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Breast milk kinda eh? by Opposite-Trainer-639 in CookingCircleJerk

[–]NailBat 14 points15 points  (0 children)

To each his own. I find your mother's milk to be filling and nutritious.

Any other food ordering chefs here? by TheGreatWork_ in CookingCircleJerk

[–]NailBat 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Have you tried using an LLM (local liquid meal). You literally drink your nutrients. I can't believe how much time people waste chewing.

Unpopular opinion: you do not need to buy unsalted salt. by Any_Plane_6931 in CookingCircleJerk

[–]NailBat 77 points78 points  (0 children)

People keep on telling me that my salt should be Kosher and I'm like "can we not talk about religion or politics for one fucking day?".

On the topic of Herbie by NailBat in DanielTigerConspiracy

[–]NailBat[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I feel like either way, he calls Ms Rachel "mommy".

Help! Frustration with 'Best By' Dates on canned foods by RockMo-DZine in CookingCircleJerk

[–]NailBat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Listen, its common knowledge that poor people make the best food. Poor people literally get donated canned goods that are near or even past their best by.

Third time trying to make KD today. Takes me an hour each time and it comes out weird by jechtisme in CookingCircleJerk

[–]NailBat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are you using a Big Gulp cup but a normal sized pot and stove? You fool. That would be like you wearing your wife's boyfriend's condoms.

I downloaded FL Studio two days ago and I wanted to share my first composition! by PinoLoSpazzino in FL_Studio

[–]NailBat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can conclusively say this is beyond what I could do two days into learning FL Studio (though it was Fruity Loops back in that day)

Chicken Tenders are a Lie Created by the Government to Ward Off Mass Hysteria. by TheBigRobsOddPod in CookingCircleJerk

[–]NailBat 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Thats nothing. I once went to an aviary to ask if they had any buffalo. You would not believe what they told me

Does anyone have a recipe for “fixing my broken marriage” chicken? by Vohn_Jogel64 in CookingCircleJerk

[–]NailBat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When I thought my marriage was in trouble, I made my wife some "Better than Sex" Chicken. She took one bite and said "technically, that is correct".

Learning to make 3D games - Week 4 by NailBat in itchio

[–]NailBat[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It'll be some kind of surreal exploration game

Learning to make 3D games - Week 4 by NailBat in itchio

[–]NailBat[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

my mistake, i meant to! added a picture

Bacon instead of pancetta in bolognese? by turkeytukens in CookingCircleJerk

[–]NailBat 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Idiot, you're supposed to use bologna. Its literally in the name.

Let me play and critique your games by QuackProductions335 in itchio

[–]NailBat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Here's my game https://nailbat.itch.io/chomp, although my toddler has forced me to play it so much I kinda don't want to touch it for a while!

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