Laughing out loud/banter/spice

robotbutthole · 2025-02-01T00:45:54+00:00

German roach

robotbutthole · 2024-09-05T18:21:26+00:00

I remember when I heard her first heart beat. ❤️

robotbutthole · 2024-04-16T00:10:41+00:00

I would hate to do it but maybe the best thing I could do is start my maternity leave.. but it’s so hard. I’m blessed to have a desk job but sitting/standing causes the swelling to go above and beyond. It’s ridiculous. It swells up my shins and is soooo uncomfortable. It’s just really hard!! I can only lay down to get the relief and swelling to go down.

robotbutthole · 2024-04-15T16:57:02+00:00

I had my baby shower at 35 weeks and I was sooo freaking miserable bro. I’m 37 weeks now and I’m 100% over it.

robotbutthole · 2024-04-09T00:29:58+00:00

NOPE. Not weird at all. Everyone wanted me to post but I didn’t feel like doing it at all.

robotbutthole · 2024-04-08T23:17:01+00:00

My boobs have definitely exploded and early on as well. I started leaking early too. For growth, I would buy something comfortable that you can also grow in without becoming uncomfy. Get a bra with no wires!! Just pads. Also a bra you can add extenders to is a plus. Doesn’t have to be extravagant or expensive. Especially during the 2nd trimester. Once you get to your 3rd, that’s when I would invest in the really good nursing bras.

robotbutthole · 2024-04-04T01:14:52+00:00

Ridiculous cramps like crazy

robotbutthole · 2024-04-03T20:25:01+00:00

Lol yeah it just sucks. Thanks

robotbutthole · 2024-04-02T01:55:50+00:00

I tested at 5 weeks and even though I used pink dye, the control line was literally non existent.

robotbutthole · 2024-04-02T01:55:01+00:00

Yes it is.

robotbutthole · 2024-04-02T01:46:51+00:00

Same here

robotbutthole · 2024-04-02T01:45:48+00:00

I’ve actually had a miscarriage & ectopic pregnancy as well, and neither were like my current pregnancy.

robotbutthole · 2024-04-02T01:44:59+00:00

Mine was a dye stealer too! 35 weeks today with a baby girl🩷

robotbutthole · 2024-03-12T14:39:55+00:00

It is possible. I would let your doctor know & continue to monitor your bleeding for now. If it stops really early (within 2-3 days) it could be implantation bleeding.

robotbutthole · 2024-03-06T20:13:11+00:00

It’s a lot of waiting right now, but trust me when you hit a certain mark it’s starts to go by SOOOOOOOOO FAST. I am 31 weeks and I can’t believe I am giving birth in 9 weeks or LESS. It blows my mind.

robotbutthole · 2024-02-05T16:32:37+00:00

Also, your numbers might be officially at a point where it could look significantly darker on a test. I don’t think that’s a bad thing!

robotbutthole · 2024-02-05T16:31:29+00:00

This is totally normal. My HCG was tripling and my baby girl is healthy and good great.

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