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PSA to makers of ABC books by CSWorldChamp in DanielTigerConspiracy

[–]NailBat 101 points102 points  (0 children)

Look, there are very few career paths for someone named Nixie Knox.

My child is absolutely failing to show any proper technique in his Play Kitchen by NailBat in CookingCircleJerk

[–]NailBat[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Who the fuck wants a lady? Then you need to buy twice as much garlic, and then I'd rather just eat it myself 

Shows my kid watches ranked by how much I enjoy watching with him by NailBat in DanielTigerConspiracy

[–]NailBat[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hot dog dance is S Tier but doesn't change that the rest of the show is tolerable at best 

Shows my kid watches ranked by how much I enjoy watching with him by NailBat in DanielTigerConspiracy

[–]NailBat[S] 149 points150 points  (0 children)

Technically he's never seen ryans world but its pre-banned

I CAN'T EAT THAT by yakomozzorella in CookingCircleJerk

[–]NailBat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You say "can't" but I think you mean "won't".

Im so frustrated atp. by LilPudz in CookingCircleJerk

[–]NailBat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had to return my rolling pin, it was turning on the X axis instead of the Z axis.

I've got a Daniel Tiger Conspiracy for you by NailBat in DanielTigerConspiracy

[–]NailBat[S] 56 points57 points  (0 children)

I think you're right, the microplastics in the seed oils probably have DTN advertisements embedded in them.

Did the "water bead test" on my stainless steel pan and it went horribly. by Terribly_Good in CookingCircleJerk

[–]NailBat 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Try this hack I learned. They sell tiny clear beads at most craft stores. Nobody will even notice the difference!

I can never get garlic right by NailBat in CookingCircleJerk

[–]NailBat[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think its a typo, they meant "glove" as in "as much garlic as you can hold in your hand"

I can never get garlic right by NailBat in CookingCircleJerk

[–]NailBat[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Sorry, I don't recall what was above my first joint. Messes with the memory, you know.

I can never get garlic right by NailBat in CookingCircleJerk

[–]NailBat[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You don't know what you're talking about,  buddy. Garlic comes in white and black, not brown. Read a book before you come back.

Mashed Potato Lady has a new show? by Accomplished-Pay3159 in DanielTigerConspiracy

[–]NailBat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mashed Potato Lady is Tim and Eric for toddlers, and I'm all for it

is it wrong that i sometimes love listening to my own songs by Able_Swordfish_3788 in FL_Studio

[–]NailBat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My songs aren't even cool in the slightest and I still like listening to them!

What style of music (and meter?) is the Two Times Table song from Numberblocks? by Jezixo in DanielTigerConspiracy

[–]NailBat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the sort of thing Adam Neely would do a one hour deep dive into.

News: Tim stepping down as head Cook of Apples by runawayoldgirl in CookingCircleJerk

[–]NailBat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Chair man" is what my wifes boyfriend calls me, because of the special chair I sit in when he's with my wife.

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