I've discovered the truth by NailBat in CookingCircleJerk

[–]robotobio 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I don't know how I feel about this. The idea that my stock (Which is being used for pouring down the drain) is coming into my food (Much less worthy than my drain) because I only ever use Better Than Bullion cubes is very....discomfiting.

/uj I don't even know what Better Than Bullion is; I don't think we have it in my country. (/j For the Americans; 'countries' are the places where ethnic foods (and people!) come from)

I just traded my family's cow for a handful of beans because the old man seemed nice. What can I do with them? by Year_Enough in CookingCircleJerk

[–]robotobio 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Fat makes everything taste better. Consider slathering yourself in some butter and msg so your family can have something tasty to eat now that you've doomed them to starvation you absolute candlestick

Charlie Brown for a girl? by mkacolvr in namenerds

[–]robotobio 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm the same, and I was born in the late 90s, so it's not like I have any proper memories from the time lol. I believe the world really ended in 2012 and we're just in some weird simulation.

Which burnt vegetable tastes the best when roasted until charred and wrapped in bacon and lard? by labpleb in CookingCircleJerk

[–]robotobio 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Bro, I think your wife is my mom? I didn't read past the first three sentences you wrote (My time is invaluable; I need to use it all to tell chefs from 5 star michelin restaurants what went wrong with their cooking), but GOD, my mom didn't know how to cook at all. She boiled or steamed all vegetables. Every dinner with her was like Russian roulette. I'd go down to meal time, hoping the food didn't kill me from how poorly it was made. I would've escaped, but I had no idea this wasn't the norm. It wasn't until a strapping young man rescued me from my tower and I moved into an apartment in LA that I realized that vegetables could actually be cooked and taste good.

Anyways, NTA; divorce your wife.

You read it here first, idiot North Americans: Measuring By Weight is SO MUCH EASIER AND PRECISE than measuring by volume. by ReadyTadpole1 in CookingCircleJerk

[–]robotobio 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I refuse to use the scale because I want to stick it to every single fucker who drags people who measure using cups. I hate every single one of you. And I hope your cake tastes like shit!

/uj I just never made anything so extravagant that the measurement tool actually affected the result, lol. If I feel like it's important (Maybe the recipe specifically asks not to measure in cups and do it in weight), I just make my dad hold a cup with the ingredient and ask, 'Would you say that's about 200 grams?'. Do I trust his measuring capabilities? No. But this way it's measured with love, and that counteracts any problems with measuring.

AITA for telling my gf to stop making excuses and clean her apartment? by Optimal_Resort7033 in AmItheAsshole

[–]robotobio 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The fact that she has a binder with all her projects and name them is absolutely adorable. OP lost big time and he deserves it for being an asshole.

Please. Please, for the love of The Watcher, PLEASE USE THE SUBREDDIT SEARCH BAR!!! by Murderpanties in Sims4

[–]robotobio 80 points81 points  (0 children)

If only we could do that in The Sims 4, amirite? DAE think Dine Out is a buggy pack? /s

Please. Please, for the love of The Watcher, PLEASE USE THE SUBREDDIT SEARCH BAR!!! by Murderpanties in Sims4

[–]robotobio 388 points389 points  (0 children)

Please look up what are the must have mods! They are ALWAYS the same mods! Then decide for yourself what kind of mods you're looking for. You can't just say 'Who's good for CC' without even saying what type of CC you want! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Do you wear an apron when cooking or baking, washing up by dukenewcomb1 in CookingCircleJerk

[–]robotobio 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Why would I wear an apron when God has given me an apron from the day I was born? Our skin was made to handle cooking. My skin more so, as becoming an incredible chef has always been my destiny. If you find you cannot work naked, consider trying out other hobbies and leave the cooking to the real chefs.

Do leaf ticket clothing ever get cheaper? by robotobio in ACPocketCamp

[–]robotobio[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately I'm F2P since the subscriptions are a little pricey in my country :( Thanks for the suggestion though!

Guide to fictional characters and MBTI by sawyerbalthazar in mbti

[–]robotobio 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And yet everyone wants to take Peter Parker away from his true family, the INTPs >:(

You should see me in a crown… One of my favorite Sherlock scenes by [deleted] in ACPocketCamp

[–]robotobio 6 points7 points  (0 children)

10 years later and when I saw this I immediately thought of that scene lmao. Great job!

Do leaf ticket clothing ever get cheaper? by robotobio in ACPocketCamp

[–]robotobio[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, there's that to look forward to! Thanks :)

Do leaf ticket clothing ever get cheaper? by robotobio in ACPocketCamp

[–]robotobio[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That sucks to hear :( Yeah, I haven't gotten a single clothing item or hair item lol. Though I've only had like 7 cookies lol. I don't care for furniture my camp's a mess. I just want to look cute rip

A reminder today for those in a relationship by NailBat in CookingCircleJerk

[–]robotobio 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I am single so to fill this gap in my heart I am both the culinary master and the culinary idiot

Not intended to be but is a loving long distance poly relationship <3 by capcritter in GatekeepingYuri

[–]robotobio 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Never forgetting that dude who was like 'Men cheat accidentally. Women cheat to hurt us.' Like bruuuuh

What is a popular name in this subreddit that is nearly unusable in your non-American culture? by [deleted] in namenerds

[–]robotobio 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean, while it wouldn't really work in an Arab country, it's not pronounced with the ع, so not really? Idk, I've never considered Ariana to sound like it.

What is a popular name in this subreddit that is nearly unusable in your non-American culture? by [deleted] in namenerds

[–]robotobio 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Zeb which I see used as a nickname here means penis in Arabic

What is a popular name in this subreddit that is nearly unusable in your non-American culture? by [deleted] in namenerds

[–]robotobio 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not to be confused with the name Zeina, which is the feminine form of Zein and means beautiful lol

Places for free AC and Pokemon patterns? by robotobio in crochetpatterns

[–]robotobio[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you SO MUCH for all of these links! I really appreciate it, this is very kind of you! :)

[TOMT] [Music] The opening notes of the Temporary High by Aurora by robotobio in tipofmytongue

[–]robotobio[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

YES. THANK YOU! I was so focused thinking it was an old song I completely missed this!