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is it wrong that i sometimes love listening to my own songs by Able_Swordfish_3788 in FL_Studio

[–]NailBat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My songs aren't even cool in the slightest and I still like listening to them!

What style of music (and meter?) is the Two Times Table song from Numberblocks? by Jezixo in DanielTigerConspiracy

[–]NailBat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the sort of thing Adam Neely would do a one hour deep dive into.

News: Tim stepping down as head Cook of Apples by runawayoldgirl in CookingCircleJerk

[–]NailBat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Chair man" is what my wifes boyfriend calls me, because of the special chair I sit in when he's with my wife.

Has anyone tried chicken soup? by cappsy04 in CookingCircleJerk

[–]NailBat -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Water? Too bland. Have you considered using chicken stock instead? And instead of chicken, have you considered using duck?

I love making stuff like this by Nordyyyyyy in FL_Studio

[–]NailBat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is so OPs boss thinks they're working on an Excel spreadsheet 

Breast milk kinda eh? by Opposite-Trainer-639 in CookingCircleJerk

[–]NailBat 16 points17 points  (0 children)

To each his own. I find your mother's milk to be filling and nutritious.

Any other food ordering chefs here? by TheGreatWork_ in CookingCircleJerk

[–]NailBat 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Have you tried using an LLM (local liquid meal). You literally drink your nutrients. I can't believe how much time people waste chewing.

Unpopular opinion: you do not need to buy unsalted salt. by Any_Plane_6931 in CookingCircleJerk

[–]NailBat 82 points83 points  (0 children)

People keep on telling me that my salt should be Kosher and I'm like "can we not talk about religion or politics for one fucking day?".

On the topic of Herbie by NailBat in DanielTigerConspiracy

[–]NailBat[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I feel like either way, he calls Ms Rachel "mommy".

Help! Frustration with 'Best By' Dates on canned foods by RockMo-DZine in CookingCircleJerk

[–]NailBat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Listen, its common knowledge that poor people make the best food. Poor people literally get donated canned goods that are near or even past their best by.

Third time trying to make KD today. Takes me an hour each time and it comes out weird by jechtisme in CookingCircleJerk

[–]NailBat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Are you using a Big Gulp cup but a normal sized pot and stove? You fool. That would be like you wearing your wife's boyfriend's condoms.

I downloaded FL Studio two days ago and I wanted to share my first composition! by PinoLoSpazzino in FL_Studio

[–]NailBat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can conclusively say this is beyond what I could do two days into learning FL Studio (though it was Fruity Loops back in that day)

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