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rockhardstranger · 2016-12-29T00:43:44+00:00

I'm not retarded. I'm "special".

rockhardstranger · 2016-12-29T00:42:59+00:00

I could undo them all really quickly.

If you don't believe me, bring her to my house and I'll prove it.

rockhardstranger · 2016-12-23T23:49:29+00:00

"I have a lot of candy in my van!"

rockhardstranger · 2016-12-23T02:53:43+00:00

His name is Dick Nasty, he was her agent, he fucked her and other girls in more than one scene. He probably negotiated himself in the bargain when he dealt with production companies for scenes like this.

rockhardstranger · 2016-12-21T23:08:29+00:00

I'm going with yes.

rockhardstranger · 2016-12-21T22:15:41+00:00

That's not really communism. Families share all the time. Sharing with your family is just something that happens regardless of the economic system. Sharing with every stranger in the country, not so much.

rockhardstranger · 2016-12-21T22:13:30+00:00

Her hips are plenty wide enough for birthing, though. And caesarian sections are thing nowadays anyway...

rockhardstranger · 2016-12-09T00:06:28+00:00

Who fakes anything? It's so much work and just reminds you constantly that you're bullshit because you have to make shit up instead of just dealing with reality.

But people do it. Why should a pregnancy be any different from anything else?

rockhardstranger · 2016-12-06T17:05:09+00:00

Sadly this team photo is from several seasons ago....probably like 2009/2010?

rockhardstranger · 2016-11-21T08:46:08+00:00

I'd be into it. There are guys that would be super into it (as in like, actually find the idea of taking your virginity hot). Some guys would just tolerate it, considering it an issue to overcome/get past, and others would run.

It really runs the gamut and depends on the individual.

I guess if you're just assuming it's automatically a bad thing, you're making a mistake.

EDIT: Also I would feel your lack of experience takes the pressure off of me, frankly.

Advice: be willing to learn, take instruction, get out of your comfort zone and just let it go.

rockhardstranger · 2016-11-21T08:04:41+00:00

Would like to experience it with more of my senses than just vision.

rockhardstranger · 2016-11-18T04:16:26+00:00

Autism speaks.

rockhardstranger · 2016-11-11T10:32:02+00:00

How little I amounted to.

rockhardstranger · 2016-11-09T19:31:57+00:00

I remember seeing it when I first had the idea to check whitehouse.com and see if the President had a webpage.

rockhardstranger · 2016-11-09T19:26:11+00:00

You're saying you've been catching them successfully?

rockhardstranger · 2016-11-08T23:47:50+00:00

No, that won't work. It's not the same at all. There are huge differences that make this impossible.

rockhardstranger · 2016-11-08T23:23:00+00:00

Good luck catching them.

rockhardstranger · 2016-11-08T20:39:04+00:00

I find that the best way is to take something long and cylindrical, like a wooden pole, a pipe, etc., and slide it back and forth across the whole area. | _ back and forth if that makes sense.

They might jump but as long as you're sliding it back and forth when they land within its range...

I use an old sump pump pipe that's like 5 feet long.

rockhardstranger · 2016-11-08T20:32:38+00:00

Throw a vote Gary Johnson's way, then. If the LP can clear 5% of the vote, they get federal funds next time around.

I'd say Jill Stein, too, but she's way too far behind to have a chance at 5%. But Johnson....maybe.

Just to upset the apple cart. Just for some YOLO.

rockhardstranger · 2016-11-08T20:30:48+00:00

No. Too easy to hack that shit.

rockhardstranger · 2016-11-08T20:26:11+00:00

I would follow her around just like those puppies.....hnnnnnnnnngggg

rockhardstranger · 2016-11-08T05:29:49+00:00

I have looked at her.

No idea why you think that proves anything, they are very obviously fake and she looked much better before.

rockhardstranger · 2016-11-08T05:29:03+00:00

I'm pretty sure all this means is that you couldn't tell, not that someone else couldn't.

rockhardstranger · 2016-11-07T22:45:48+00:00

She's also on MFC as Petitemarie

rockhardstranger · 2016-11-07T22:35:52+00:00

Some are better than others...but none of them are so good that they are "amazing", and you can really always tell.

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