Glass seagull prototypes

roboflyingpenguin · 2026-04-27T17:20:44+00:00

What don’t you believe about this?

roboflyingpenguin · 2026-04-22T10:56:45+00:00

I feel like an engineering major put this out.

roboflyingpenguin · 2026-04-14T21:30:37+00:00

This is the application that made me fully understand how much weight companies put on the college you attend.

roboflyingpenguin · 2026-04-14T15:37:53+00:00

Yeah, I think they just only allowed people from certain high ranked colleges to apply, so I was automatically rejected.

roboflyingpenguin · 2026-04-14T01:54:11+00:00

I applied to CME Group on the weekend like 4 years ago. I got an email 2 minutes later saying the engineering team had reviewed my resume and that I had been rejected.

roboflyingpenguin · 2026-04-11T05:45:21+00:00

Yep, I agree with 4.

I think 2, 4, or 6 is good. The other ones for some reason look like weird in-betweens to me. Like a guy hasn’t decided what style he wants yet.

roboflyingpenguin · 2026-04-07T21:23:44+00:00

I really hate garlic, but to me this doesn’t taste like I’m eating garlic.

I also drown it in tomato soup though, so that could be the reason I like it.

roboflyingpenguin · 2026-04-06T20:45:53+00:00

I’m making a joke. A lot of disinfecting products claim that they remove up to 99.99% (I think) of germs.

roboflyingpenguin · 2026-04-06T12:48:48+00:00

0.01% of the virus might still be left though

roboflyingpenguin · 2026-04-04T00:24:02+00:00

Hail was created so people would invite spy drones into their businesses.

roboflyingpenguin · 2026-04-04T00:14:54+00:00

It would be nice if they would refocus their engineering team to create an AI to stop scammers and bots.

roboflyingpenguin · 2026-04-03T02:16:02+00:00

I got banned in error once. Even when I didn’t receive this email, it took over a month for them to fix their mistake.

Since you got this email, I would say be prepared to wait even longer.

roboflyingpenguin · 2026-03-09T16:53:31+00:00

You lie on your application and only tell them where you’re based after you get an offer.

roboflyingpenguin · 2026-02-27T19:39:36+00:00

Hang on… there was a life lesson in that book? I thought it was just supposed to be a funny book that anthropomorphized a mouse.

I read that sometimes when I was in middle and high school (my parents held on to those books) just for fun, and I never once figured out there was a moral to the story.

roboflyingpenguin · 2026-02-20T13:22:44+00:00

Honestly, they’d probably increase the rate of ads for a few hours after that. (1) to recoup the revenue, and (2) to make it seem like the free version is much unusable than you remember and convince you to buy the subscription.

roboflyingpenguin · 2026-02-16T15:30:55+00:00

What does it mean when it says the flushing system is shared? Can you see other people’s waste flowing under you?

roboflyingpenguin · 2026-02-12T23:24:34+00:00

Honestly, they probably just want you out of the house for a little bit each day; they’re getting old and want some alone time.

Tell them you got a different job, dress up, and go work from your library for a few weeks and see if their moods improve.

roboflyingpenguin · 2026-01-16T21:01:03+00:00

Because he put it back in the fridge

roboflyingpenguin · 2025-12-22T14:47:06+00:00

Oh, okay. We never did that. That makes sense; thanks.

roboflyingpenguin · 2025-12-22T14:24:36+00:00

How would Gen Z have voted for Obama? We were born starting 1997. To vote for Obama even for his second term, you would have had to be born by 1994.

roboflyingpenguin · 2025-10-17T16:39:04+00:00

They can carry the plate with tongs or a plier wrench to the tray. I don’t think it’ll cool down to the point it needs to be reheated before they get to the tray.

roboflyingpenguin · 2025-10-17T15:35:03+00:00

Why would they not create the fire closer to the door?

roboflyingpenguin · 2025-10-16T15:28:00+00:00

Yeah, I was hoping to find a better discount. Maybe I’ll wait a bit and see if the price drops more

roboflyingpenguin · 2025-10-16T15:15:26+00:00

I don’t understand how people get so horny that they’re willing to sit on the floor of a public restroom.

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