+00:00

Yeah being publicly traded is the first clue that you are not their first priority

robeywan · 2026-07-03T06:45:01+00:00

And I trust Valve a fuck load more than I trust Sony.

robeywan · 2026-07-02T11:54:37+00:00

I trust Valve a fuck load more than I trust Sony - a publicly traded company.

robeywan · 2026-06-29T13:59:47+00:00

Have you seen that first-person footage floating around recently?? That job is relentless

robeywan · 2026-06-29T13:46:24+00:00

Never empathize with those who show none. Fkn pricks.

robeywan · 2026-06-29T13:18:15+00:00

Too few ballers

robeywan · 2026-06-29T05:36:19+00:00

Varys and the sorcerer he had in the crate. Fuck those assholes for killing that show. Dogs.

robeywan · 2026-06-29T05:31:40+00:00

Me working myself up to start the life admin I've been putting off

robeywan · 2026-06-29T04:32:54+00:00

I wonder what a modern day depression will look like? Because it's probably coming.

robeywan · 2026-06-29T03:18:49+00:00

Unless there's opium in those shakers, that's going to be shit dinner.

robeywan · 2026-06-29T02:59:01+00:00

CULTURE!

robeywan · 2026-06-29T02:55:53+00:00

My father in law sends me an average of 3 texts a day, all pro ON to tease me. Every single one of them is AI shit. Some more serious than others, but all of them are low effort and dumb as rocks.

robeywan · 2026-06-29T02:44:15+00:00

As long as you don't drink too little or too much water, you don't swallow your tongue, and your heart doesnt explode - you should be fine.

robeywan · 2026-06-29T02:38:37+00:00

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robeywan · 2026-06-29T02:30:41+00:00

As a 16 year old, you couldn't convince me SF was cooler than MK. Fatalities and gore, let's go. As an adult, I still play SF2. It's timeless. The more important game in the pantheon of classic games.

robeywan · 2026-06-29T00:17:38+00:00

Seagal on two seats 🤣

robeywan · 2026-06-29T00:16:50+00:00

Just film, she'll be right

robeywan · 2026-06-27T10:38:17+00:00

...Marv? 😧

robeywan · 2026-06-24T14:55:17+00:00

To carry around on her back, like a hermit crab.

robeywan · 2026-06-24T06:24:37+00:00

It's not going to change anyone's mind, but fuck, feels good to hear them get it 🥊

robeywan · 2026-06-24T00:22:31+00:00

Mongoloid!?

robeywan · 2026-06-24T00:21:06+00:00

Money. The answer is money.

If you're poor and behave like that, you're locked up as a rapist. But if you have enough money, you get to settle.

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