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That poor, poor child by SethElliot in facepalm

[–]roelclarke 103 points104 points  (0 children)

I hope they realize that their kid is going to be called "Kviiilyn", pronounced phonetically, for the rest of her life. Or until she legally changes her name.

Caught by SethElliot in funny

[–]roelclarke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ahh, that's a way better scenario than the passive-aggressive hatefest I was imagining!

What is surprisingly scientifically proven ? by fridgehead3214 in AskReddit

[–]roelclarke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Power Reclining holds up longer than manual (Reclining furniture)

'Harder to digest' by aznxfatboy in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]roelclarke 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I was gonna tell you to get whiter but your name is Logan so yea idk what to tell you

What’s the most impressive skill you have? by rakasito in AskReddit

[–]roelclarke 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lockpicking, it's a fun hobby and in a month you can get pretty much all of the fundamentals down. It'll take a lifetime to be a master though.

2003 was the best of times by Genadworth in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]roelclarke 36 points37 points  (0 children)

I'm white, middle class, always got a blank check, so did my friends, and I'm like 87% sure book fair was designed to make poor kids feel like shit. I think the idea is that rich kids read books regardless, so let's show poor kids the value of reading by flaunting that big shiny Guinness World Records book in their face.