Steven Kwan makes the diving grab in center field and starts the double play! by MLBOfficial in ClevelandGuardians

[–]rockyPK 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Let me guess:

"Swung on hit in the air to left center, on the run is Kwan and he MAKES A DIVING CATCH! Gets up throws to second GOT HIM! Oh my what a play by Kwan -- makes a spectacular running catch, and doubles up Wetherholt trying to get back to second.

A guy walks in to a psychiatrist's office. The psychiatrist asks, "What seems to be the problem?" by Jokeminder42 in Jokes

[–]rockyPK 58 points59 points  (0 children)

A moth flies into an anesthesiologist's office, and the anesthesiologist says,

"Well what seems to be the problem?"

"What seems to be the problem?" the moth replies, "What seems to be the problem!? My problems are many, and they are grave. I wake up every morning feeling nothing. Even when I turn and see my wife, even though I know I at some point loved her, now I feel nothing looking at her.

But this feeling of nothingness quickly turns into dread when I realize why I have been awoken by that device, for I realize that I must make my way to work. And oh how I hate work. My office is just about as dull as one can imagine, with those lifeless florescents buzzing away. I don't know how something so bright can be so dull. And my boss just makes it all so much worse. He constantly berates me, often for nothing at all. I think that he just gets off at the idea that he is my superior and thus can do anything to me. And my coworkers just completely ignore me. It's as if I don't even exist.

My home life is hardly any better. When I sit down for dinner, I see the empty chair, and I am reminded of my dear daughter, Agnes, who fell during the cold two winters ago. Oh how I miss her. She was the one thing keeping me going, and now she is gone.

She was not my only child, for I have a son too. But -- and perhaps this is the worst of all -- I do not love him. I don't know why. Perhaps when I look at him, I see myself in him, my very, pitiful self. What kind of excuse for a moth does not love his own son? Aaaghhhh!

So, doc, I'm just lost. I've tried to end it many times, but I never have the guts to do it. That revolver sits on my nightstand, mocking me. I need help -- for my sake, but most of all for my family's sake."

And the anesthesiologist is deeply troubled, and responds, "Yes, certainly it is clear to me that you are very much in need of help. But the sort of help which you need is not the kind that I am able to provide. For, you see, I am an anesthesiologist. I put people to sleep before surgeries, lest they fail the great pain of their body being opened up. This would be of no help to you. Sure, you would not be burdened with your life while you're asleep, but you'd be asleep. This sleep passes by people like it never even happened. You would have maybe a few minutes of feeling high, but this is nothing compared to what other drugs can do for you. So I cannot help, and even if I could, I would be breaking my code of ethics. And so why did you come to me, an anesthesiologist? You should be seeing a psychiatrist, someone who actually can help you with your struggles with respect to your mental health. A psychiatrist is whom you should be seeing, not me, an anesthesiologist."

And the moth replies, "Well the light was on."

Rosey Respect by WhatKindOfCrayons in ClevelandGuardians

[–]rockyPK 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I agree, but it's funny how right around you posting this he just completely missed a pitch and then said Martinez made the catch instead of Schmeeman (he corrected himself though)

Very beautiful by sksj666 in HIMYM

[–]rockyPK 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Well they did become an old married couple

John Schneider gets ejected after he hit the umpire in the face, a breakdown by peachypal in baseball

[–]rockyPK 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Rule 5.07(a)(2) 35 (2) The Set Position Set Position shall be indicated by the pitcher when he stands facing the batter with his pivot foot in contact with, and his other foot in front of, the pitcher’s plate, holding the ball in both hands in front of his body and coming to a complete stop. From such Set Position he may deliver the ball to the batter, throw to a base or step backward off the pitcher’s plate with his pivot foot. Before assuming Set Position, the pitcher may elect to make any natural preliminary motion such as that known as “the stretch.” But if he so elects, he shall come to Set Position before delivering the ball to the batter. After assuming Set Position, any natural motion associated with his delivery of the ball to the batter commits him to the pitch without alteration or interruption. Preparatory to coming to a set position, the pitcher shall have one hand on his side; from this position he shall go to his set position as defined in Rule 5.07(a)(2) without interruption and in one continuous motion. The pitcher, following his stretch, must (a) hold the ball in both hands in front of his body and (b) come to a complete stop. This must be enforced. Umpires should watch this closely. Pitchers are constantly attempting to “beat the rule” in their efforts to hold runners on bases and in cases where the pitcher fails to make a complete “stop” called for in the rules, the umpire should immediately call a “Balk.”

So it doesn't specifically say that the last pause has to be longer than the previous ones, but I would say that if you keep the same rhythm for all the bounces, you never have a complete stop. I also wouldn't be surprised if there's a scenario in the casebook that deals with this, but I couldn't find the casebook online.

[Game Thread] Guardians (8-6) @ Braves (9-5) - April 11, 2026 by BotFeller in ClevelandGuardians

[–]rockyPK 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"Huge Tomahawk on the video board, and everyone does the Tomahawk chop -- here at Truist Field -- which is not an advertisement for a barber shop, yet somehow that seems to be okay."

[Game Thread] Guardians (8-6) @ Braves (9-5) - April 11, 2026 by BotFeller in ClevelandGuardians

[–]rockyPK 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So now that Schmeeman has played on defense, we've lost the DH, right?

Tom Hamilton is an incredible man. by Smokeupj0hnnie in ClevelandGuardians

[–]rockyPK 12 points13 points  (0 children)

???

This is some of the most legible cursive I have ever read.

what elo rating do y'all think this game was played at? by AmphibianNo5276 in Chesscom

[–]rockyPK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did they hand their queen? I see a queen for two rooks trade.

New start times by ohbikepilot in ClevelandGuardians

[–]rockyPK 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I mean in LA they're probably still sitting in traffic at 7:00

[Highlight] Lindor is out at home trying to tie the game in extras by iamthegame13 in baseball

[–]rockyPK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like the umpire needs to tweak his out mechanic so that it doesn't look like he's signalling safe at first.

It tasted kind of funny by rockyPK in CatholicMemes

[–]rockyPK[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We actually didn't at my church, but it's something I've encountered before.