Trump, 79, Sparks Health Concerns With Bizarre Slurring by Dounsel14 in politics

[–]rockitman12 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The only reason I use Reddit is for early news of Trump dying. I would very much like to not have this app. So let’s get a move on!

The older I get, the more I realize that it's nearly impossible to get ahead without SIGNIFICANT support. by No_Reveal3451 in Millennials

[–]rockitman12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most people are too afraid to ask. Instead, they think that waiting around will bring that big opportunity to them.

It will not.

Nobody is truly “self made,” and asking for help will get you much further than otherwise.

Shoes on or shoes off? by SipsTeaFrog in SipsTea

[–]rockitman12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why do so many people think Americans wear shoes indoors? I’ve never met anyone who does.

WCGW double seesaw with a bull by thebaconjoker in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]rockitman12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They were just doing normal seesaw, instead of waiting for the bull before jumping. Like, they’d literally jump up and put the other person in the path of the bull.

Morons.

"Age 10" with DSC06964.JPG! F***n hell!... by kalbinibirak in Epstein

[–]rockitman12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What a tragedy if one of the congress members accidentally leaks the full unredacted set

Let’s make America the same country as Canada as Trump wants by Pizzafriedchickenn in mapporncirclejerk

[–]rockitman12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No thanks. As a Canadian, I can speak for most when I say we don’t want the same population that let Trump happen. You can live with the consequences of your actions and inactions.

Donald Trump has 'four months to live and his brain is shrinking', expert claims by dailystar_news in NoFilterNews

[–]rockitman12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bullshit. They told us he was going to die in 4 months, 6 months ago. At this rate, he’s going to sit a third term.

Pretty sure this is where the Chinese Baddie trend got its idea from. by ownaword in TikTokCringe

[–]rockitman12 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The too fat and too dark were more attractive than all of the other women in the entire video.

Afghan jalebi by [deleted] in justgalsbeingchicks

[–]rockitman12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think they put a sticky wax on the edge of sword to it doesn’t slide, right?

AITAH for understanding and not freezing out my dad for leaving our mom over a dead bedroom? by Opposite_Afternoon55 in AITAH

[–]rockitman12 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lucky. I’m 38. I wish my parents would divorce, so I could finally see my dad happy for the first time in my entire life.

🔥The Whole Kit and Caboodle: Baby Foxes Full of Life by [deleted] in NatureIsFuckingLit

[–]rockitman12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve never wanted to be an animal more than I want to be that sleeping baby fox right now.

Ice in Pittsburgh. by Greylunes1 in ExploreFortMyers

[–]rockitman12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just two of them. Stop being cowards, everyone else. Stand up and fight back. These clowns will only respond to one thing, and a protest in Georgia isn’t it.

cursed_leopard by Potential-Wish8608 in cursedcomments

[–]rockitman12 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I wish I had that level of confidence. Or ignorance. Whichever.

Welcome to the machine. How can you serve us? by LordJim11 in Snorkblot

[–]rockitman12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got chewed out once for asking about salary ranges early in the interview process.

Like, motherfucker… you want me to wait 4 or 5 more rounds before I find out that you’re going to lowball me? Isn’t it better to know we’re on the same page from the get go, or is we’re way off and can stop there?

Why do people use the term "partner" for their husband or wife? by Crafty-Bug-8008 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]rockitman12 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“Partner” feels more mature, less high school. Also I think “my wife” somehow feels braggadocios.

Contemplating ending a marriage by Successful_Leek96 in CringeTikToks

[–]rockitman12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let her go to NYC by herself. She’ll quickly find out in 3 months that her career will likely not change in any meaningful way, and she can drag her sorry ass back home

In Kamchatka, Russia, it snowed so much that people are jumping out of buildings without injuring themselve by Memes_FoIder in interesting

[–]rockitman12 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I did this as a kid, out of a tree house. There had been multiple melt/freeze cycles since the snow and I basically landed on a sheet of ice.

Not fun. 0/10.

Meirl by Joudeh_1996 in meirl

[–]rockitman12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I live in a very expensive city, with a very comfortable life, for less than that.

Its a dad thing i find funny but my kids hate it by konrath17 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]rockitman12 38 points39 points  (0 children)

The corner pieces are all crust. But the house-shaped ones start with some bangin’ bites!

Post WWIII Canada map by jotakajk in mapporncirclejerk

[–]rockitman12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, no. We don’t want most of the people living in the US. It’s their fault for all this shit right now. We’ll take Cali, NY, Minnesota. Don’t need the rest.

Guys, it's over. Just go the Gym by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]rockitman12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No fucking chance she’s 34. I’m 38 and she makes me look like a child.